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  • #5716
    Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

    Originally posted by Jarre View Post
    Is sat at work still with a big smile on his face and aching all over after a wonderfull weekend with his gf
    Did you guys join a gym or something?
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    • #5717
      Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

      Originally posted by DakAttack View Post
      Did you guys join a gym or something?
      They must've been playing Wii Fit.
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      • #5718
        Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

        I bet they did a bunch of push-ups and crunches.
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        • #5719
          Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

          Or lifting the remote.
          A mans strength isn't measured by the size of his muscle, but by the size of his heart.

          it's better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass.

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          Your family must havehad a hen farm growin', up cause you sure know how to raise a cock
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          • #5720
            Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

            Things I didn't expect to hear and/or say when I left home today:

            "Holy shit, 'I would have had to have been' is the only way to express that thought in English. That's terrible."

            "You're full of grays, and I don't mean aliens!"
            "You mean like the radioactive measurement?"
            "Well, if you want to, sure."

            "Why are you holding my hand?"

            "I would never do that to my hair!"
            "yeah, yeah, anyway, next you started trying to cut my hair, and I was like hell no."
            "heheheh, I could actually see myself doing that."

            "So I just left them for their mother to yell at."
            "How, how do you explain that?"
            "I don't know, they were just laughing. They need therapy. And jail."
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            • #5721
              Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

              Originally posted by Feba View Post
              I left home today
              Funniest thing I heard all week.

              But its monday so don't feel too bad Febz.
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              • #5722
                Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                Originally posted by Balfree View Post
                Funniest thing I heard all week.
                I have actually been pretty much nonhikki since summer.
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                • #5723
                  Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                  Originally posted by Feba View Post
                  I have actually been pretty much nonhikki since summer.
                  Did you mean: nong hikki
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                  • #5724
                    Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                    Originally posted by DakAttack View Post
                    Did you mean: nong hikki
                    Cute Model turns porno super star …her name is Nong Hikki. Watch how well she started off her adult career. 100% UNCENSORED and HOT !!!
                    I am pretty sure I have never been a cute model, and even more confident that I have not been the star of any pornographic films since April.



                    And I am PRETTY SURE I do not look like this.




                    Side note: the NSFW preview image features a shot of Ms. Hikki sitting on a couch with some guy, with a pepsi bottle placed so prominently amongst their meal that I'm pretty sure it's product placement. So if you ever really want a pepsi, maybe keep an eye out for hidden advertising.
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                    • #5725
                      Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                      Originally posted by Feba View Post
                      I have not been the star of any pornographic films since April
                      Now erasing all porn sites from bookmarks and deciding to stop watching porn alltogether for all evers.

                      ---------- Post added at 11:28 PM ---------- Previous post was at 11:27 PM ----------

                      4 srs btw.
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                      • #5726
                        Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                        One of the dangerous pitfalls of unemployment:

                        I could have sworn I showered this morning, yet I just realized that I in fact have not since Saturday.
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                        • #5727
                          Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                          Hahahahha if anything I shower more when I'm not working, it keeps me awake throughout the day.
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                          • #5728
                            Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                            Originally posted by Balfree View Post
                            Now erasing all porn sites from bookmarks and deciding to stop watching porn alltogether for all evers.
                            Good.


                            Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.
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                            • #5729
                              Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                              Originally posted by Callisto View Post
                              One of the dangerous pitfalls of unemployment:

                              I could have sworn I showered this morning, yet I just realized that I in fact have not since Saturday.
                              Do you forget what day it is?
                              A mans strength isn't measured by the size of his muscle, but by the size of his heart.

                              it's better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass.

                              R.I.P. Dura's Moms Hard Drive. 2002-2009 Gone, but not forgotten.

                              Your family must havehad a hen farm growin', up cause you sure know how to raise a cock
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                              • #5730
                                Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                                Originally posted by Pwnagraphic View Post
                                Do you forget what day it is?
                                I'd think that would be the bigger problem actually. I know that's happened to me a few times over the past 3 months.
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