Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

[Murphie]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

Oh, it's always been about sex. Just more obliquely.

[Aksannyi]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

Oh, it's always been about sex. Just more obliquely.

Murphie I do believe you've just written me a slogan. Just change the "it's" to Aksannyi, remove that "Oh," and you've got me a slogan.

[Feba]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

There's really nothing more to life, though.

There's nothing that humanity has done that wasn't for sex.

[Aksannyi]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

{True Strike}.

[BurningPanther]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

Ok, first, stop calling it raw dog. What are you, 12?

The fact that all you had to pick apart was my terminology says to me you agreed with the rest. Thank you for seeing where I was going. Reading further though, now you're just continuing on for the sake of argument.
And what would you rather we call it? "Condomless intercourse?" Either works for me.

And where is your responsibility in this? My god, it's like talking to a wall.

Well, part of my responsibility is choosing the right woman, but that's neither here nor there. Your assumption that the responsibility should be all on the guy is about as valid as the assumption that the responsibility should be all on the girl, which, also, is what you assumed I was saying.

I could ask to go without condom, she could say yes, or she could ask that I go with, and I in turn ask that she use a diaphragm. Or, she could ask that I go without the condom, I could ask she use some form of protection, and we get down to it. The responsibility is mutual. Perhaps your sex doesn't involve communication, but mine does.

EDIT: Apologies, I automatically assumed that mutual responsibility and communication between partners were a given before any sexual congress and didn't point that out from the outset, leading you to believe I'd simply hit it sans condom and leave it on her to, at best, take the morning after pill or, at worst, get an abortion. This isn't the case.

Like I said, if you can't feel anything, YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG.

Like I said, if I was getting sensation just fine before, then introducing the condom an then getting nothing out of it, that sort of elminates the causes of the problem, doesn't it?

There are so many things besides penis in the vagina that constitute amazing sex. It's really pretty telling that you can't see that.

You don't say. I could share a bit of insight with you, depending on your level of kink.
Maybe it was my fault for assuming that vaginal was the default subject. When the topic of sex comes up, there are a variety or actions and positions that spring to mind, that just happens to be the recurring. Maybe it's just me. But pretty much whatever you talk about involving a condom, be it vaginal, oral, anal, etc., there remains the reduced to nullified sensation.

Oh, you have problems with sensation because your penis is just too big.

No, that's what you took from it. I simply said that wearing a condom that is too small will dull sensation most unfavorably. That can happen whether I consider mine to be garden variety or not.

Learn2Magnum.

Correction, Magnum XL. Now read into that.

There's really nothing more to life, though.

There's nothing that humanity has done that wasn't for sex.

What about religion? I mean, there's the underlying sexual tones involed in going to war for one's god, but that's kind of reaching.

[Murphie]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

The fact that all you had to pick apart was my terminology says to me you agreed with the rest. Thank you for seeing where I was going.

Just because I picked out the most ridiculous part of it doesn't mean that it's the only part I took issue with.

Reading further though, now you're just continuing on for the sake of argument.

And what you are doing is...?

And what would you rather we call it? "Condomless intercourse?" Either works for me.

If you want to use the vernacular, you'd say bareback. But intercourse sans condom works too.

Well, part of my responsibility is choosing the right woman, but that's neither here nor there.

This statement is so ridiculous, I don't know where to start.

Your assumption that the responsibility should be all on the guy is about as valid as the assumption that the responsibility should be all on the girl, which, also, is what you assumed I was saying.

I believe both partners should be doing something to help the situation. That said, the pill and other drugs and treatments of it's type can have negative effects on women. They gain weight, feel ill, etc. A condom just dulls the sensation a little bit.

I could ask to go without condom, she could say yes, or she could ask that I go with, and I in turn ask that she use a diaphragm. Or, she could ask that I go without the condom, I could ask she use some form of protection, and we get down to it. The responsibility is mutual. Perhaps your sex doesn't involve communication, but mine does.

I'm not sure where I implied that. All I suggested was that the responsibility wasn't soley on your partner (and another lol at the idea of "choosing the right woman" being your part in the matter).

EDIT: Apologies, I automatically assumed that mutual responsibility and communication between partners were a given before any sexual congress and didn't point that out from the outset, leading you to believe I'd simply hit it sans condom and leave it on her to, at best, take the morning after pill or, at worst, get an abortion. This isn't the case.

Also not implied by me. Also, your apology wasn't one.

Like I said, if I was getting sensation just fine before, then introducing the condom an then getting nothing out of it, that sort of elminates the causes of the problem, doesn't it?

And like I said, if you get nothing out of it with a condom on, you are doing something wrong.

You don't say. I could share a bit of insight with you, depending on your level of kink.

Mr. Internet tough guy, I am not interested in having a "who has had wilder sex" fight with you.

Maybe it was my fault for assuming that vaginal was the default subject. When the topic of sex comes up, there are a variety or actions and positions that spring to mind, that just happens to be the recurring. Maybe it's just me. But pretty much whatever you talk about involving a condom, be it vaginal, oral, anal, etc., there remains the reduced to nullified sensation.

Because you are doing it wrong.

No, that's what you took from it. I simply said that wearing a condom that is too small will dull sensation most unfavorably. That can happen whether I consider mine to be garden variety or not.

Well, I can't help it that you don't know how to shop for the right size condom. However, your comment that you'd have to get them custom made is why I said anything at all.

Correction, Magnum XL. Now read into that.

Isn't that the internet equivalent of bumping your chest against someone?

[Raydeus]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

There's really nothing more to life, though.

There's nothing that humanity has done that wasn't for sex.

Well, to be fair even though sex/reproduction plays a major part in human (and other species of animals and plants that reproduce via sex) behavior, there are a lot of other things humans have done that have no direct relation to it.

Most I can think of are all in the realm of intellectual and rational thinking, but that's what supposedly sets us appart from other species after all.

Although, one could argue that all of it is just an illusion created by our feeble human minds so we don't fall prey of our basic instincts. But nah, who want's to think about those things.

[Yellow Mage]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

You know, I'd much rather talk about love than sex.



( (c) the artist who made that )

But, I guess it's just the lovesick virgin I am . . .

(Anybody have anything better to derail with?)

[Murphie]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

My pokemans, let me show you them?

Though, that could be re-railed right to sex all over again.

[Aksannyi]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

HOT DOGS.

Oh, wait ...

[Omni]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

I say, if you have someone you trust and you know that they are clean I'm a big advocate of birth control pills.

Helps girls regulate their periods, evens out the horomones and even helps with cramps.

However, if you meet a girl that is single but is still taking birth control and it takes you all of half a night to get into her pants, you might want to a bit cautious :p

[WishMaster3K]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

What's up with Yellow Mage and Furries?

[Aksannyi]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

See sig ... (second tag)

Play with fire, you're bound to get burned ...

I'm an idiot, and I want to DIAF right about now.

[WishMaster3K]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

You are an idiot.

I wanted to say that to be different from everyone else who is probably going to console, support and reinforce that you aren't a bad person.



























Srsly, wth happened? You can't put that in a sig and not explain it.

[Aksannyi]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

Well it started out innocently enough, as these things do ... and before we knew it there was a full fledged adulterous relationship, complete with phone calls, in-game canoodling and countless other things.

We were crazy about each other - still are - but you know how it goes, the other woman never wins ... and his wife found out, almost made him quit the game, but as long as we are just friends now and we don't spend any more alone time together, he can still play.

I'm dying, I'm hurt so much right now, partially because I truly did (do) love him, but because I will never know how it could have been if we'd only met just once, and I'm not even sure we'll be able to stay friends, and we were SUCH good friends before all this. I'm sure that, given time, we will be able to be friend again and his wife will trust him enough so that we can still get merits together (because we truly OWNED some merits, let me tell you) but for now, it's minimal contact and ... I'm just hurting like crazy.

There's so much more ... I can't even type though ... ; ;