Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

[Aksannyi]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread



Brb, taking about seventeen showers.

[Taskmage]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

If it takes you seventeen times, you're using the wrong kind of shower head.

[Aksannyi]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

Goddammit I left myself way open for that one.

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And besides, it doesn't detach, so if I were to use the showerhead, I'd have to be a gymnast. And my boobs just wouldn't allow me to comfortably hang upside down for that long. Trust me on that one. They don't call 'em knockers for nothin'.

[Taskmage]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

Leaving yourself open is a good start.

[Aksannyi]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

Ba-dum-tsh.

[Taskmage]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

And besides, it doesn't detach, so if I were to use the showerhead, I'd have to be a gymnast. And my boobs just wouldn't allow me to comfortably hang upside down for that long. Trust me on that one. They don't call 'em knockers for nothin'.

This is a hilarious mental image. Bonus: If you're into autoerotic asphyxiation, the boobs take care of that for you.

[Aksannyi]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

Lol. Indeed that is true. And my boobs are two of the main reasons I no longer run.

The other two reasons are my right knee and my left knee.

[Raydeus]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

FPSRussia has tons of great videos.

This is the latest, just posting it because a console is involved this time.

[Murphie]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

Keep trying to change the subject, Ray. Eventually it'll stick!

[Taskmage]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

Eventually it'll stick!

Aim for the hair.

[Raydeus]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

Think of it as commercials in the middle of the cybering.

[Aksannyi]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

Aim for the hair.

[Taskmage]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

Oh my god, can you imagine if redtube had commercial interruptions like hulu? On the one hand there'd be a lot of frustrated, pissed off people, but on the other if you time it right you can force people to associate your product with their orgasm.

[TheGrandMom]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

What the hell is up with people on this forum lately.....

You're fine J9. I've gotten worse creamy white things in my eye.

[Taskmage]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

I wanted to thank or reply to that post, but much or the raunchiness lately has been my fault so I'm dialing it back.

To answer your question though ... this is what happens when we can't play FFXI?

Err except Aks and I don't even play. /shrug