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  • #6511
    Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

    AND PAT ROBERTSON TOO!
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    • #6512
      Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

      Pat Robertson didn't cost me seven grand, so I don't really give a fuck. I'm from America, I'm used to senile racists.
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      • #6513
        Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

        No, Pat Robertson just said that Haiti deserved what they got because years ago the people of Haiti made a pact with the devil and have been cursed ever since... What a douchebag asshole. He needs to get analy raped by a chainsaw being wielded by Brock Lesnar.

        BTW, how did you lose 7k to Bernie? You get caught up in his scheme??? How???
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        • #6514
          Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

          Originally posted by Mezlo View Post
          No, Pat Robertson just said that Haiti deserved what they got because years ago the people of Haiti made a pact with the devil and have been cursed ever since...
          Like I said, I'm American. I'm used to senile racists. They only have as much power as you let them have.

          And scholarship fund invested with him. No money for them, no money for students.
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          • #6515
            Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

            Originally posted by Feba View Post
            They only have as much power as I let them have.
            Well stop giving him Power FEBA!!!
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            • #6516
              Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

              This new project at work is going to be the death of me.
              It's just one big pile of "I don't know what the hell I'm doing". Much frustration etc etc.
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              • #6517
                Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                Originally posted by Feba View Post
                BERNIE MADOFF MUST DIE
                This summer, three prison rapists discover that Bernie Madoff, a popular man on the prison grounds, has been cheating on each of them. They form a pact with a fourth rapist to teach him a lesson in "paying off investments."
                Originally posted by Armando
                No one at Square Enix has heard of Occam's Razor.
                Originally posted by Armando
                Nintendo always seems to have a legion of haters at the wings ready to jump in and prop up straw men about hardware and gimmicks and casuals.
                Originally posted by Taskmage
                GOD IS MIFFED AT AMERICA

                REPENT SINNERS OR AT LEAST GIVE A NONCOMMITTAL SHRUG

                GOD IS AMBIVALENT ABOUT FURRIES

                THE END IS COMING ONE OF THESE DAYS WHEN GOD GETS AROUND TO IT
                Originally posted by Taskmage
                However much I am actually smart, I got that way by confronting how stupid I am.
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                • #6518
                  Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                  Wow, a tornado warning has just been issued for San Diego. That's got to be a first. Or a few and far betweener*
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                  • #6519
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                    Originally posted by Yellow Mage View Post
                    This summer, three prison rapists discover that Bernie Madoff, a popular man on the prison grounds, has been cheating on each of them. They form a pact with a fourth rapist to teach him a lesson in "paying off investments."
                    *tightens butthole*
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                    • #6520
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                      Originally posted by Pwnagraphic View Post
                      *tightens butthole*
                      Pardon me for being crude, but wouldn't that be what the prison rapists want? Sometimes it is just better to go to solitary LOL.
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                      • #6521
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                        Originally posted by Durahansolo View Post
                        Pardon me for being crude, but wouldn't that be what the prison rapists want?
                        I don't know Durahan. Is that what you want???
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                        • #6522
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                          Originally posted by Mezlo View Post
                          I don't know Durahan.
                          *Sigh* sometimes it just doesn't pay to say anything at all.
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                          Originally posted by Aksannyi
                          "Hello! 100+3 Leathercrafting, your materials, 5k! Mention code LTH74 for a special discount!" - they'd get blisted by everyone they sent that to.
                          Originally posted by Solymir
                          What do you have against Ants? Is iVirus some new Apple product?
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                          • #6523
                            Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                            This was published in the Minneapolis Star-Tribune:
                            Dear Pat Robertson,

                            I know that you know that all press is good press, so I appreciate the shout-out. And you make God look like a big mean bully who kicks people when they are down, so I'm all over that action.

                            But when you say that Haiti has made a pact with me, it is totally humiliating. I may be evil incarnate, but I'm no welcher. The way you put it, making a deal with me leaves folks desperate and impoverished.

                            Sure, in the afterlife, but when I strike bargains with people, they first get something here on earth -- glamour, beauty, talent, wealth, fame, glory, a golden fiddle. Those Haitians have nothing, and I mean nothing. And that was before the earthquake. Haven't you seen "Crossroads"? Or "Damn Yankees"?

                            If I had a thing going with Haiti, there'd be lots of banks, skyscrapers, SUVs, exclusive night clubs, Botox -- that kind of thing. An 80 percent poverty rate is so not my style. Nothing against it -- I'm just saying: Not how I roll.

                            You're doing great work, Pat, and I don't want to clip your wings -- just, come on, you're making me look bad. And not the good kind of bad. Keep blaming God. That's working. But leave me out of it, please. Or we may need to renegotiate your own contract.

                            Best, Satan
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                            • #6524
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                              Originally posted by Taskmage View Post
                              This was published in the Minneapolis Star-Tribune:
                              Again, wish I could post multiple thanks!!!
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                              • #6525
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                                Originally posted by Durahansolo View Post
                                Pardon me for being crude, but wouldn't that be what the prison rapists want? Sometimes it is just better to go to solitary LOL.
                                Maybe we should ask someone who knows?

                                Hey Feba..
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                                it's better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass.

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