Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

[Feba]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

I figured you out,

I doubt that. That would require your brain to be working, and all the blood in your body is obviously busy elsewhere.

[BurningPanther]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

I doubt that. That would require your brain to be working, and all the blood in your body is obviously busy elsewhere.

It's like a two-way Convert; blood where it's needed at a moment's notice.

[Taskmage]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

It's like a two-way Convert; blood where it's needed at a moment's notice.

That's a disturbing picture, having the rest of your body drained of blood while one part is engorged. Luckily I didn't even imagine it thanks to so many hentai artists desensitizing me to the idea.

[BurningPanther]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

That's a disturbing picture,

Hey, I do what I can.

[Jarre]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

There was a storey about a bloke who had an 18" dong, he had to take medication to stop it getting up as all the blood rushed to it and he collapsed if he got aroused. and that is a true story!.

[BurningPanther]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

There was a storey about a bloke who had an 18" dong, he had to take medication to stop it getting up as all the blood rushed to it and he collapsed if he got aroused. and that is a true story!.

I heard about that fella. I don't know whether to feel sorry for him or to envy him.

[Feba]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

Feel sorry for him.


There's no benefit to having one that large.

[Akashimo]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

Other than being the talk of the ladies.

[Murphie]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

No lady wants anything to do with something that large.

[Feba]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

Murphie is correct. There have been studies done. Anything that large would just be painful to almost all women, and certainly any lady.

[Taskmage]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

Hardcore pornography disagrees. But then, when has hardcore pornography been representative of anything in real life?

[WishMaster3K]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

I often don't come to this thread for a couple of days at a time. It took us 80 pages to start talking about dongs? Goodness. I had higher expectations.

LoL. Penis Envy is a funny thing sometimes.

[BurningPanther]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

I often don't come to this thread for a couple of days at a time. It took us 80 pages to start talking about dongs? Goodness. I had higher expectations.
LoL. Penis Envy is a funny thing sometimes.

Isn't it though? So often we swing them like a status symbol.

[Taskmage]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

Unless you're galka.

[Jarre]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

Lol no comment TM.

Anyways abbout Pornstars = buckets = very loose