Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

[Feba]

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Quite possibly NSFW.

Kotaku After Dark: The Market Is Finally Ready For Wii Remote Dildo Peripherals

Cue Wii jokes.

[Raydeus]

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So, where are the gameplay videos for those peripherals. <_<

[WishMaster3K]

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:-/ I don't know how to feel about that.

[TheGrandMom]

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I know if I were a man, I'd know how to feel..............f**king insulted! Did you see the size of that!? Is that for mid...vertically challenged people!?


*EDIT* just thought of something else..........

I AM SO BRINGING MY OWN WII CONTROLLER OVER TO OTHER PEOPLE'S HOUSES FROM NOW ON!!

[Aksannyi]

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I AM SO BRINGING MY OWN WII CONTROLLER OVER TO OTHER PEOPLE'S HOUSES FROM NOW ON!!

Honestly, I wouldn't use it for *such purposes* but if I did, I'd wash it. Odors linger. I wouldn't want to be caught dead using something like that in such a way.

Once again, would not do it.

[Taskmage]

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Not only nonsensically designed, but probably many times the cost of a "comparable" sex toy by purporting itself to be a Wii accessory.

Seriously people, wtf? I know this was already said on Kotaku but it bears repeating: How the hell does the thing on the left even work? Either as a sexual device or as a control mechanism, I'll accept either answer. The one on the right is arguably as stupid because to use it takes up the whole device, making it impossible to control what's going on on screen and in your lap at the same time.

If somebody's going to make a serious sexual peripheral for the Wii (Is anyone else shocked this hasn't happened already?) they need to start with the basics. Just replace the nunchuck with a vibrating bead. And since such a device would essentially be a Trance Vibrator they could bring Rez to the Wii while they're at it. Hell, just doing that would probably elicit more orgasms than those ... whatever they want to call themselves ever would.

[Callisto]

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Fuck me...so being in a committed relationship is rather easy for me on a day-to-day basis, partly because my g/f is awesome, partly because I'm either at work or at home and my employer never hires attractive females(seriously, 300 women here and only 1 is attractive in the slightest)...but the receptionist got fired, and the temp that replaced her is fucking hot.

Today was my day to cover the receptionist's lunch break so I had to meet her, she got back from lunch a few minutes early and hung out to talk to me...and yeah, glad she's just a temp and will only be here another week or so, b/c that's bad news. Aside from being hot she seemed very cool, an Indian girl from England(hot accent). It was normal small talk at first but she was asking a lot of questions and such, and it started to get a flirty feel...luckily the phone rang so I was able to make a hasty exit.

I swear I only meet hot ones that are interested in talking to me when I'm tied down, if I were single she wouldn't even have said hello. I think they can smell it on you, the way dogs smell fear.

[Feba]

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I swear I only meet hot ones that are interested in talking to me when I'm tied down,

Polygamy, buddy!

[Callisto]

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I dated a girl who would have been into that before(not necessarily polygamy, but welcoming another female), and it didn't work out well. Hard enough to worry about her sleeping with your guy friends(which she did) when you have to worry about the girls too.

Edit: I had been -> || <- that close to a friggin' threesome when one of her friends was pissed at her boyfriend, but then I found out about her being a whore and whatnot and dropped her.

[Aksannyi]

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I swear I only meet hot ones that are interested in talking to me when I'm tied down, if I were single she wouldn't even have said hello. I think they can smell it on you, the way dogs smell fear.

My boyfriend and I were talking about this the other day. His friend's fiance dumped him (ouch!) and he apparently always had women crawling all over him when he was with her, but women don't give him a second glance now that he's single.

I don't know. Maybe it's pherimones (sp?). We instinctively sense another woman's 'scent' on a man.

[WishMaster3K]

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The way dogs smell fear.

Same concept.

It's natural that no woman is interested in a single man, but all the hot ones know specifically when to show up and taunt the latched down men.

I'm glad you resisted the darkside.

But hook a homie up - I'M still single...

[Callisto]

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I'll relay that, WM3K. That had been a theory of mine for a while, although the cause is what I'm sure of.

I've narrowed it down to 2 things: either they can sense that the guy is stable since he is holding down a committed relationship and are attracted to that, or that they're pure evil and they can sense which relationship they could crush and burn before smashing the poor guy into little pieces.




I'm leaning towards the latter.

[Aksannyi]

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I'm sticking with pherimones. Seriously.

We're not all evil, god damn it. I can be vindictive and bitchy if I have to be, but I'm good at heart.

[Akashimo]

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We're not all evil, god damn it. I can be vindictive and bitchy if I have to be, but I'm good at heart.

Hmmm, but the bitchy portion says yes to evil.

[Callisto]

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Ugh, I was up til 2 showing g/f Portal and now 'Still Alive' won't get out of my damn head. I don't think I should try to put bittorrent on my work PC but I want a copy of the song to listen to atm to get it out of my friggin head.