Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

[Jarre]

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I'd like to hope that someone isn't going to boot up the porn while their BF or GF is sitting right there looking for some sex. That's not only insensitive, it's sad. But when the SO isn't around? Different story.

Some GF's like to shag while watching it, it turns them on more. Porn is not a male dominated watching society anymore. women do watch it and "Bush rustle"

Word of advise about CL. Make sure your GF doesn't have alot of citrus fruits, it makes down blow taste really sour. Feed her chocolate and its as sweet as necter. Though hope the affects of the chocolate (that being the myth its as enjoyable as sex) doesn't satisfy her before you can.

[DieselBoy09]

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[Feba]

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My girlfriend finds porn as a "breakup-able" offense.

The best solution in this case is to find a new girlfriend.

Also, Akashimo, look up Second Life. Also Furcadia.

[Murphie]

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Some GF's like to shag while watching it, it turns them on more. Porn is not a male dominated watching society anymore. women do watch it and "Bush rustle"

That's why I said BF or GF. I don't discriminate.

Word of advise about CL. Make sure your GF doesn't have alot of citrus fruits, it makes down blow taste really sour. Feed her chocolate and its as sweet as necter. Though hope the affects of the chocolate (that being the myth its as enjoyable as sex) doesn't satisfy her before you can.

God damn it, I was trying to eat my breakfast. Thanks a lot.

And the "myth" isn't that it's as enjoyable as sex. It's that chocolate contains a chemical similar to the one the brain has when you're in love. So you don't have to worry.

[Akurra]

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I hate working the night shift, people are just not meant to work 11pm-8am.

Oh and a chick friend of mine said tomatoes are bad for the sniz-atch. (just trying to stay on topic lol)

[DieselBoy09]

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[Akashimo]

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The best solution in this case is to find a new girlfriend.
Also, Akashimo, look up Second Life. Also Furcadia.

Furcadia, did that in 2000-2002 got old fast since
Second Life meh, doesn't interest me.

Before you can say IMVU, got bored it with.
<.< Yahoo User Made Chat rooms > all back in the day v.v;

[Murphie]

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Another suggestion: go outside. There are a ton of girls to be found there.

[Akashimo]

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The light, it burns!
'Sides <.<; My luck = always find the girls with bf/gfs already >.>;

[DakAttack]

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Everybody finds what they're looking for. You're just a lot more perverted than you had originally thought.

[Akashimo]

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<.<; Whats weird, i find girls more perverted than me at the same rate >.>;

[Neomage]

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That's why I said BF or GF. I don't discriminate.

God damn it, I was trying to eat my breakfast. Thanks a lot.

And the "myth" isn't that it's as enjoyable as sex. It's that chocolate contains a chemical similar to the one the brain has when you're in love. So you don't have to worry.

And this part is actually a misunderstanding also. Chocolate contains no type ofaphrodisiac agents whatsoever. Strawberries however, do. I have no idea were the idea that chocolate is an aphrodisiac came from. Perhaps chololate-dipped strawberries?

[Akashimo]

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Either that or its the most popular comfort food, and something that comforts is always good...

[Jarre]

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an interesting article...

Curiosity led me to do some research on the subject and here is what I found.

First of all I wanted to know if chocolate was truly an aphrodisiac. An aphrodisiac is reputed to "put you in the mood for love" and the name comes from the Greek goddess of love Aphrodite. It is possible that the aphrodisiacal qualities come from our own mindset and expectations. First of all, we get a certain amount of pleasure from consuming chocolate. For one, the melting point of chocolate is slightly below human body temperature so it melts in your mouth. That in itself is a stimulating experience but what about the substances found in chocolate? And what are the roots of chocolate as an aphrodisiac in history? I found a lot of useful information but as you would expect, I found conflicting arguments on whether or not it is an aphrodisiac, so I decided to come to my own conclusion and I urge you to do the same.

One report said that the Aztecs considered all chocolate an aphrodisiac. Because of this, all foods made with chocolate were strictly forbidden to women. However, another report stated that the Aztecs and Mayans were the first to recognize the potency of this food, celebrating the harvest with festivals of wild orgies. I guess both could be true (and may be) but it seems to me that if they were having wild orgies, they would want the women to eat it. I don't know, that's just my opinion, but in either case, the Aztecs apparently considered it an aphrodisiac.

There are people throughout history who also believed in the stimulating qualities of chocolate. In 1624 Johan Franciscus Rauch, a professor in Vienna, condemned chocolate as an inflamer of passions and urged monks not to drink it as he wanted to ban it in the monasteries. It is said that Madame du Barry, courtesan and mistress of Louis XV, always served her lovers a cup of chocolat before they were let in to her bedroom, and that the great lover and alchemist Casanova, who drank his cioccolata at Cafe Florian in Venice, considered chocolate more stimulating than champagne and called it the "elixir of love". Montezuma supposedly drank a cup of chocolate before entering his harem.

Ok, I am convinced that people in history have found chocolate to be an aphrodisiac, but why? Chocolate contains phenylethylamine, a naturally occurring amino-acid which some consider to have aphrodisiacal effects and is even said to be able to "cure" hangovers. Phenylethylamine is a substance which is released naturally in the human body when you're in love. Other stimulants present in chocolate are dopamine and serotonin, which alleviate pain and encourage a good mood. Serotonin produces feelings of pleasure in a similar way to sunlight. Chocolate also contains theobromine, a chemical stimulant frequently confused with caffeine, but has very different effects on the human body. It is a mild, lasting stimulant with a mood improving effect. Its presence is one of the causes for chocolate's mood-elevating effects. (Note - In chocolate, theobromine exists in doses that are safe for humans to consume in large quantities, but can be lethal for animals such as dogs and horses, as they metabolize theobromine more slowly.)

What more does a person need than a mood elevating, stimulating, pleasurable, not to mention, great tasting, experience? I must mention, however, that some sources state that there is no evidence of chocolate having a true aphrodisiac effect. My opinion, who cares? With all that happening, if it doesn't put you in the mood, it won't take much encouragement to get you there.

The foods thing is rubbish, it all has to do with how well they clean themselves. The taste you taste for the most part is residual urine left on the skin. The more acid they have, the more sour, etc... the more broccoli the fowler. Have them eat balanced and normal, and just sure the girl cleans thoroughly, with something wet, not just with a piece of tp.

I'm not talking about "when you start" I'm talking about the juice (sorry people, need to say it to get the point and Murphie, no eating your breakfast while in front of teh computer!!) when you bring her to climax. You'd know what I'm talking about if you have been "down there" It jsut like if blokes have more sugary fod before a women goes down on them, their "ejaculate" is less salty. also a good balanced diet helps keep a good labido and keeps your body healthy, ie.e cut out all the fast food crap and eat home made meals with plenty of veg.

But yes deisel it is always worth showering before sex, so both of you are clean, not to mention to use protection when getting down to the knobbing.

here endeth Jarres sex ed volume 2.

[DieselBoy09]

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