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  • #7921
    Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

    Originally posted by Feba View Post
    G15 Keyboard

    2006-2010


    WHY IS EVERYTHING I LOVE LEAVING ME
    /em rubs her hands together and cackles...

    Gooood those cursed keyboard supports I sent did the job!!
    Originally posted by Feba
    But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
    Originally posted by Taskmage
    God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
    Originally posted by DakAttack
    ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.
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    • #7922
      Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

      Looks at his G15 at home and smiles

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      • #7923
        Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

        Originally posted by cidbahamut View Post
        This is your chance to convert to a sexy, sexy ergonomic keyboard.
        ergonomic keyboards are for squares.
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        • #7924
          Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

          Originally posted by TheGrandMom View Post
          Gooood those cursed keyboard supports I sent did the job!!
          Damn Keyboard Gremlins!

          In other sad news... My iPod Touch screen needs a funeral. The funny thing is that the touch screen works just fine even though it has that terrible crack in it. Got a new screen on the way, should be here by Friday.

          Attached Files
          {New Sig in the works}
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          "There will come a day when the world will realize that Superman can no longer create miracles. If my name was Superman, that day would be today." 4/29/2009 - Me

          Originally posted by Aksannyi
          "Hello! 100+3 Leathercrafting, your materials, 5k! Mention code LTH74 for a special discount!" - they'd get blisted by everyone they sent that to.
          Originally posted by Solymir
          What do you have against Ants? Is iVirus some new Apple product?
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          • #7925
            Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

            Ouchie! How did that happen??
            Originally posted by Feba
            But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
            Originally posted by Taskmage
            God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
            Originally posted by DakAttack
            ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.
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            • #7926
              Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

              The iPod should not be used to level your kitchen table.
              I use a Mac because I'm just better than you are.

              HTTP Error 418 - I'm A Teapot - The resulting entity body MAY be short and stout.

              loose
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              • #7927
                Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                Went to The Expo (What used to be an epic local carnival open for about 2 weeks during the summer) with my niece and girlfriend, and totally forgot it was in my pocket. Rode about 6 rides not realizing it was in the same pocket with my keys, so you do the math lol. Didn't even have fun at the Expo, rides were expensive and food was terrible... Jerk told me the Elephant ear was hot, but it was cold and I'm pretty sure it was made out of real elephant.

                We left the terrible Expo and went around the corner to Bob Evans for dinner. I saw Bob Evans had free wifi and said "Oh I'll whip out my ipod to check facebook right quick." That was when I discovered it was crunchy.

                I figured it would be cheaper just to buy a new one since a screen would probably cost about $100 to fix, but it was surprisingly inexpensive, under $30. (I refuse to buy a new ipod touch until the 4th gens or ipad 2GEN comes out.)

                Originally posted by Mhurron View Post
                The iPod should not be used to level your kitchen table.
                Now I know how those people who have cracked LCD screens due to improper use of the wiimote feel.
                {New Sig in the works}
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                "There will come a day when the world will realize that Superman can no longer create miracles. If my name was Superman, that day would be today." 4/29/2009 - Me

                Originally posted by Aksannyi
                "Hello! 100+3 Leathercrafting, your materials, 5k! Mention code LTH74 for a special discount!" - they'd get blisted by everyone they sent that to.
                Originally posted by Solymir
                What do you have against Ants? Is iVirus some new Apple product?
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                • #7928
                  Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                  I've been a little on edge lately; sorry if I've acted like a tard. I've somehow aquired a panic disorder.
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                  • #7929
                    Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread



                    (British joke, look up Dad's army if you don't get the refference)

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                    • #7930
                      Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                      Originally posted by DakAttack View Post
                      I've been a little on edge lately; sorry if I've acted like a tard. I've somehow aquired a panic disorder.
                      You're on your sock again BBQ.
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                      • #7931
                        Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                        Has been notified of my redundancy today, feeling numb...

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                        • #7932
                          Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                          Originally posted by Jarre View Post


                          (British joke, look up Dad's army if you don't get the refference)


                          Hello, Mayor.
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                          • #7933
                            Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread



                            TGM, I have not thanked you enough for telling us about dueling analogs. As you can see I am still getting caught up. Wanted to share this one with anyone that might have missed it.
                            "All of the biggest technological inventions created by man - the airplane, the automobile, the computer - says little about his intelligence, but speaks volumes about his laziness." - Mark Kennedy
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                            • #7934
                              Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                              I forgot to take my anti-anxiety meds yesterday. So I took a double-dose today. So now I feel drunk. Awesome?

                              (No.)
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                              • #7935
                                Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                                Doubling your dosage of prescription drugs is generally a bad idea. Better to play it safe.
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                                Name: Drjones
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