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  • #5851
    Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

    Originally posted by Pwnagraphic View Post
    so I sent my gf
    Win.
    "And if he left off dreaming about you, where do you suppose you'd be?"
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    • #5852
      Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

      Originally posted by Lmnop View Post
      Win.
      Yep.. She knows her place.
      A mans strength isn't measured by the size of his muscle, but by the size of his heart.

      it's better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass.

      R.I.P. Dura's Moms Hard Drive. 2002-2009 Gone, but not forgotten.

      Your family must havehad a hen farm growin', up cause you sure know how to raise a cock
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      • #5853
        Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

        Originally posted by Pwnagraphic View Post
        Sometimes it's hard to tell when you're joking.. And this is one of those times.
        Originally posted by DakAttack View Post
        At first I thought, "Oh wow, I wouldn't want to be seen in public with something like that.", but then I remembered, "Oh wait, it's a fscking costume....................lol".
        I was ten. Pokemon was actually normal. Meh.
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        • #5854
          Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

          Originally posted by Pwnagraphic View Post
          Yep.. She knows her place.
          HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

          HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

          HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
















          ..........omg Pwn, that was the funniest joke I've heard in a long time.
          Originally posted by Feba
          But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
          Originally posted by Taskmage
          God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
          Originally posted by DakAttack
          ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.
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          • #5855
            Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

            A mans strength isn't measured by the size of his muscle, but by the size of his heart.

            it's better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass.

            R.I.P. Dura's Moms Hard Drive. 2002-2009 Gone, but not forgotten.

            Your family must havehad a hen farm growin', up cause you sure know how to raise a cock
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            • #5856
              Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

              I'm watching a live feed of somebody playing Borderlands, and the guy is pretty ecstatic while playing.

              Anybody picking this up Tuesday?
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              • #5857
                Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                They had a launch party for it over here close to my house and were handing out free games. I most likely won't be buying it though. A commercial for it is on right now and it looks good, but I'd rather pick up Transformers instead.
                A mans strength isn't measured by the size of his muscle, but by the size of his heart.

                it's better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass.

                R.I.P. Dura's Moms Hard Drive. 2002-2009 Gone, but not forgotten.

                Your family must havehad a hen farm growin', up cause you sure know how to raise a cock
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                • #5858
                  Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                  Originally posted by Pwnagraphic View Post
                  I'd rather pick up Transformers instead.
                  YouTube - The Bernie Mac Show - "My Privacy" Season 4 (Part 1)

                  Whaaat?
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                  • #5859
                    Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                    Originally posted by Pwnagraphic View Post
                    They had a launch party for it over here close to my house and were handing out free games. I most likely won't be buying it though. A commercial for it is on right now and it looks good, but I'd rather pick up Transformers instead.
                    Yup yup...going to pick up Transformers asap here too. Funny note to that....My daughter was over with my 6 yr old grandson and said "Hey Alex, we are getting the new Transformers movie!" To which my very smart grandson said "Umm..is Gramma getting it too? She gets the better one and has a bigger tv so I'll watch it here."
                    Originally posted by Feba
                    But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                    Originally posted by Taskmage
                    God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                    Originally posted by DakAttack
                    ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.
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                    • #5860
                      Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                      Lol! Leave it to gramma.

                      Just so coincidentally, just like with borderlands, a transformer commercial came on as I was posting..
                      A mans strength isn't measured by the size of his muscle, but by the size of his heart.

                      it's better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass.

                      R.I.P. Dura's Moms Hard Drive. 2002-2009 Gone, but not forgotten.

                      Your family must havehad a hen farm growin', up cause you sure know how to raise a cock
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                      • #5861
                        Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                        Oooooo its a sign!! lol

                        EDIT:

                        Ok in another thread I got into a discussion that brought up Peter Griffin and I went to YouTube and did a search and eventually came across this nugget: (NSFW -sound wise- FYI!)

                        [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSOm4FERc4M&feature=related"]YouTube - Beavers: Assholes of the Forest[/ame]


                        Ok, I laughed so hard I threw up....seriously. lol
                        Last edited by TheGrandMom; 10-18-2009, 08:33 PM.
                        Originally posted by Feba
                        But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                        Originally posted by Taskmage
                        God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                        Originally posted by DakAttack
                        ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.
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                        • #5862
                          Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

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                          • #5863
                            Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                            Fun realization at work today: I have no idea what the hell I'm doing.
                            Server: Midgardsormr -> Quetzalcoatl -> Valefor
                            Occupation: Reckless Red Mage
                            Name: Drjones
                            Blog: Mediocre Mage
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                            • #5864
                              Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                              Actual knowledge is rarely required.
                              I use a Mac because I'm just better than you are.

                              HTTP Error 418 - I'm A Teapot - The resulting entity body MAY be short and stout.

                              loose
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                              • #5865
                                Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                                Originally posted by cidbahamut View Post
                                Fun realization at work today: I have no idea what the hell I'm doing.
                                Do what eveyrbody else does and blame everybody else.
                                {New Sig in the works}
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                                "There will come a day when the world will realize that Superman can no longer create miracles. If my name was Superman, that day would be today." 4/29/2009 - Me

                                Originally posted by Aksannyi
                                "Hello! 100+3 Leathercrafting, your materials, 5k! Mention code LTH74 for a special discount!" - they'd get blisted by everyone they sent that to.
                                Originally posted by Solymir
                                What do you have against Ants? Is iVirus some new Apple product?
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