Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

[Taskmage]

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I have a seething hatred for minivans and their drivers

[Aksannyi]

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I have a firm belief that minivan drivers are the worst types of drivers on the planet, bar-none. There are perhaps exceptions, but 99.99% of the minivan drivers I've encountered on this planet - myself included, on the days when I drove my mom's van and literally felt my IQ dropping the longer i stayed behind the wheel - are fucking retarded and horrible at driving. The fact that my mother is still incapable of filling her own gas tank is not doing anything for my opinion of minivan drivers.

She's not the only one I base this on, though. This is observational, and the people in minivans I get behind who have no concept of the speed limit, blinkers, or staying in one lane rather than straddling two, (as a few examples) are extremely common. At least the douchebag sports car drivers and old-fart Caddy drivers can maintain some semblance of consistency with their driving quirks and are reliably predictable. Minivan drivers are, on the whole, unpredictable and invite death at every turn.

I guess I'm a minivan racist.

[Taskmage]

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I don't rate my driving skills very highly, but I do a lot better than what you're describing. I hate to drive anyway and avoid it as much as I can.

[Aksannyi]

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Well as with any statistic or assumption, there are always exceptions. I've been driving about 15 years now, and I've noticed that when I'm cussing people out for bad driving, it's usually some asstard in a minivan. And the older the van, the worse the driver. Those 1986 Chrysler ones? Ewwwwwww those guys are terrible and should be removed from society as swiftly as possible.

[Taskmage]

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Redefining the sonic rainboom

[Raydeus]

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Oh come on! >_<

[Armando]

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Stop hatin' Ray. We extend the same courtesy when you fawn over Prishe or Hirano Aya.

I'm not a gun person but that's a cool gun. I could make a joke about how much cooler it is over a normal gun but I that would be too obvious.

[cidbahamut]

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Yeah, it drives me crazy. When I had to drive that rental car I felt like I had a big target on me saying "CRUSH ME PLEASE."

How do you think the rest of us feel when we have to drive?

[Aksannyi]

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Stop hatin' Ray. We extend the same courtesy when you fawn over Prishe or Hirano Aya.

I'm not a gun person but that's a cool gun. I could make a joke about how much cooler it is over a normal gun but I that would be too obvious.

I think it's about 20% more accurate though.

[Aksannyi]

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I had a dream last night that I went with Bethenny Frankel to get my boobs measured like she did on her show (Bethenny Ever After, yes, I watch it, she's funny and I think I'll be a lot like her in 10 years except with less money and fame) and got some really great bras that actually fit and made my tits look even more amazing than they do now. And I had like six really amazing bras that were very sexy and gave me a much needed boost.

And then I woke up and I was disappointed to find that I had no new bras, Bethenny was not really my friend, and have the sudden overwhelming urge to go to a fancy lingerie store and get my boobies correctly measured and spend a fortune on perfect bras. Which I can't do, because new truck.

That does remind me though, I do actually need to replenish my bra supply, and I haven't been measured since before I had the kids, so I know my perceived bra size is totally wrong. Dammit, now I'm going to be uber critical of how my boobs look every time I go anywhere.

In b4 "post pics, we'll tell you if they look all right."

[Armando]

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I'm glad I don't have to deal with that bullshit >_> I just put on my briefs and go.

[Aksannyi]

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Yeah there's your numerical size and then your cup size that you have to worry about, as well as the level of support and how much padding and wiring you want/don't want. But when you find a comfortable bra that makes your bewbies look great, buy like seven of them. Nothing can boost your confidence better than knowing your bewbs look great.

[Firewind]

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Redefining the sonic rainboom

I'll see that and raise you

[Nandito]

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Ha, I've been meaning to make a Cutie Mark emblem for those rare times I play CoD. Can't decide which...

...but then there's a chance my secret would be found out.

[Mhurron]

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Something different, but I laughed.