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  • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

    Originally posted by Balfree View Post
    the medication joke is old
    Not a joke.

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    • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

      [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p87kQns6F7E[/ame]

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      • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

        OMFG

        I JUST GOT HOME.

        It's like 6am!!!! BEST NIGHT EVAR!!! OMFG!!!

        OMMMMMFFFFFGGGGG!!!!!!!!! I HAD A CRANBERY AND VODKA, 4 WATERMELON KAMAKAES'S THAT WERE MADE WAY TOO STRONG, AND BEERS I COULDN;T ENEV PRONOUNCE!!!

        WWWWTTTTHHH,


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        That's it, i'm goint to sleep.

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        • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

          Fake.
          signatures are for pussies mew mew mew, here's mine

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          • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

            I have to agree balfree, after all that lot, I'm suprised he could turn the computer on.... and mixing ewwwww, think of the head in the morning

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            • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

              Oh sweetie....mixing all of that..... not good...not good at all. You might be able to pull it off once in a blue moon with no side effects but don't think thats the norm! My son found that out recently. He had done it once in the past and was fine the next day so I knew he'd be cocky and try it again. DING DING DING! He came home and spent the night on the floor of the bathroom hugging the porcelain goddess and most of the day in bed. Pick one drink and stick to it. Drink a LOT of water when you are done for the night, helps with the dehydration which can make your hangover much worse. I always liked to eat something starchy too. I'd have a baked potato in the refrigerator that I'd heat up and eat when I got home. DO NOT DO POTATO CHIPS....the grease will not sit well.
              Originally posted by Feba
              But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
              Originally posted by Taskmage
              God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
              Originally posted by DakAttack
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              • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                I love the assumptions going on here.

                You don't know the following:
                How much he had to eat
                Over what period of time they were drunk
                How often he drinks other drinks
                His weight
                How often he went to the bathroom

                The level of inebriation and the affects the next day are depend on a lot of things, how bad you think it should be isn't one of them.

                As far as mixing drinks being bad -

                Myth: The mixing of different kinds of drinks causes greater intoxication than consuming only one type of alcoholic beverage at a time.

                Fact: It is only the consumption of ethyl alcohol, the ingredient common to all alcoholic beverages, that causes intoxication, not the mixing of drinks. A person may tend to consume more when there are a variety of drinks, but it is still only the total amount of ethyl alcohol that counts.
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                • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                  Originally posted by Jarre View Post
                  I'm suprised he could turn the computer on
                  Some of us leave our PCs on 24/7.

                  Also, some of us don't find pushing a button to be very difficult.

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                    • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                      That reminds me of one time being completely wasted but still playing FFXI, it was kinda funnytimes.

                      O wait I wasn't supposed to remember that :p
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                      • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                        Yeah, WM3k, just remember to pace yourself and drink plenty of water when you get home. I find it helps to hang out and stay up for another hour or so before going to bed. It helps to kill the worst of it and keeps me from getting the spinnies when I lie down and close my eyes.
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                          [ame=http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=B6TS79c6v2U&feature=related]YouTube - 鎧で「もってけ!セーラーふく」[/ame]
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                          • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                            Could be worse, he could be wearing the Gilet.
                            signatures are for pussies mew mew mew, here's mine

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                            • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                              Originally posted by TheGrandMom View Post
                              He came home and spent the night on the floor of the bathroom hugging the porcelain goddess and most of the day in bed. Pick one drink and stick to it.
                              Ahh the old shouting down the porcelin for uncle hewey and ralph.

                              Originally posted by TheGrandMom View Post
                              DO NOT DO POTATO CHIPS....the grease will not sit well.
                              I don't know if your potatoes chips are the same a mine i.e. fat fries or proper chips as we call tehm cooked in oil, but 9 out of 10 chip pan fires were started by a drunk cooking chips at 2am in the morning. alcahol and cooking do not mix.

                              And never put water on it if it catches fire or you get this happening as demonstrated by one of my ex collegues under controlled conditions....

                              [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y64EKn-1lOQ]YouTube - Chip Pan fire Demo[/ame]

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                              • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                                No Jarre, our potato chips come in a bag ready to eat...........thank god. Though my husband, back in his drinking days, did cut himself on a mylar chip bag trying to open it when he was drunk. LOL
                                Originally posted by Feba
                                But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                                Originally posted by Taskmage
                                God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                                Originally posted by DakAttack
                                ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.

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