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  • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

    Well, yeah. I don't think I've ever claimed to be particularly smart.

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    • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

      Intelligence perceived is not intelligence achieved..? Must rethink life strategy.
      "All of the biggest technological inventions created by man - the airplane, the automobile, the computer - says little about his intelligence, but speaks volumes about his laziness." - Mark Kennedy

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      • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

        I check my bank account online every day, so please explain to me how the insurance payment (that, according to Progressive, was drawn from my account on the 22nd) showed up today but was dated as having shown up on the 26th?

        That's some fucked up shit right there.
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        • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

          Time travel..?
          "All of the biggest technological inventions created by man - the airplane, the automobile, the computer - says little about his intelligence, but speaks volumes about his laziness." - Mark Kennedy

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          • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

            Originally posted by Aksannyi View Post
            so please explain to me how the insurance payment (that, according to Progressive, was drawn from my account on the 22nd) showed up today but was dated as having shown up on the 26th?
            They must be using a modified version of Playonline's double billing system.
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            • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

              Honestly I bet they're holding that shit and making my bank account look like it has more just to keep me spending so that I end up incurring overdraft fees. If that's what they're doing I'll be glad to find another bank. Fuck all that shit.
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              • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                Originally posted by Aksannyi View Post
                Honestly I bet they're holding that shit and making my bank account look like it has more just to keep me spending so that I end up incurring overdraft fees. If that's what they're doing I'll be glad to find another bank. Fuck all that shit.
                Ya my son got socked with overdraft fees today.....6 of them. He played roulette with the bank and lost. He had $35 in his account and over the weekend he pared it down to $3. Then late last night he bought something for $37. Now he thought that all the little charges he made before the last one would come in first and be deducted first. Then he thought the last one would come in late today or tomorrow and he would have his check early today and beat the bank before they would deduct it. All of his purchases came in at the same time and they told him they always deduct the largest amount first. So the $37 one was deducted first and bounced and then they deducted all the little $3, $5, etc ones which bounced too. $35 a pop overdraft fees....$35 for a $3 item...
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                • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                  Just one more reason not to spend money you don't have.
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                  • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                    Originally posted by TheGrandMom View Post
                    overdraft fees
                    Last year in the summer we worked 4 day weeks and had fridays off. Since we had fridays off, paydays were moved to Thursday morning. One of my coworkers thought he heard that we would be getting paid the same way this year, so he set all his bills to auto-pay on that Thursday. Man...that guy was totally pissed when he realized there was no money in his account.
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                    Originally posted by Aksannyi
                    "Hello! 100+3 Leathercrafting, your materials, 5k! Mention code LTH74 for a special discount!" - they'd get blisted by everyone they sent that to.
                    Originally posted by Solymir
                    What do you have against Ants? Is iVirus some new Apple product?

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                    • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                      Thing is, I have the money, and I didn't overdraft. I knew exactly how much was in my account. They didn't get me. They probably got other people with that crap, but not me.

                      Just annoys the shit out of me that they even try that kind of shit. I thought they weren't allowed to do those shady business practices anymore.
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                      • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                        I'm bored and at work. I wish there was a thread for that somewhere...

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                        • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                          So I just arranged a meeting.

                          The good: Hundreds of free Japanese magazines! HECK YES
                          The bad: "think Martha Stewart Living"
                          The ugly: one hour drive, each way.

                          Still, yay craigslist.

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                          • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                            Oh hell one hour each way, well worth it! Damn things are expensive.
                            Originally posted by Feba
                            But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                            Originally posted by Taskmage
                            God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                            Originally posted by DakAttack
                            ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.

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                            • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                              Indeed they are. If I were looking at buying them, I'd be spending at least a couple thousand dollars.

                              Of course, I'd be getting more interesting magazines, but still, gift horses.

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                              • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                                I love when I discover a great blog that keeps me entertained for hours of trolling through the archives. God bless the intertrons!
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