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  • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

    lina inverse slayers - Konachan.com - Anime / Manga / Japanese Games Wallpapers

    It's just the angle and being shrunk down to such a small size..

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      Oh I remember that anime.....not one that I watched very much of.
      Originally posted by Feba
      But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
      Originally posted by Taskmage
      God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
      Originally posted by DakAttack
      ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.

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        You know you have a sick hobby of making videos of Charmga when you're on the 7th one

        [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kr_XhJ2yXgs]YouTube - Charm Fun 7 - UltimateTerror[/ame]
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          I am eagerly anticipating the next episode in the series.

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            For some unknown reason, a friend of mine repeated this to me today. I've decided there's no good reason why I should suffer alone, so I'm posting it here:

            Captain Koons story from Pulp Fiction:

            Hello, little man. Boy, I sure heard a bunch about you. See, I was a good friend of your dad's. We were in that Hanoi pit of hell together for over five years. Hopefully, you'll never have to experience this yourself, but when two men are in a situation like me and your dad were, for as long as we were, you take on certain responsibilities of the other. If it had been me who had not made it, Major Coolidge would be talking right now to my son Jim. But the way it turned out is I'm talking to you, Butch. I got something for ya. [Holds up watch] This watch I got here was first purchased by your great-grandfather during the first world war. It was bought in a little general store in Knoxville, Tennessee, made by the first company to ever make wrist watches. Up until then, people just carried pocket watches. It was bought by Private Doughboy Ryan Coolidge the day he set sail for Paris. This was your great-grandfather's war watch, and he wore it every day he was in the war. Then when he had done his duty, he went home to your great-grandmother, took the watch and put it in an old coffee can. And in that can it stayed 'til your granddad Dane Coolidge was called upon by his country to go overseas and fight the Germans once again. This time they called it World War Two. Your great-granddad gave this watch to your granddad for good luck. Unfortunately, Dane's luck wasn't as good as his old man's. Dane was a Marine and he was killed along with all the other Marines at the battle of Wake Island. Your granddad was facing death, and he knew it. None of those boys had any illusions about ever leaving that island alive. So three days before the Japanese took the island, your granddad asked a gunner on an Air Force transport named Winocki, a man he had never met before in his life, to deliver to his infant son, who he had never seen in the flesh, his gold watch. Three days later, your grandfather was dead. But Winocki kept his word. After the war was over, he paid a visit to your grandmother, delivering to your infant father, his Dad's gold watch. This watch. This watch was on your Daddy's wrist when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured and put in a Vietnamese prison camp. He knew if the Vietnamese ever saw the watch that it'd be confiscated; taken away. The way your Dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any of them were gonna put their hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something. His ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.

            Yup, now your mind is poisoned, too.
            Last edited by TheGrandMom; 06-05-2008, 09:26 PM. Reason: Sorry, some of the wording was offensive to some and I adjusted it

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            • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

              Originally posted by Akashimo View Post
              You know you have a sick hobby of making videos of Charmga when you're on the 7th one
              Tsk, tsk! Blm Onry! Well sometimes a tank and 2 melee for sc so blms can mb but otherwise everyone STANDS BACK when we do it. And NO KILLING THE TANK.....I saw you go for him the first time you were uncharmed! LOL
              Originally posted by Feba
              But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
              Originally posted by Taskmage
              God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
              Originally posted by DakAttack
              ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.

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                Originally posted by TheGrandMom View Post
                And NO KILLING THE TANK.....I saw you go for him the first time you were uncharmed! LOL
                That's nothing =p A while back, I 'convinced' our blm leader to cast Burst on him, dropping his hp down to 200 xD!!!!
                Its tradition we try to kill him while he's charmed among the reckless members ;3
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                • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                  We used to do that, too. No XP loss when you're charmed at least. I've been killed by many of my friends that way.
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                    I've never tried to kill the tank ... but I've slept him once in Dynamis (well, main assist, but he was PLD75, same sort of thing). I had EVERYBODY chasing me (WHM), then all but the tank uncharmed, so I cast Repose on him instead of continuing to run...

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                      Originally posted by Callisto View Post
                      It must be, on my browser it clearly shows two people in gorilla costumes going at it.
                      That happened to someone around here recently. <_<; Somehow certain normal avatars were displaying for one person as thumbnails from a hentai clips site.
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                        Originally posted by Taskmage View Post
                        That happened to someone around here recently. <_<; Somehow certain normal avatars were displaying for one person as thumbnails from a hentai clips site.
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                          Hey, it wasn't me. ... I was just the only one that recognized what site the misdisplayed images came from. >_>;
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                          • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                            Ok, I thought life was tough, but after a little over a week and a half I am exhausted.

                            My wife went home to the Philippines to visit her family for the first time in 8 years. I am home with two girls 6 and 5. Both are Autistic, 1 slightly, 1 severely. On top of this, I have to work, and go to the Gym to get ready for my Fitness Test for the Army Reserve.

                            I do Tech Support for the Army Reserve so my job isn't too difficult. But adding in everything else is just killing me. My youngest doesn't talk yet, and she will be 6 on the 15th of June. She is the severely autistic one. She has denuded most of the fake plants in the house that my wife loves. And the leaves, petals, everything is strewn across the living room floor. This coupled with her not needing as much sleep as most kids her age, (she only sleeps 5-6 hours a night), and her being able to climb just about anything, really has me on edge.

                            And my wife wont be back home til next Thrusday night.

                            Anyway, I am sure this post doesn't make much sense. But I think I put it in the right place.

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                              Still Ero for knowing that much.
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                                Originally posted by Akashimo View Post
                                Still Ero for knowing that much.
                                Yeah, well ... I'm taru. When every mithra and hume girl's crotch is right at eye level for you, there's only so much you can do to fight temptation.
                                Originally posted by Jonastb View Post
                                Ok, I thought life was tough, but after a little over a week and a half I am exhausted.

                                My wife went home to the Philippines to visit her family for the first time in 8 years. I am home with two girls 6 and 5. Both are Autistic, 1 slightly, 1 severely. On top of this, I have to work, and go to the Gym to get ready for my Fitness Test for the Army Reserve.

                                I do Tech Support for the Army Reserve so my job isn't too difficult. But adding in everything else is just killing me. My youngest doesn't talk yet, and she will be 6 on the 15th of June. She is the severely autistic one. She has denuded most of the fake plants in the house that my wife loves. And the leaves, petals, everything is strewn across the living room floor. This coupled with her not needing as much sleep as most kids her age, (she only sleeps 5-6 hours a night), and her being able to climb just about anything, really has me on edge.

                                And my wife wont be back home til next Thrusday night.

                                Anyway, I am sure this post doesn't make much sense. But I think I put it in the right place.
                                Wow dude. So much in common. I'm half-filipino and my youngest son is autistic as well. He's four years old and has a vocabulary of less than 20 words, loves to take things apart and climbs like Spiderman if Spiderman was a monkey. There are a lot of cases of "delayed speech" in my mother's side of the family, so I think it's just in our blood. If it helps any, everyone in my family "recovered" and went on to lead normal, productive lives. I know it doesn't get the shreds off the floor but maybe it's something to take comfort in.

                                I've been considering military service recently too, but I have the impression that deployment is all but inevitable nowadays and I'm concerned how that would affect my family.

                                I've been having a hell of a lot of trouble dealing with my daily life lately too. On top of my own mental problems and that of my son, my wife is entering her third trimester, and she just recently went through negotiating and orchestrating the purchase of our first home. So she's utterly spent and next thing to useless, as well as bitter and angry (perhaps rightly) at me for not helping more. But for my own part I'm dong blue collar labor 40 hours a week. I'd be spent when I got home even if my biorhythm didn't sound like gravel being dumped on a tin roof from my completely broken sleep schedule and withdrawal from my antidepressants. Hell everything I do causes physical pain lately too. I'm having a hard enough time just mustering desire for life. I do what I can but it's just not enough.

                                Last night we had an arguement. Not even bad at all as far as our arguements go but what with my volatile mental state lately it really set me off. I had my first earnest thoughts of suicide in ten years last night, but worse I think the impulse is getting closer to the point I might actually act on it. Not quite though, since what I ended up doing anyway was walking five miles barefoot across Grand Prairie with the idea of boarding at a homeless shelter in Dallas I had been thinking about volunteering at the day before. Anyway, everything's fine now. Fine more in the Aerosmith F.I.N.E. sense, but I'm alive and staying that way.

                                So there's my ramble. Didn't really mean to dump all my problems out like that but maybe company will ease the misery. Hope things get better for you soon.
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