Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

[Aksannyi]

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I think the one thing I regretted most while getting snowed into a hotel for a few days was not having clean underwear. You don't realize how important that is until it is taken away.

This is so much more important for women, for many reasons. I will spare you details, but unless you're one of those guys who regularly has skid marks (lol), women have it way worse without a clean pair of underwear.

[Aksannyi]

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Got my truck fixed. My friend is a miracle worker.

[Feba]

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So last night me and my host family and the other student in my homestay got really, really goddamn drunk. And then the interesting stuff started.

And I didn't get drunk enough to forget or get sick though, so I get to remember all of that weirdness. I'm not totally sure how I feel about that.

[cidbahamut]

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Do we get any hints?

[Ufgt]

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It's japan, so incest tentacles were probably involved.

[Aksannyi]

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For some odd reason one of my coworkers just came up behind me and sat down. Didn't say anything, just sat there. And kind of watched me work from the desk behind me (if someone were sitting there we'd be back to back). I'm like ... um ... wtf are you doing man. Like, you're not even the supervisor, why are you watching me work? And speaking of work, don't you like, have some to do?

That was just plain weird.

[Aksannyi]

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I apparently just drove home about 5 miles north of a tornado. I heard the warning from the national weather service on the radio but I figured it was just a warning. I didn't see any tornado, but to be fair, I didn't see much of anything. SEE FLORIDA?!?! THIS IS THE TYPE OF RAIN THAT YOU SHOULD SLOW DOWN FOR, NOT A BARELY SPITTING DRIZZLE.

[Ufgt]

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I think I got the job with the government. I can finally move back to civilization. They just need to receive one more reference document and then they can offer me the position. Thank god. Living in the middle of nowhere is starting to get to me. Shining style.

[Jarre]

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Is shattered just got home from work, its 6pm here have been in a meeting since 9am with only a half hour break at 1pm for grabbing a sandwich and tipping my skip.

Relax time now... fish and chips, scented candle duvet on sofa, laptop on knee....

[DakAttack]

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tipping my skip.

fish and chips

scented candle duvet on sofa

laptop on knee

Translation?

[Aksannyi]

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Porn. And lots of it.

[Feba]

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Things I didn't expect to have happen when I left home: Girl decides to sleep on my lap.



Things I didn't expect to have happen when a girl decides to sleep on my lap: It would be while her friend is already laying against me.







Also that it would be nine in the morning.











My reaction: I'M COVERED IN BEES WOMEN

[Jarre]

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Feba, its nice when that happens, I have a "padded" frame and I tend to attract women wanting to snuggle up when I have a gf or close friends. I stayed over at my friends house and had her, her gf cuddled up, I was lying down on the large sofa they have and had my friends head on my chest and arm around my stomache, her gf on my shoulder, a dog on my lap resting its head on my friends legs and a cat curled up on my feet. Being a tactile person its very nice and relaxing.

[Aksannyi]

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There is an Archaeology find in WoW called the "Scandalous Silk Nightgown," it's an unequippable (thank god) Night Elf artifact. I found a thread about it on the WoW forums, someone QQing that he (yes he) could not equip it on his male toon. After the facepalming ensued on my end, I read further into the thread, and I came across this post:

I found one of those to!
Had some interesting stains on it it did!

To which I replied:

I didn't know Monica Lewinsky was a Night Elf.

And nobody got it. Son, I am disappoint.

[cidbahamut]

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Damn, now I feel old