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  • #4621
    Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

    Originally posted by Mhurron View Post
    OMFG! SEX in the SOUTH!
    I was scrolling down the page really fast and I thought that said MOUTH. Almost made me spit out my water.
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    • #4622
      Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

      Originally posted by Durahansolo View Post
      Almost made me spit out my water.
      To make room?
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      There is no rush. If you're not willing to take your time, don't be surprised when no one wants to give you much of theirs.
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      • #4623
        Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

        I use a Mac because I'm just better than you are.

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        • #4624
          Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

          Heh, so its a for sure thing. My wife wants a divorce, and plans to stay living with her parents in San Antonio (600ish miles away from me). What started as her just going to visit them for two weeks turned into six weeks, which then turned into a divorce. Life sucks, I miss my daughter................../sigh
          Originally posted by Van Wilder
          Worrying is like a rocking chair, gives you something to do, but doesnt get you anywhere
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          No matter how far an ass travels he will never be a horse. Some people are just bad players and no amount of tools you give them will change that.
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          • #4625
            Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

            Look on the bright side: you're 600 miles away from your Ex.
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            • #4626
              Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

              Originally posted by Ellipses View Post
              Urikotsidoji, ain't it?

              That was the second anime I'd ever seen,....
              If that was the 2nd anime I ever watched, it would be THE LAST anime I ever watched!!! \O.o/

              Originally posted by hexx View Post
              Heh, so its a for sure thing. My wife wants a divorce, and plans to stay living with her parents in San Antonio (600ish miles away from me). What started as her just going to visit them for two weeks turned into six weeks, which then turned into a divorce. Life sucks, I miss my daughter................../sigh
              I'm so sorry to hear that Hexx. *bighugs*
              Originally posted by Feba
              But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
              Originally posted by Taskmage
              God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
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              ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.
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              • #4627
                Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                Originally posted by Feba View Post
                You really could've left it at that.



                ¿Que?

                With Netflix, you have a queue where you list movies in the order you want them shipped out to you. You watch the movie, send it back to them, then they send you the next movie in your queue.

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                Originally posted by Durahansolo View Post
                I was scrolling down the page really fast and I thought that said MOUTH. Almost made me spit out my water.

                omfg, i thought it did say sex in the mouth, that's why i que'ed it up!

                /em un que's it.
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                • #4628
                  Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                  Or some you can stream directly to your 360 and watch them right away.
                  Originally posted by Feba
                  But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                  Originally posted by Taskmage
                  God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                  Originally posted by DakAttack
                  ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.
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                  • #4629
                    Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                    Originally posted by Mezlo View Post
                    With Netflix, you have a queue where you list movies in the order you want them shipped out to you. You watch the movie, send it back to them, then they send you the next movie in your queue.
                    Whew. You're not an idiot. You can lea--

                    Originally posted by Mezlo View Post
                    i que'ed it up!

                    /em un que's it.
                    Nevermind.

                    ¿¡que!?
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                    • #4630
                      Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                      Originally posted by Feba View Post
                      Look on the bright side: you're 600 miles away from your Ex.
                      LOL and ex in-laws who orchestrated it

                      Still sucks about my daughter though
                      Originally posted by Van Wilder
                      Worrying is like a rocking chair, gives you something to do, but doesnt get you anywhere
                      Originally posted by Taskmage
                      No matter how far an ass travels he will never be a horse. Some people are just bad players and no amount of tools you give them will change that.
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                      • #4631
                        Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                        Originally posted by Feba View Post
                        Whew. You're not an idiot. You can lea--



                        Nevermind.

                        ¿¡que!?

                        What a dork...
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                        • #4632
                          Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                          Originally posted by Mezlo View Post
                          omfg, i thought it did say sex in the mouth, that's why i que'ed it up!

                          /em un que's it.
                          It was a long time ago, but I'm pretty darn sure there is sex in the mouth, so you can queue it back up again. This was back before hentai had to resort to sex in the nose or ear to be shocking.
                          Originally posted by Nataka View Post
                          He also said it wasn't considered erotica in Japan and instead they view it for it's religious references.
                          Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyeahh.... while the Japanese do tend to inject a morsel of substance into their smut, that statement is clearly 99.8% bullshit, with a 0.2% margin of error.
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                          • #4633
                            Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                            Originally posted by Taskmage View Post
                            It was a long time ago, but I'm pretty darn sure there is sex in the mouth, so you can queue it back up again. This was back before hentai had to resort to sex in the nose or ear to be shocking.
                            /em queues (you happy feba?) it back up again.

                            Hmmm... not sure if I'm sold on the whole sex in the ear thing. The nose is one thing, but the ear? Gross...
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                            Originally posted by Etra
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                            • #4634
                              Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                              They're both wierd. At least the urethra was in the right general vicinity but nose and ear are beyond wrong.

                              Btw, the word you're looking for is queue. >_>

                              That sucks hexx .. idk what to say about that but I'm sorry you have to live in the drama.
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                              • #4635
                                Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                                ¿De que estan hablando?
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