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  • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

    What a sad, sad statement to make.

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    • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

      Well so is the fact smoke turkey scented candles exist, but what are you going to do..

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      • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

        Mhurron.

        You are not truly alive.


        We're not surprised, but this does explain quite a bit. You poor, poor bastard.

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        • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

          Originally posted by Mhurron View Post

          Waffles are waffles, they all kinda suck.
          OMG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I miss waffles terribly! Getting them hot and fluffy out of the waffle iron, putting real creamy butter on them and making sure each hole has butter, watching the butter melt and fill each little hole and then pouring the heated REAL maple syrup on them just as the last of the butter melts.......omg..........yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!! God....I miss waffles...
          Originally posted by Feba
          But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
          Originally posted by Taskmage
          God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
          Originally posted by DakAttack
          ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.

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          • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

            I have come to the conclusion that Mhurron has it better than TGM: while he may not be alive, at least he's not living a tortured, depraved life. =/

            But, yeah, waffles made with all the real stuff are unparalleled. Shame all the real stuff is so @!%# expensive. I have a container of real maple syrup in the fridge, but because of how expensive it is I pretty much have to dilute it with HFCS whenever I have waffles. ><; Still much better than the HFCS alone.
            Originally posted by Armando
            No one at Square Enix has heard of Occam's Razor.
            Originally posted by Armando
            Nintendo always seems to have a legion of haters at the wings ready to jump in and prop up straw men about hardware and gimmicks and casuals.
            Originally posted by Taskmage
            GOD IS MIFFED AT AMERICA

            REPENT SINNERS OR AT LEAST GIVE A NONCOMMITTAL SHRUG

            GOD IS AMBIVALENT ABOUT FURRIES

            THE END IS COMING ONE OF THESE DAYS WHEN GOD GETS AROUND TO IT
            Originally posted by Taskmage
            However much I am actually smart, I got that way by confronting how stupid I am.
            Matthew 16:15

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            • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

              You substitute your your food with High Fructose Corn Syrup?


              What the fuck

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              • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                Originally posted by Feba View Post
                You substitute your your food with High Fructose Corn Syrup?


                What the fuck
                On that note, Pepsi throwback rocks.
                I use a Mac because I'm just better than you are.

                HTTP Error 418 - I'm A Teapot - The resulting entity body MAY be short and stout.

                loose

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                • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                  Originally posted by Yellow Mage View Post
                  I have come to the conclusion that Mhurron has it better than TGM: while he may not be alive, at least he's not living a tortured, depraved life. =/
                  Way to cheer me up YM!


                  Originally posted by Feba
                  But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                  Originally posted by Taskmage
                  God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                  Originally posted by DakAttack
                  ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.

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                  • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                    Waffles are nice but I like french toast best. It's like having a plain omelet with toast, except a million times more delicious and sugary.

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                    • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                      Originally posted by Mhurron View Post
                      On that note, Pepsi throwback rocks.
                      Yes.

                      But then, that's not fair to regular Pepsi. Real food just has the natural advantage.

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                      • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                        Originally posted by TheGrandMom View Post
                        OMG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I miss waffles terribly! Getting them hot and fluffy out of the waffle iron, putting real creamy butter on them and making sure each hole has butter, watching the butter melt and fill each little hole and then pouring the heated REAL maple syrup on them just as the last of the butter melts.......omg..........yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!! God....I miss waffles...
                        watches the collesteral meter tick to over 1000 calories

                        I prefer crumpets with honey on myself, no butter just liquid honey and then nother minute under the grill so it all soaks in

                        (and for the US folk [ame="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crumpet"]WIKI[/ame] )

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                        • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                          Originally posted by Jarre View Post
                          I prefer crumpets with honey on myself,
                          So... are these crumpets placed directly on the skin, or does the British gouvaernment require you to wrap yourself in aloomihneeam foil to reduce the risk of contamination?

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                          • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                            Don't knock it till you tried it, you'll love to taste a little bit of crumpet when you visit England

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                            • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                              I'm not knocking the crumpet, they look pretty good.

                              I'm mocking your dialect and nanny state.

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                              • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                                He he, well you have a lot to learn about life here, looks like were about to have a general election soon, early after teh local elections we had yesterday have shown a no confidence vote of the labour government and the BNP got a suprising no of increased votes. BNP = bad news as they are very racist.

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