Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

[Feba]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

Yo tengo 3 años de... fuck it, hate Spanish. Boring language.

Too similar to English to have interesting vocabulary, too simple to take joys in how fucked up it is, too dissimilar to be easily picked up.

Back on topic, TM, I think you meant "womb", not nose or ear. High school girls, junior high girls, little girls, toddlers, and babies are all out of fashion. It's all about the wombfuck now.

And even the unborn might be on the way out; the other day I saw period pron, and I'm not talking about an era. Earlier and earlier, those Satanic Japanese Rape Cartoons.

[Taskmage]

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Yeah, I've seen the rise of womb penetration. Don't really understand it. At least the nose and ears are something we have a palpable sense of. I don't think women even have nerve endings up in there as far as the womb and men probably can't even imagine what it would feel like. I'm getting pretty tired of the whole cut-away internal view anyway. That was novel for like ... two images.

And the nose and ear stuff definitely does exist if only in the manga I read. Or used to read rather. Not only were the themes getting old but they were scarring my psyche. Perhaps it's not that I'm a worse person for having read them but rather that I better understand what a terrible person I was in the first place.

[TheGrandMom]

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At least the urethra was in the right general vicinity...

OUCH! OUCH! OUCH! OUCH!

Yeah, I've seen the rise of womb penetration. Don't really understand it. At least the nose and ears are something we have a palpable sense of. I don't think women even have nerve endings up in there as far as the womb and men probably can't even imagine what it would feel like. I'm getting pretty tired of the whole cut-away internal view anyway. That was novel for like ... two images.

Ok, first let me this conversation is extremely disturbing. >< But as a woman, I'm here to tell you that womb penetration is EXTREMELY PAINFUL. No I'm not talking about knowledge from a sexual standpoint either.

[Taskmage]

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OUCH! OUCH! OUCH! OUCH!

I know, right? ><;

I'm here to tell you that womb penetration is EXTREMELY PAINFUL.

I'd ask but ... no. No I wouldn't.

[Feba]

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Ok, first let me this conversation is extremely disturbing. ><

It crosses the line twice, so it's funny again.

[Taskmage]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

It crosses the line twice, so it's funny again.

I think when we crossed a line the second time it may not have been the same line.

[Akashimo]

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cookies to who gets the reference!

[Taskmage]

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yey cookies

spoiler

[Akashimo]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

*gives Taskmage a cookie*

[TheGrandMom]

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aaawww booooo I was too late!

Fyi, TM should get extra cookies for finding that pic! lol

[Akashimo]

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*Gives TaskMage a CookieMaker 9000-TGM*

[Aksannyi]

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Aksannyi is hella tired.

I stayed up till 6 AM waiting for KV to pop, and it finally did, some nub claimed it and kited for about a minute before getting pwned, so we got it, and then no one was really on to kill it, so we kited it for about an hour while we called people and then waited for it to be daylight so we could kill. Got helm, sold it, and I got a bonus for camping. Sweet.

Then decided I'd go run to Tiamat and AFK there for the night. My linkshell knows to just do a call or send me a tell, and I'll wake up right away. I'm a light sleeper. So I get in bed, lie down, get comfortable, think about what I'm going to do today, etc.; when <call>! So I get up, rush to my laptop and there's Tiamat, unclaimed. Another ls gets it, but they aggro an antilon (lol) and wipe, so then we get it. At this point, it's just a PLD, me on RDM/BLM, and a COR. Was mega nuts, we got a SCH and another PLD there fairly quickly and things calmed down but were by no means stable.

So things go on and on, and I swear, everything that could go wrong does go wrong. Weather happens, at the same time as night, so we have two Corses and two Elementals on us, and as day breaks, we get a Bifrons to top it off. So basically, the entire fight is just one trial after another, it's spamming roar (hate reset) and basically just being a tit.

So I go to bed at 10 AM, and Einherjar is at 3 PM. Yay. Right now doing avatar fights to work toward Evoker's ring. Gogo adrenaline.

[Taskmage]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

Go to bed, Aks <.<

[Aksannyi]

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I did after I typed that, lol. Got 4/7 avatars for the Evoker's Ring quest done, and I'd been wanting to do it so I stayed up.

[hexx]

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Goodness Aks, and I thought I was hardcore Way to go on those two HNMs though