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  • #5806
    Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

    Originally posted by Pwnagraphic View Post
    One time I got bit on the butt in my sleep.
    I thought this was TMI, however what followed definently was.
    {New Sig in the works}
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    "There will come a day when the world will realize that Superman can no longer create miracles. If my name was Superman, that day would be today." 4/29/2009 - Me

    Originally posted by Aksannyi
    "Hello! 100+3 Leathercrafting, your materials, 5k! Mention code LTH74 for a special discount!" - they'd get blisted by everyone they sent that to.
    Originally posted by Solymir
    What do you have against Ants? Is iVirus some new Apple product?
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    • #5807
      Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

      [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9NYYewCSxo"]YouTube - GOTCHA BITCH MHP2ndG Great Sword Timing[/ame]
      Originally posted by Armando
      No one at Square Enix has heard of Occam's Razor.
      Originally posted by Armando
      Nintendo always seems to have a legion of haters at the wings ready to jump in and prop up straw men about hardware and gimmicks and casuals.
      Originally posted by Taskmage
      GOD IS MIFFED AT AMERICA

      REPENT SINNERS OR AT LEAST GIVE A NONCOMMITTAL SHRUG

      GOD IS AMBIVALENT ABOUT FURRIES

      THE END IS COMING ONE OF THESE DAYS WHEN GOD GETS AROUND TO IT
      Originally posted by Taskmage
      However much I am actually smart, I got that way by confronting how stupid I am.
      Matthew 16:15
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      • #5808
        Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

        Originally posted by Pwnagraphic View Post
        One time I got bit on the butt in my sleep.
        Try having a tick on your ass.



        The worst part: You'll never remove it by yourself.
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        • #5809
          Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

          Originally posted by Vyuru View Post
          But they're so CUTE!!!
          You're nuckin futs!!
          A mans strength isn't measured by the size of his muscle, but by the size of his heart.

          it's better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass.

          R.I.P. Dura's Moms Hard Drive. 2002-2009 Gone, but not forgotten.

          Your family must havehad a hen farm growin', up cause you sure know how to raise a cock
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          • #5810
            Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

            I thanked you, YM, because I saw the very end of that video.
            "And if he left off dreaming about you, where do you suppose you'd be?"
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            • #5811
              Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

              Originally posted by Durahansolo View Post
              I thought this was TMI, however what followed definently was.
              That was.. or was this?
              Originally posted by Feba View Post
              Try having a tick on your ass.



              The worst part: You'll never remove it by yourself.
              Either way. Feeb's wins.
              A mans strength isn't measured by the size of his muscle, but by the size of his heart.

              it's better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass.

              R.I.P. Dura's Moms Hard Drive. 2002-2009 Gone, but not forgotten.

              Your family must havehad a hen farm growin', up cause you sure know how to raise a cock
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              • #5812
                Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                Originally posted by Pwnagraphic View Post
                HOLY SHIT!
                If I saw that I would scream like a little school girl. I am scared of spiders. And this is a recent development. I don't know why...
                It's the pregnancy hormones. And yes, I'm serious.

                lolololololololol

                And whats with the spider pictures people JESUS FUCKING CHRIST KNOCK IT OFF!


                Originally posted by Aksannyi View Post
                I agree with this post.

                Fuck spiders.
                I agree. How about we talk about names for baby tigers? We have 2 new tigers at our zoo that need names.

                Originally posted by Feba View Post
                Try having a tick on your ass.



                The worst part: You'll never remove it by yourself.
                Was wax or a razor involved in this endeavor?
                Originally posted by Feba
                But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                Originally posted by Taskmage
                God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                Originally posted by DakAttack
                ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.
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                • #5813
                  Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                  Originally posted by TheGrandMom View Post
                  Was wax or a razor involved in this endeavor?
                  No.

                  Just a pair of tweezers and a very close friend.
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                  • #5814
                    Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                    Originally posted by TheGrandMom View Post
                    It's the pregnancy hormones. And yes, I'm serious.

                    lolololololololol
                    Ha.. the Grand Mom's got jokes
                    A mans strength isn't measured by the size of his muscle, but by the size of his heart.

                    it's better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass.

                    R.I.P. Dura's Moms Hard Drive. 2002-2009 Gone, but not forgotten.

                    Your family must havehad a hen farm growin', up cause you sure know how to raise a cock
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                    • #5815
                      Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                      Originally posted by Feba View Post
                      Just a pair of tweezers and a very close friend.
                      It may actually be less gay if you used the help of a random stranger.

                      So here I am, 6:30 am. I'm still awake. Why? Because of Yellow Mage. Allow me to explain:

                      Damnit
                      "And if he left off dreaming about you, where do you suppose you'd be?"
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                      • #5816
                        Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                        Today's mission was to go to the Eye Doctor and get fitted for my first pair of contact lenses. Mission failed, I only got 1 in, so I have to go back next week and try again.
                        {New Sig in the works}
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                        "There will come a day when the world will realize that Superman can no longer create miracles. If my name was Superman, that day would be today." 4/29/2009 - Me

                        Originally posted by Aksannyi
                        "Hello! 100+3 Leathercrafting, your materials, 5k! Mention code LTH74 for a special discount!" - they'd get blisted by everyone they sent that to.
                        Originally posted by Solymir
                        What do you have against Ants? Is iVirus some new Apple product?
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                        • #5817
                          Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                          I wear glasses because I have an aversion to sticking my fingers in my eyes.
                          I use a Mac because I'm just better than you are.

                          HTTP Error 418 - I'm A Teapot - The resulting entity body MAY be short and stout.

                          loose
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                          • #5818
                            Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                            Originally posted by Lmnop View Post
                            It may actually be less gay if you used the help of a random stranger.
                            When did I say it was a male friend?
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                            • #5819
                              Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                              Originally posted by Lmnop View Post
                              It may actually be less gay if you used the help of a random stranger.

                              So here I am, 6:30 am. I'm still awake. Why? Because of Yellow Mage. Allow me to explain:

                              Damnit
                              I want to know what the other tabs were.. Later Perfec, Wig Dress a,
                              and Always Fema..
                              A mans strength isn't measured by the size of his muscle, but by the size of his heart.

                              it's better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass.

                              R.I.P. Dura's Moms Hard Drive. 2002-2009 Gone, but not forgotten.

                              Your family must havehad a hen farm growin', up cause you sure know how to raise a cock
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                              • #5820
                                Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                                Latex perfect and Wig bla bla are both tropes involving characters who turn out to be someone else. Always Female Authors, Author Avatar, and Most Fanfic Writers are Girls all came from Mary Sue.

                                Don't worry; the 3 tabs dedicated to lesbianism tropes were pushed off to the left.
                                "And if he left off dreaming about you, where do you suppose you'd be?"
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