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  • #5866
    Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

    1: I have an assignment in English. It tells me to write something which is "edgy", but not "vulgar".

    2: But I just can't think of anything that doesn't fall into both categories, or neither.

    3: Maybe my sense of edginess is just... dulled.

    4: YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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    • #5867
      Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

      Innuendo is your friend.

      Some old radio and tv shows really perfected what you're being asked to do.
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      • #5868
        Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

        Originally posted by Feba View Post
        1: I have an assignment in English. It tells me to write something which is "edgy", but not "vulgar".
        The old standby - women, barefoot, kitchen, pregnant.
        I use a Mac because I'm just better than you are.

        HTTP Error 418 - I'm A Teapot - The resulting entity body MAY be short and stout.

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        • #5869
          Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

          Does anyone ever have to force food down their throat in the morning? I never have an appetite and the thought of food makes me sick, but I HAVE to eat breakfast cause I eat 6 meals a day for obvious reasons..
          A mans strength isn't measured by the size of his muscle, but by the size of his heart.

          it's better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass.

          R.I.P. Dura's Moms Hard Drive. 2002-2009 Gone, but not forgotten.

          Your family must havehad a hen farm growin', up cause you sure know how to raise a cock
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          • #5870
            Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

            Yes. Breakfast always feels like a chore. There's only so much cereal or variations on toaster bread I can take before I just get sick of it.

            I think my internal clock is just off in general though, both my food and sleep cycles are shifted forward a few hours. It kinda sucks sometimes.
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            • #5871
              Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

              I eat one meal a day. Other than that meal I snack on a piece of fruit or veges 3-4 times a day. Me and breakfast parted ways many many years ago.
              Originally posted by Feba
              But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
              Originally posted by Taskmage
              God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
              Originally posted by DakAttack
              ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.
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              • #5872
                Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                Chocolate frosted mini wheats. Hell yea.
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                • #5873
                  Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                  Wow they make chocolate ones? I haven't had cereal in ages. Used to be addicted to Capn Crunch....especially the Peanut Butter kind.
                  Originally posted by Feba
                  But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                  Originally posted by Taskmage
                  God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                  Originally posted by DakAttack
                  ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.
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                  • #5874
                    Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                    Pizza was always a good way to start the day when I had some on hand.
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                    • #5875
                      Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                      I didn't mean I was sick of eating it. I am literally sick lol. I just don't have an appetite in the morning.. or whatever time I wake up.
                      A mans strength isn't measured by the size of his muscle, but by the size of his heart.

                      it's better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass.

                      R.I.P. Dura's Moms Hard Drive. 2002-2009 Gone, but not forgotten.

                      Your family must havehad a hen farm growin', up cause you sure know how to raise a cock
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                      • #5876
                        Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                        Originally posted by Pwnagraphic View Post
                        I didn't mean I was sick of eating it. I am literally sick lol. I just don't have an appetite in the morning.. or whatever time I wake up.


                        Just to be safe.
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                        • #5877
                          Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                          Originally posted by DakAttack View Post
                          Just to be safe.
                          dude that's not funny

                          my brother died that way
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                          • #5878
                            Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                            Originally posted by Feba View Post
                            dude that's not funny

                            my brother died that way

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                            • #5879
                              Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                              Originally posted by Feba View Post
                              dude that's not funny

                              my brother died that way
                              My cousin Ray Ray...

                              Bing! Dead.
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                              • #5880
                                Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                                @_@ so coming up to my 21st soon, and I haven't a clue where or what I wanna do with me life D: Or for that matter what i'll do when ffxi keels over.

                                Non-feba advice please~
                                Adventures of Akashimo Hakubi & Nekoai Nanashi


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