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  • #4981
    Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

    Feba there are several species of limbless lizards. LOL I believe a few are found in India or the last one to be discovered was in that area.

    As for your neighbors, wait until 9:55 pm and then go out in the backyard closest to their house and play a very loud off key rendition of Old MacDonald on your recorder for 5 minutes. Do this every damn night.
    Originally posted by Feba
    But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
    Originally posted by Taskmage
    God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
    Originally posted by DakAttack
    ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.
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    • #4982
      Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

      Cust just called into Comcast about him not seeing anything on his computer screen......then I had him turn it on.

      I love my job.

      ---------- Post added at 03:19 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:09 PM ----------

      This is what its like and everyone who has ever done tech support can relate.

      [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNPzgPhHeWQ&feature=channel_page"]YouTube - Dell Support Call, very funny![/ame]
      Originally posted by Raydeus

      Other than that the only thing I'd like to see is SE changing Homam so RDM can use it, but the chances of that happening are the same as those of me winning the Mog bonanza.
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      • #4983
        Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

        So reading the local police reports.

        Weird shit people in this town thought was worth stealing:

        Gravel

        "Home Trailer Wrap".

        An Auger

        A Cherry Tree. A Cherry Tree. Someone stole a goddamn cherry tree.

        "lawn ornament"

        A Generator

        Cedar. Like, cedar.



        Fucking Kansas. Just w--... fucking Kansas!

        You stole a cherry tree.
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        • #4984
          Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

          Man I want to fucking choke that fucking asshole on that tech support call. The guy was doing nothing but his job, and the caller was a complete fucking douchebag.
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          • #4985
            Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

            Originally posted by Feba View Post
            A Cherry Tree. A Cherry Tree. Someone stole a goddamn cherry tree.

            . . .

            You stole a cherry tree.
            I cannot tell a lie . . .







            . . . *yoink*.
            Originally posted by Armando
            No one at Square Enix has heard of Occam's Razor.
            Originally posted by Armando
            Nintendo always seems to have a legion of haters at the wings ready to jump in and prop up straw men about hardware and gimmicks and casuals.
            Originally posted by Taskmage
            GOD IS MIFFED AT AMERICA

            REPENT SINNERS OR AT LEAST GIVE A NONCOMMITTAL SHRUG

            GOD IS AMBIVALENT ABOUT FURRIES

            THE END IS COMING ONE OF THESE DAYS WHEN GOD GETS AROUND TO IT
            Originally posted by Taskmage
            However much I am actually smart, I got that way by confronting how stupid I am.
            Matthew 16:15
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            • #4986
              Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

              I had a septoplasty+more on Friday, and even though they only gave me Tylenol 3, I've been loopy this whole weekend.
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              • #4987
                Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                Originally posted by Feba View Post

                "Home Trailer Wrap".
                So this made me think of a commercial I saw today. I don't often watch tv but since my daughter is gone now (cheers..jumps up and down...cries for joy)but today I was watching a block of Mythbusters. Then on comes this commercial and all I kept saying over and over was WTF...WTF... It shows a car's front end full of bugs and a guy washing it. Then they say there is an easier way and they show someone peeling off what looks like Saran Wrap. Off come the bugs that are stuck to the Saran Wrap and the car is clean.........TA-DA!! Seriously.......WTF!? It was $30 for a roll of Saran Wrap for your car so you don't get bugs/dirt on it. $30 is a small price to pay for looking like a TOTAL F**KING RETARD WITH CLING WRAP ON YOUR CAR! (Well maybe you can peel some off and use it if you are on a picnic...)

                (And yes I know what trailer wrap is...its insulation for heat/noise.)
                Originally posted by Feba
                But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                Originally posted by Taskmage
                God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                Originally posted by DakAttack
                ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.
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                • #4988
                  Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                  make the eating stop OMG!!!

                  WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME

                  *chomp chomp*

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                  i don't even
                  signatures are for pussies mew mew mew, here's mine

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                  • #4989
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                    One of my supervisors just borrowed my canned air that we do not stock in storage >_> now I know how Milton feels...
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                    Originally posted by Aksannyi
                    "Hello! 100+3 Leathercrafting, your materials, 5k! Mention code LTH74 for a special discount!" - they'd get blisted by everyone they sent that to.
                    Originally posted by Solymir
                    What do you have against Ants? Is iVirus some new Apple product?
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                    • #4990
                      Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                      [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-41P9jwy5U"]YouTube - 【大豆】藍さまも歌いました【東方】[/ame]
                      Originally posted by Armando
                      No one at Square Enix has heard of Occam's Razor.
                      Originally posted by Armando
                      Nintendo always seems to have a legion of haters at the wings ready to jump in and prop up straw men about hardware and gimmicks and casuals.
                      Originally posted by Taskmage
                      GOD IS MIFFED AT AMERICA

                      REPENT SINNERS OR AT LEAST GIVE A NONCOMMITTAL SHRUG

                      GOD IS AMBIVALENT ABOUT FURRIES

                      THE END IS COMING ONE OF THESE DAYS WHEN GOD GETS AROUND TO IT
                      Originally posted by Taskmage
                      However much I am actually smart, I got that way by confronting how stupid I am.
                      Matthew 16:15
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                      • #4991
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                        *cough* *cough*

                        Where...where am I?

                        The last thing I remember was Websense keeping me from visiting here from work. It feels like ages ago...

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                        • #4992
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                          Originally posted by Yellow Mage View Post
                          YouTube - 【大豆】藍さまも歌いました【東方】
                          I liked the Nagi version a lot more.
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                          "In this world, the one who has the most fun is the winner!" C.B.
                          Prishe's Knight 2004-Forever.

                          その目だれの目。

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                          • #4993
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                            http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=8jdG1XKWAW4

                            4:54 is by far the best thing I've heard in a long time by the way.
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                            • #4994
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                              R.I.P.
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                              • #4995
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                                So I'm pretty sure I've told you guys before about how I used to have a Siberian lynx as a pet.

                                I found a picture.



                                Isn't she cute?

                                I also have one of her trying to eat my dad, but I probably won't share it because Kid Feba is in it.
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