Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

[NightShayde]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

BADGERS?!?!?! WE DON'T NEED NO... ahh you get it... I got the joke...

[cidbahamut]

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I'm sorry to disappoint, but the site where the badgers can be tracked down is currently down for maintenance. I was hoping they'd be back up by now.

[Yygdrasil]

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I'm sorry to disappoint, but the site where the badgers can be tracked down is currently down for maintenance. I was hoping they'd be back up by now.

The badgers were a lie...

[Taskmage]

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Grats to Florida for outlawing bestiality. Now that "slippery slope from gay marriage" argument is even worse at holding water.

[Yygdrasil]

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Grats to Florida for outlawing bestiality. Now that "slippery slope from gay marriage" argument is even worse at holding water.

You know who else cant hold water? Children under 5 years old. "Underdeveloped motor skills" my ass... quit messin around and GRIP IT LIKE A MAN!!!!

[Taskmage]

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An hour from my morning:

failing at xp, face down in snow, sippin on gin an juice (laid back) with my main in my offhand and my offhand in my main

[Aksannyi]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

It's like this and like that and like this and uh...


Yeah, I know, different song. I have to go to the store and get detergent so I can do laundry before work, guess who has no motivation to do either?

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Okay, worked up that motivation, now I gotta work up the motivation to call my mother.

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Voicemail ... you mean I gotta work up the motivation a second time?

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

[Ketaru]

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Well damn. I just did my first 2 Wifi battles ever on Pokemon. I lost by literally 1 hit in one fight (cause the other guy got lucky and got a Critical hit, otherwhys I would have won). The other girl completely schooled me 2 to 6.

I'm sad now.

[Aksannyi]

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I just got the best review ever from one of my fanfics:

:)

Oh my god, you don't understand how much I love this. So I am going to give you this crazy long review. (PS, I posted this on my blog, this is how much I love this)

I love how it is different, with the whole million steps; her being heartbroken, adding depth and it isn't one of those they-get-in-a-fight-and-then-say-they-love-each-other, no, its so much deeper and something that I can actually believe happening.

I have never been through a heartbreak, but I am guessing this is how it would feel, and I swear I would totally do this if I were in that situation.

This is genius. Pure genius. Your writing is fantastic, the best fanfiction I have read in a long time. All the words are strung perfectly together, I had to read this like five times just to really take in how amazing one small one-shot can actually be.

Now just because I am dying to almost continue the story myself (but it won't end half as well as what I want it to be, the stories that I am actually tired of reading, ironic, are the only ones I can actually write... this is beautiful and I could never match this)

I would love you to continue this. Now as a major**** shipper, I think it would be cool if you see a **** side of this; because even if they never make up, at least the readers would know that **** loves her, or not, or wherever you want this to go, if you want it to go anywhere.

Anyways, just wanted to express my love for this amazing story, and thank you for sharing this great writing with the world.

I swear I am not lying. I can't say how much I love this story.

I ****ed out the names because it's not really important who I'm writing about. If anyone want the link, though, feel free to PM me for it. I always welcome more readers.

Shitty day at work and didn't hear from my kids because douchebag is a douchebag and "It's not Mother's Day in Mexico" so this put a huge smile on my face.

And yes, he really said that. IT'S MOTHER'S DAY HERE, ASSHOLE, SO YOU TELL YOUR MOM ABOUT IT AND HAVE HER CALL ME TO TALK TO THE KIDS. Dickwad.

[DakAttack]

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You know who else cant hold water? Children under 5 years old. "Underdeveloped motor skills" my ass... quit messin around and GRIP IT LIKE A MAN!!!!

wtf?

[Ketaru]

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I just got the best review ever from one of my fanfics:

:)

I ****ed out the names because it's not really important who I'm writing about. If anyone want the link, though, feel free to PM me for it. I always welcome more readers.

Shitty day at work and didn't hear from my kids because douchebag is a douchebag and "It's not Mother's Day in Mexico" so this put a huge smile on my face.

And yes, he really said that. IT'S MOTHER'S DAY HERE, ASSHOLE, SO YOU TELL YOUR MOM ABOUT IT AND HAVE HER CALL ME TO TALK TO THE KIDS. Dickwad.

You write fanfics?

[Aksannyi]

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Infrequently, but yes.

[Taskmage]

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/sigh

[Armando]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

/comfort Taskmage

[Taskmage]

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What the fuck happened?

I'm going to guess that as a culture we became uncomfortable with being sexually attracted to an anthropomorphic rabbit and paid penance by making her as repulsive as possible.