Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

[TheGrandMom]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

I think given the situation I happen to be engaged in in that particular photograph, it would be hard not to brighten a day.

LOLOLOL Yes, when I first saw the picture I was like WTF!! and then I busted out laughing! The picture is SO you, Feba!

oh and she fakes big time, ladies ask yourself when you have an orgasm, you know the ones that leave you spacy, can't move, and have to lie their for 15-20 minutes to compose before you can move, could you just jump out of bed straight away run downstairs and make a drink etc. I know my ex couldn't and when his gf tells me it was the best she had and when I say to her "so how come you got straight out of bed" and now shes not spoken to me in 2 weeks (joy!!!) ahem...

Damn Jarre! You put women out of commission for15-20 minutes!? Makes me wish I was 20 years younger and on my way to England!! lololololol And just for clarity, we can have different degrees of orgasms. Some that make our legs weak and some that are like the short satisfaction of opening a gift.

i was juz kitten. im below average

but i still lawlz

You are not below average, Bal! You are teh cute!

You of all people should be familiar with Murphie's Law.

OMG, I laughed so damn hard at this!

[Balfree]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

You are not below average, Bal! You are teh cute!

oh!

[NightShayde]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

I know you don't have permission to show us the Feba photo(s), TGM -- but would a courtroom artist's renderings be allowable?

[TheGrandMom]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

I can draw stick figures...

[NightShayde]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

Thanks - I needed that laugh!

[Mhurron]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

I can draw stick figures...

[Feba]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

Yes. Yes, stick figure version.

[Aksannyi]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

Actually, I think trollface just about covers it.

[Jarre]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

Damn Jarre! You put women out of commission for15-20 minutes!? Makes me wish I was 20 years younger and on my way to England!! lololololol And just for clarity, we can have different degrees of orgasms. Some that make our legs weak and some that are like the short satisfaction of opening a gift.

If shes not out of commission for at least 10 minutes then to me I have failed. I give a lot, my spinal problems make me limited in the other department so I make up for it on the foreplay.

hmm TMI?

[Aksannyi]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

So remember a few days ago when I said I was having problems with a friend and I wanted to talk it out with her? That was Monday. I sent her a text, remember? And she said "Will be in touch."

Yeah. It's Thursday, and silence. Not like I didn't see this coming, but I said I wanted talk and that it was important. And gave times and days when I was free. And even said that it wouldn't take long.

And still nothing. So I'm giving her two weeks. From the day I sent the first text, which was Monday. If something that is very important to me is so not important to you that you've either forgotten about it or pushed it back indefinitely, then I'm not important at all. And if that's the case, when the two weeks comes and goes, I'll be sending an e-mail and be done with it. As much as I think that's probably in poor taste, what am I supposed to do if she won't get back to me? I'm not going to badger someone. I said it was important, so please, make some fucking time for me. When you say you're going to get back to me, I expect you to do so. I shouldn't have to be the one going, "Hey, remember, I said I wanted to talk to you and that it was imporant? Can we like, ever do that? Please?"

It's ridiculous the way people treat me like last week's pizza that's been left in the fridge and forgotten. I sometimes wonder if I actually exist, you know? Maybe I'm a ghost or something and I don't know it. I just don't understand how I'm so easily discarded. I mean I should be used to it, from my parents all the way through school and now adult life ... I don't know why it still hurts anymore at this point.

[Nandito]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

Pish, anyone who forgets there's left-over pizza in the fridge is obviously not in their right mind. And think about it, if you were a ghost, your fingers would phase right through the keys. :D

...

It's been awhile since I tried to console someone, okay? Though yeah, in my case, I would give her a mere two days before I send out the "Fuck You" email. No one's worth that kind of negative treatment.

In other news,

I CAN'T FEEL MY TOES FROM THIS COLD.

[cidbahamut]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

Pish, anyone who forgets there's left-over pizza in the fridge is obviously not in their right mind.

This. Leftover pizza is not something to be neglected, it is too valuable. Pizza metaphor was good, but you came at it from the wrong angle Aks

[Aksannyi]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

Personally I despise leftover pizza, so it worked perfectly for me. I'll order a pizza, eat half of it while it's hot, then promise myself I'll heat up the leftovers because it's a waste if I don't, but then I just don't. And it sits there in my fridge for a few weeks until I stop being lazy and take it to the trash.

[Feba]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

bitch bitch bitch

This is exactly the sort of rousing debate that you don't get at Killing Ifrit.

[Aksannyi]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

Well pardon me if my fucking depression is getting you down. You're welcome to put me on ignore. And thanks for making me feel worse. Appreciate it. -.-