Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

[Aksannyi]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

Wow, walked in on this thread at the wrong moment, it seems ...

Yeah, 18 inches is just too long. I want a guy who can be close to me while we're doing it, not whose dong prevents him from actually holding me during the act, if you know what I mean. Maybe that's TMI, but this whole thread has become TMI.

Anyway ... um ... hi.

(I'm weakened, it sucks.)

[BurningPanther]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

He can still hold you if he's a tall, long-armed fella... sort of.

Failing that, I imagine those freakishly large sorts get really good with cunnilingus.

[Pillowcase]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

Eeewwww!!!! That's disgusting!

[Mhurron]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

So, uh, how about them Knicks?

[KoukiRyu]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

Every time...I come back...it's about penis. Right before this, it was like a nice little normal off-topic crap. Then back to penis!

Although the Murphie comment about the tight condoms was funny. And god that sucks, 18''? I'd hate to pass out every time I try to get intimate with my girlfriend. I'd be one of those shitty, unable-to-please my girlfriend types, that has this dazed look, and asks "is it over?" when I woke up.

[Akashimo]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

Least you got a girl friend. Thats lucky enough.

[Feba]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

That's assuming he wasn't speaking hypothetically.

Which most people figured he was after talking about having an 18" penis.

[Akashimo]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

Most people don't think in the Ways of Febaism

[Murphie]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

Least you got a girl friend. Thats lucky enough.

/wrists?

[Akashimo]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

/wrists?

/ja Souleater <me>
/wrists

[Murphie]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

How could this happen to Aka? He's made his mistakes...

[Aksannyi]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

I'm available ... O.o

[Feba]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

I'm available

I have a mom.

Thanks for the horrible mental image, Aksannyi.

[Aksannyi]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

I'm different though, Feba. I'm a MILF. I'm quite sure your mom is not a MILF in your eyes. And if she is ... well ... don't share that with us.

Guess it's back to the e-dating drawing board for me.

[KoukiRyu]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

I think...the next time you say that Aksannyi...say MYLF, cause if you're a MILF to yourself...well I guess that's not all bad, but yea.