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  • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

    Yeah that's why I try to find chicks whom I trust I can go steady with. Condoms just... well. They work. But they're no fun.

    OH YEAH BITCHES, I just took my STD test: I'm clean.
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    • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

      That's nice. It's still grossly irresponsible of you.

      Man up and deal with a little lack of sensation.

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        Originally posted by Murphie View Post
        That's nice. It's still grossly irresponsible of you.
        Man up and deal with a little lack of sensation.
        Oh come on. How stiflingly prudish of you.

        Grow a pair, find a trustworthy woman, and get bucwild with her.

        Discerning who you can be uninhibited with is just as responsible as inhibiting yourself with just about any woman.

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          It's not stiflingly prudish, it's just good sense. Sure, if you're in a longterm committed relationship with someone that you trust, then yeah, you can do away with it. But otherwise? Not so much. Even then you have birth control to consider. And putting it all on her is kind of assholish.

          Condoms =/= inhibition, by the way.

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          • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

            Originally posted by Murphie View Post
            It's not stiflingly prudish, it's just good sense. Sure, if you're in a longterm committed relationship with someone that you trust, then yeah, you can do away with it. But otherwise? Not so much. Even then you have birth control to consider. And putting it all on her is kind of assholish.
            I keep forgetting how poorly sarcasm carries over the internet.

            Wrapping your tool is about as prudish as picking a trustworthy woman is irresponsible, in which case neither are in the negative; BOTH portray good sense. It's silly to think the former is morally superior over the latter; you can wear a condom and sleep all over the place risking every time that the condom breaks, or sleep with just one woman, sans protection, risking your trust in her was misplaced and she's sleeping around. It's a roll of the dice either way. The only morally superior choice is is to abstain. Hahaha.

            And condoms aren't the only form of birth control, there are pills for that now. Again, placing odds that the pill fails or she misses one is the same as placing odds that your condom breaks.

            Originally posted by Murphie
            Condoms =/= inhibition, by the way.
            When the sensation is reduced to practically nothing while I'm trying to get down, that feels pretty inhibited.

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            • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

              Kinda like raw dog. Once you've had it, you don't want to go back.
              I'm going to just assume that you're talking about eating hot dogs right out of the packaging here.

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              • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                Poor, innocent Feba. For the sake of your virgin eyes, I'll say "Ask your father about it."

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                • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                  Originally posted by BurningPanther View Post
                  Wrapping your tool is about as prudish as picking a trustworthy woman is irresponsible, in which case neither are in the negative; BOTH portray good sense. It's silly to think the former is morally superior over the latter; you can wear a condom and sleep all over the place risking every time that the condom breaks, or sleep with just one woman, sans protection, risking your trust in her was misplaced and she's sleeping around. It's a roll of the dice either way. The only morally superior choice is is to abstain. Hahaha.
                  Who said anything about morality? What are you going on about?

                  It's just good sense to protect yourself. Sure, if you're lucky you'll meet that one special person you can sort things out then. But for the vast majority, it's better to be safe than sorry. I'm hardly preaching abstinence, as I feel it's entirely possible to have safe enough sex most of the time.

                  Over the past few years there has been a huge surge in the amount of young people getting various STDs because I guess there isn't as much fear anymore of what can happen. But the fact is that HIV is still out there. So are other viral STDs that you can never get rid of. Why do you think there are so many genital herpes drugs on the market today?

                  And condoms aren't the only form of birth control, there are pills for that now. Again, placing odds that the pill fails or she misses one is the same as placing odds that your condom breaks.
                  I'm well aware of the pill. I guess you missed the part where I said that putting it all on her is assholish.

                  When the sensation is reduced to practically nothing while I'm trying to get down, that feels pretty inhibited.
                  Oh, poor baby. You're also clearly working from a different idea than I am of what inhibition means. I meant that it doesn't mean that you can't let loose and have amazing sex. Not that it oh noes dulls the sensation somewhat.

                  If it dulls it to practically nothing, then you're doing it wrong. I'm not sure what else to tell you.

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                  • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                    I'll say "Ask your father about it."
                    last thing I asked him was where the thousands of dollars he owes me are.

                    I think I'll wait for him to get back to me on that one first.

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                    • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                      Originally posted by BurningPanther View Post
                      I keep forgetting how poorly sarcasm carries over the internet.
                      It has been my experience that good sarcasm comes across fine on the internet.
                      Originally posted by BurningPanther View Post
                      Wrapping your tool is about as prudish as picking a trustworthy woman is irresponsible, in which case neither are in the negative; BOTH portray good sense. It's silly to think the former is morally superior over the latter; you can wear a condom and sleep all over the place risking every time that the condom breaks, or sleep with just one woman, sans protection, risking your trust in her was misplaced and she's sleeping around. It's a roll of the dice either way. The only morally superior choice is is to abstain. Hahaha.
                      Just because a woman is trustworthy does not mean her body is. It is entirely possible that another partner, who was as 'trustworthy' as she is lied to her and gave her something she may not even know she has. There is also the possibility your trustworthy woman is not as trustworthy as you think she is. I'd much rather be safe than have to worry about any diseases.
                      Originally posted by BurningPanther View Post
                      And condoms aren't the only form of birth control, there are pills for that now. Again, placing odds that the pill fails or she misses one is the same as placing odds that your condom breaks.
                      The pill does nothing to protect against STDs, and once again, I'd much rather be safe than sorry. I don't know if you know this, but it is entirely possible for a woman's body to become immune to the hormones in birth control pills, esp. if they're on the same pill for long periods of time. Not to mention, why the hell is it solely the woman's responsibility to have birth control? You need to watch after yourself, and you should always assume that your partner has something you don't know about. To quote the philisopher House, everyone lies. If you are willing to put your physical/financial health at risk every time you have sex, then not much I will say is going to help you.

                      Originally posted by BurningPanther View Post
                      When the sensation is reduced to practically nothing while I'm trying to get down, that feels pretty inhibited.
                      I'm sure you feel more with a condom on than you do not having sex, and I'm sure it feels a hell of a lot better than 18 years of child support because you trusted someone who lied to you.

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                      • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                        Originally posted by Murphie View Post
                        Who said anything about morality? What are you going on about?
                        It's just good sense to protect yourself. Sure, if you're lucky you'll meet that one special person you can sort things out then. But for the vast majority, it's better to be safe than sorry. I'm hardly preaching abstinence, as I feel it's entirely possible to have safe enough sex most of the time.
                        Over the past few years there has been a huge surge in the amount of young people getting various STDs because I guess there isn't as much fear anymore of what can happen. But the fact is that HIV is still out there. So are other viral STDs that you can never get rid of. Why do you think there are so many genital herpes drugs on the market today?
                        You took the moral high ground by deriding raw dog with a clean woman you trust as irresponsible. I'm simply saying that it's no more or less responsible than sleeping with any woman so long as you wear a condom. The only people who can pass judgment at all are the ones who really do abstain or wait until marriage. Again, hahah.
                        Originally posted by Murphie
                        I'm well aware of the pill. I guess you missed the part where I said that putting it all on her is assholish.
                        Maybe because it's not assholish? Nothing rude or remotely worng about expecting her to take responsibility in the act she too will be engaging.
                        Originally posted by Murphie
                        Oh, poor baby. You're also clearly working from a different idea than I am of what inhibition means. I meant that it doesn't mean that you can't let loose and have amazing sex. Not that it oh noes dulls the sensation somewhat.
                        If it dulls it to practically nothing, then you're doing it wrong. I'm not sure what else to tell you.
                        What's amazing about it if you can't feel anything? If you're using protection, you're obviously not doing it for procreation. If you can't feel anything, you're not doing it for the sensation. What else is there? Doing it for sport?

                        Don't get me wrong, I get as excited as the next guy to know that he's properly satisfying a woman, but that's obviously not all there is to if if I'm not sharing in said pleasure.

                        And there are witnesses that will attest it's nothing I'm doing wrong. If I go from "doin' great, feelin' great," to putting on a condom and just "doin' great." that sort of elimnates possible suspects, right?

                        Or maybe it's the size. I've learned wearing them too small ends up dulling the enjoyment. Maybe I should get mine custom-made.

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                        • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                          Originally posted by BurningPanther View Post
                          You took the moral high ground by deriding raw dog with a clean woman you trust as irresponsible. I'm simply saying that it's no more or less responsible than sleeping with any woman so long as you wear a condom. The only people who can pass judgment at all are the ones who really do abstain or wait until marriage. Again, hahah.
                          Ok, first, stop calling it raw dog. What are you, 12?

                          Maybe because it's not assholish? Nothing rude or remotely worng about expecting her to take responsibility in the act she too will be engaging.
                          And where is your responsibility in this? My god, it's like talking to a wall.

                          What's amazing about it if you can't feel anything? If you're using protection, you're obviously not doing it for procreation. If you can't feel anything, you're not doing it for the sensation. What else is there? Doing it for sport?

                          Don't get me wrong, I get as excited as the next guy to know that he's properly satisfying a woman, but that's obviously not all there is to if if I'm not sharing in said pleasure.
                          Like I said, if you can't feel anything, YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG.

                          There are so many things besides penis in the vagina that constitute amazing sex. It's really pretty telling that you can't see that.

                          Or maybe it's the size. I've learned wearing them too small ends up dulling the enjoyment. Maybe I should get mine custom-made.
                          Oh, you have problems with sensation because your penis is just too big. I see. You really are 12.

                          Lern2Magnum.

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                          • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                            you can't feel anything?
                            If you can't feel anything, as murphie pointed out, you're doing it wrong.

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                              O.o wow this thread ...
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                              • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                                Wow, for the first time I decided to check out this thread, jump to this page and see the discussion is about sex.

                                I'll be going now.

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