Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

[Cheezeman3000]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

I'm at work right now. On some days I sift through hundreds of names, which means I end up finding some hilarious ones.
Here's a few of them:

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I have plenty more where this came from, I've kept a list. :D Oh and these are all real names, where I work it's impossible (illegal) to put a fake name in.

Edit: On second thought, it may be best that I don't share anything, even if it's just names. Don't wanna get in trouble...

[Yygdrasil]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

I'm at work right now. On some days I sift through hundreds of names, which means I end up finding some hilarious ones.
Here's a few of them:

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I have plenty more where this came from, I've kept a list. :D Oh and these are all real names, where I work it's impossible (illegal) to put a fake name in.

Edit: On second thought, it may be best that I don't share anything, even if it's just names. Don't wanna get in trouble...

HA TOO LATE!!!! I HAZ THEM NAO!!!! *nom nom nom*

[TheGrandMom]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

Old news is old, knew about this two weeks ago.

So 2 weeks is old now.....wow...

[Yygdrasil]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

So 2 weeks is old now.....wow...

My nephew is 10 weeks old. Does that mean he's ancient?

[Aksannyi]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

My nephew is 10 weeks old. Does that mean he's ancient?

God, I'm terrible.

[Yygdrasil]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

God, I'm terrible.

-.-*

[Mezlo]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

Speaking of funny names, here's a list of some people i work with that have silly names:

Mary Jane Blunt
Richard Penniston
Anita Ho
Mei Wang
Hugh Cocke
Fuh Hu
Sharon Dix

[Aksannyi]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

I see a lot of names in a day, too, since I work in the mail processing for a very large insurance company. The funniest one I can remember off the top of my head is Dick Dawson, which I thought surely must be a porn star name.

Willy Johnson also made me laugh, as well as the fact that someone listed a beneficiary of Rick Roll. Unfortunately, no one with whom I work would have gotten why that name was funny, so I kept it to myself.

[Yygdrasil]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

I see a lot of names in a day, too, since I work in the mail processing for a very large insurance company. The funniest one I can remember off the top of my head is Dick Dawson, which I thought surely must be a porn star name.

Willy Johnson also made me laugh, as well as the fact that someone listed a beneficiary of Rick Roll. Unfortunately, no one with whom I work would have gotten why that name was funny, so I kept it to myself.

NEVER GUNNA GIVE... NEVER GUNNA GIVE...

GIVE YOU UP!

[Cheezeman3000]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

I can't resist. Here's some more:

Richard Seaman
Jack Dootoff
Gay Ready

Hans Salau

(I don't actually work with these people)

[DakAttack]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

I'm inclined to believe everybody here but Aks is making up names.

[Cheezeman3000]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

I'm inclined to believe everybody here but Aks is making up names.

I have proof, but it's sensitive material so there's no way to really prove it to you. Guess you'll just have to trust me.

[TheGrandMom]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

One of my nephews narrowly avoided being named Frank (after my biological father), Neil (after his mothers godfather), Stein. That's... Frank N. Stein

[Yellow Mage]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

That's... Frank N. Stein

[TheGrandMom]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

Ya she was still going to name him that too until I got my entire family to start making Frankenstein jokes.