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Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread
Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread
No, Pat Robertson just said that Haiti deserved what they got because years ago the people of Haiti made a pact with the devil and have been cursed ever since... What a douchebag asshole. He needs to get analy raped by a chainsaw being wielded by Brock Lesnar.
BTW, how did you lose 7k to Bernie? You get caught up in his scheme??? How???
No, Pat Robertson just said that Haiti deserved what they got because years ago the people of Haiti made a pact with the devil and have been cursed ever since...
Like I said, I'm American. I'm used to senile racists. They only have as much power as you let them have.
And scholarship fund invested with him. No money for them, no money for students.
This summer, three prison rapists discover that Bernie Madoff, a popular man on the prison grounds, has been cheating on each of them. They form a pact with a fourth rapist to teach him a lesson in "paying off investments."
Originally posted by Armando
No one at Square Enix has heard of Occam's Razor.
Originally posted by Armando
Nintendo always seems to have a legion of haters at the wings ready to jump in and prop up straw men about hardware and gimmicks and casuals.
Originally posted by Taskmage
GOD IS MIFFED AT AMERICA
REPENT SINNERS OR AT LEAST GIVE A NONCOMMITTAL SHRUG
GOD IS AMBIVALENT ABOUT FURRIES
THE END IS COMING ONE OF THESE DAYS WHEN GOD GETS AROUND TO IT
Originally posted by Taskmage
However much I am actually smart, I got that way by confronting how stupid I am.
This summer, three prison rapists discover that Bernie Madoff, a popular man on the prison grounds, has been cheating on each of them. They form a pact with a fourth rapist to teach him a lesson in "paying off investments."
*tightens butthole*
A mans strength isn't measured by the size of his muscle, but by the size of his heart.
it's better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass.
R.I.P. Dura's Moms Hard Drive. 2002-2009 Gone, but not forgotten.
Your family must havehad a hen farm growin', up cause you sure know how to raise a cock
Pardon me for being crude, but wouldn't that be what the prison rapists want? Sometimes it is just better to go to solitary LOL.
{New Sig in the works}
----------------------- "There will come a day when the world will realize that Superman can no longer create miracles. If my name was Superman, that day would be today." 4/29/2009 - Me
Originally posted by Aksannyi
"Hello! 100+3 Leathercrafting, your materials, 5k! Mention code LTH74 for a special discount!" - they'd get blisted by everyone they sent that to.
Originally posted by Solymir
What do you have against Ants? Is iVirus some new Apple product?
*Sigh* sometimes it just doesn't pay to say anything at all.
{New Sig in the works}
----------------------- "There will come a day when the world will realize that Superman can no longer create miracles. If my name was Superman, that day would be today." 4/29/2009 - Me
Originally posted by Aksannyi
"Hello! 100+3 Leathercrafting, your materials, 5k! Mention code LTH74 for a special discount!" - they'd get blisted by everyone they sent that to.
Originally posted by Solymir
What do you have against Ants? Is iVirus some new Apple product?
Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread
This was published in the Minneapolis Star-Tribune:
Dear Pat Robertson,
I know that you know that all press is good press, so I appreciate the shout-out. And you make God look like a big mean bully who kicks people when they are down, so I'm all over that action.
But when you say that Haiti has made a pact with me, it is totally humiliating. I may be evil incarnate, but I'm no welcher. The way you put it, making a deal with me leaves folks desperate and impoverished.
Sure, in the afterlife, but when I strike bargains with people, they first get something here on earth -- glamour, beauty, talent, wealth, fame, glory, a golden fiddle. Those Haitians have nothing, and I mean nothing. And that was before the earthquake. Haven't you seen "Crossroads"? Or "Damn Yankees"?
If I had a thing going with Haiti, there'd be lots of banks, skyscrapers, SUVs, exclusive night clubs, Botox -- that kind of thing. An 80 percent poverty rate is so not my style. Nothing against it -- I'm just saying: Not how I roll.
You're doing great work, Pat, and I don't want to clip your wings -- just, come on, you're making me look bad. And not the good kind of bad. Keep blaming God. That's working. But leave me out of it, please. Or we may need to renegotiate your own contract.
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