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  • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

    I've gotten something today...................A MIGRAINE! Oy, my husband! I hate doing everything so there are times I make him do some of his own shit. So he ordered a video card for his computer the other day. (Long story, the card ended up in my son's computer and his card in my husbands. It was a major downgrade for my son but the card just wouldn't work right with my hubby's computer.) So there was a rebate that went with it and it was sent to my email because he used my account to order it. So I forward him the email and he proceeds to file the rebate online. Now we all know, all you have to do is READ THE INSTRUCTIONS! Kind of like RTFM! But did he read the instructions..........NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! All I heard was I don't get this......what do I do next......<insert swearing like a sailor here>. In the end, I ended up basically doing it. I had to walk him through step by step and then at the end when he had to print out the confirmation to sign and send in, the printer acts up and 1/2 of the printing is missing or so faded you can't read it. I tell him he can't send it in like that and he goes "F**K IT, it's good enough!" So in 8-10 weeks when the money doesn't arrive, I'll have to put up with his complaining and end up calling the rebate place and trying to fix this mess.

    /em goes off to find some aspirin OR A GUN.....whichever is closer....
    Originally posted by Feba
    But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
    Originally posted by Taskmage
    God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
    Originally posted by DakAttack
    ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.

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    • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

      Remember, you point the loud end at his head.

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        Originally posted by Feba View Post
        Remember, you point the loud end at his head.
        Good point, Feba!
        Originally posted by Feba
        But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
        Originally posted by Taskmage
        God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
        Originally posted by DakAttack
        ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.

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          • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

            Ok I think I've done it! I think I've found the perfect sitting position where my hands are on the keyboard, my elbows are on the desk propping up my torso, and my legs are extended against the wall of my cube for added support. The hood of my hoodie is bunched up on my left shoulder, so that if I lean my head left it is still propped up a fair amount.

            I think like this I can close my eyes and just type gibberish into Excel and look convincing enough for people to think I'm still working and not mostly asleep.
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              excel is gibberish. good plan.

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                Originally posted by Feba View Post
                LUCKY CHANNEL. For Wii!
                Since this is the appropriate thread, I'd love to see this.
                Originally posted by Armando
                No one at Square Enix has heard of Occam's Razor.
                Originally posted by Armando
                Nintendo always seems to have a legion of haters at the wings ready to jump in and prop up straw men about hardware and gimmicks and casuals.
                Originally posted by Taskmage
                GOD IS MIFFED AT AMERICA

                REPENT SINNERS OR AT LEAST GIVE A NONCOMMITTAL SHRUG

                GOD IS AMBIVALENT ABOUT FURRIES

                THE END IS COMING ONE OF THESE DAYS WHEN GOD GETS AROUND TO IT
                Originally posted by Taskmage
                However much I am actually smart, I got that way by confronting how stupid I am.
                Matthew 16:15

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                  Originally posted by Yellow Mage View Post
                  Since this is the appropriate thread, I'd love to see this.
                  [ame=http://www.gametrailers.com/player/43294.html]Gametrailers.com - Nintendo Wii - Japanese Horoscope Channel[/ame]

                  BASED ON A TRUE STORY

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                    Originally posted by Callisto View Post
                    Ok I think I've done it! I think I've found the perfect sitting position where my hands are on the keyboard, my elbows are on the desk propping up my torso, and my legs are extended against the wall of my cube for added support. The hood of my hoodie is bunched up on my left shoulder, so that if I lean my head left it is still propped up a fair amount.

                    I think like this I can close my eyes and just type gibberish into Excel and look convincing enough for people to think I'm still working and not mostly asleep.
                    Congratulations!

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                      Adventures of Akashimo Hakubi & Nekoai Nanashi


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                        Originally posted by Akashimo View Post
                        LOFRICKINL!
                        Originally posted by Feba
                        But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                        Originally posted by Taskmage
                        God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                        Originally posted by DakAttack
                        ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.

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                          Man, that "Lucky Channel" was sooo not what I had in mind.
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                            Originally posted by Raydeus View Post
                            Man, that "Lucky Channel" was sooo not what I had in mind.
                            What, you expected some neo-tsundere has-been former-child-actress riding the bipolar express?
                            Originally posted by Armando
                            No one at Square Enix has heard of Occam's Razor.
                            Originally posted by Armando
                            Nintendo always seems to have a legion of haters at the wings ready to jump in and prop up straw men about hardware and gimmicks and casuals.
                            Originally posted by Taskmage
                            GOD IS MIFFED AT AMERICA

                            REPENT SINNERS OR AT LEAST GIVE A NONCOMMITTAL SHRUG

                            GOD IS AMBIVALENT ABOUT FURRIES

                            THE END IS COMING ONE OF THESE DAYS WHEN GOD GETS AROUND TO IT
                            Originally posted by Taskmage
                            However much I am actually smart, I got that way by confronting how stupid I am.
                            Matthew 16:15

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                              Originally posted by TheGrandMom View Post
                              LOFRICKINL!
                              What's LOFRICKINL mean?

                              laugh onthe floor rolling in (my best guess so far)
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                              Wotg: Complete the quests already and I'll start

                              Originally posted by Etra
                              This thread brought to you by Malacite's lack of understanding.

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                              • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                                LO - fricking - L
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