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  • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

    Originally posted by Omgwtfbbqkitten View Post
    Feba halfway to speaking perfect Engrish.
    It's 2AM in Febatime.


    Also, given that this is about the fifth time I've referred to Febatime, I should explain what it is.

    Febatime is whatever the hell I want it to be, bitches,

    TLDR, so I tell you what we're going to do, I'm going to read the first two words of each paragraph and give you active based on that.

    It's about so one tomorrow I'll but whether and then.


    Askyanni it's spelled weather, but that's some nice poetry you've got there.

    So here's what we're going to do: STOP WAITING FOR TOMORROW. SEIZE THE DAY AND HEADBUTT THE WHETHER NOW, YOU MAY ONLY HAVE ONE CHANCE. PLuS ALSO THIS IS A REALLY FUCKING BAD HEATWAVE, IF YOU DO HEATBUTT IT YOU'D BEE A HERO TO SO MANY PEOPLE AND LASO SAVE SOME OLD LADIES OR SOME SHIT and I'd pretsonally appreciate you.

    also I think you need to mow a lawn somewhere. I may be wrong but I have a VERY strong history of being right with things like this. I get a feeling off something nobody says but it's there in between the lines and I can see it because I am feba and I can see the truth between the lines even when the truth doesn't have anything to dow with the lines like the time I found a great tip on buying cookies in an Apple Keynote, and later in a description of a Weezer album on borders.

    ---------- Post added at 10:53 PM ---------- Previous post was at 10:52 PM ----------

    I'm being to wonder if there's some chemicals down in the basement, this basement, I feel a little high. I'm gonna sleep down here though, so hopefully it's all ok.

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    • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

      Sweet! That's too rich for my blood, though. I'm in a one bedroom (on the 3rd floor) and I'm paying 500 a month, and I'm reasonably certain I'm going to need to resort to being a crackwhore in order to pay all of my bills. XD Well, not really, but I'm going to have to be creatively thrifty.

      Feba, stop drinking. I was using the correct version of whether. I was hoping to go out tonight but I think my guy spent all day working on his yard (well, that's what he said he was gonna do anyway), then got tired and sat down, and sitting down after working all day = sleep. This happens to me, too, so I understand. Oh, well. I'll see him tomorrow.
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      • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

        Originally posted by Aksannyi View Post
        but I think my guy spent all day working on his yard
        SEE I TOLD YOU THERE WAS A LAWN SOMEWHERE YOU NEEDED TO MOW

        YOU ALL FUCKING THOUGHT I WAS CRAZY BUT NO I AM FEBA.

        I AM PRECISELY AS CRAZY AS I ADMIT TO BEING.

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        • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

          I actually did offer to mow it if he'd give me ten bucks. No ten bucks, no mowing.
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          • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

            Askyanin that was a terrible mistake.

            You must go mow that lawn.


            Evenif he has already mowned it, you must remow it. set the blade one setting lower if you can.

            believe me. you will never feel satisfaction in your life again until you mow that lawn .your subconsciousness is shouting this at the unworld, and I can read it. please do this.

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            • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

              ITT: Feba has terrifying powers of seeing into everyone's subconcious. We should all be very, very afraid.
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              • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                I smell bullshit. What did I dream about last night? And be specific.
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                • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                  sex
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                  • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                    Originally posted by cidbahamut View Post
                    ITT: Feba has terrifying powers of seeing into everyone's subconcious. We should all be very, very afraid.
                    Na, it's just full of shit.
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                    • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                      1- MORNIN' GUYS

                      2- Wow, I do not remember taking anything last night.

                      3- I actually do have incredible powers at reading between the lines, although it's not usually that precise.

                      4- I don't detect anything about your dreams. Your subconscious probably doesn't care enough to tell you. It's not a serious, life disrupting problem like that lawn is. I'm not a psychic, I'm just really really good at picking up on things you didn't intend to say.

                      5- There's nothing to fear. The only things I will ever be able to read are the things that you want everybody to know; even if you don't know it yourself, or your conscious mind is trying to hide it. Your subconscious has to be complicit and exert enough influence over your writing for me to even detect it, and then I have to understand the message.

                      5b- Nonpersonal truths come over a bit differently. It's not so much "SOMEONE NEEDS TO KNOW THIS" a cry for help like Aksannyi's lawn obsession, and they're not really connected to the subconscious of the person writing it. They are, but it's not about personal problems. It's more about the zeitgeist influencing their statements to share some fundamental human truth.

                      5c- I theorize that this is the foundation of how the zeitgeist works. Ideas propagate themselves between the lines, and work themselves into peoples brains. Eventually, someone who can see that content in their conscious mind shares it with the world. This is why multiple people tend to come across the same scientific advancements at once-- The idea was already floating out there, they just picked up on it. Sometimes I wonder if there are more people like me who are adept at seeing into this hidden world of information, or if other people just read into it by coincidence. I also wonder if it's something that someone could be trained into. If so, it's very possible that most progress in the world is just made by readers who find some idea and capitalize on it. It could even be a conspiracy.

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                      • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                        Originally posted by Caspian View Post
                        sex
                        I didn't ask what I did last night. :D
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                        • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                          Originally posted by Aksannyi
                          I was hoping to go out tonight but I think my guy spent all day working on his yard (well, that's what he said he was gonna do anyway), then got tired and sat down, and sitting down after working all day = sleep. This happens to me, too, so I understand. Oh, well. I'll see him tomorrow.
                          Originally posted by Aksannyi View Post
                          I didn't ask what I did last night. :D
                          I prefer to have sex when they are awake and in the same room as I am! lololol
                          Originally posted by Feba
                          But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                          Originally posted by Taskmage
                          God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                          Originally posted by DakAttack
                          ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.

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                          • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                            Damn, you caught me. Lol.

                            But I didn't dream about it either. XD

                            Besides, who said I had sex with him? Or that he didn't come over after I made that post? Yeah! Yeah!!!!
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                            • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                              Oooooor you picked up some batteries and...

                              lol
                              Originally posted by Feba
                              But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                              Originally posted by Taskmage
                              God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                              Originally posted by DakAttack
                              ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.

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                              • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                                I think the men will rather enjoy where this thread is going.
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