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    Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

    Originally posted by Jarre View Post
    the overalls he should wear were pink with bunny ears Friends activities | Facebook
    OMG SO funny! I had to share that picture with a few paintballers, I know they'll get a kick out of it.

    And....

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY JARRE! *throws confetti and bakes Jarre a delicious Red Velvet Cake!*

    ---------- Post added at 12:34 PM ---------- Previous post was at 12:32 PM ----------

    Originally posted by Balfree View Post
    But yeah it still makes me feel shitty.
    Bal, don't take what everyone says to heart. You know that you are good at what you do. You need to take that and own it, then go out there and show it. Times are tough, but you are tougher!
    Originally posted by Feba
    But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
    Originally posted by Taskmage
    God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
    Originally posted by DakAttack
    ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.
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    • #8342
      Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

      Is it Jarre's birthday? yay! cake for all!

      It's my brother's birthday too :p

      And thanks Mom, I'm aware of that but it is so easy to just fall into a spiral of fear and despair D: that being said I have just scheduled a new interview for tomorrow... crossing fingers, it is at a place that I have been wanting to work at for a long time now. I will bring a knife this time around :D
      signatures are for pussies mew mew mew, here's mine

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      • #8343
        Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

        On your way to the interview, say "This job is mine! This job is mine!" 100 times! Go in their and show them how you can easily do that job while standing on your head spitting nickels!
        Originally posted by Feba
        But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
        Originally posted by Taskmage
        God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
        Originally posted by DakAttack
        ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.
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        • #8344
          Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

          ahaha, lets hope i dont say it out loud, guy might think im a weirdo.

          in any case, that job is in this really awesome place where some guy decided to invest in a bunch of old factory buildings and brought them back to life and just turned the factories into working offices where dozens of companies house their businesses, its full of artists and culture because the place was mainly adopted by those types of businesses, film, design, music, etc. would be awesome to work in a place there
          signatures are for pussies mew mew mew, here's mine

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          • #8345
            Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

            On your way to the interview, say "This job is mine! This job is mine!" 100 times!
            True amusing story.

            One of things I had to know while studying for my dispatch exam is what does operational control mean? The answer is the authority to initiate, conduct, and terminate a flight. Simple right?

            So I've gone over this probably 80+ times, in multiple ways for a couple of months. The date of the test is set about a month and a half out, and my teacher, George, brings Mari and myself in to start grilling us, making sure we know what we think we know and find any last trouble spots that we need to study on.

            BOTH Mari and myself stumbled over the question, "What does it mean to have operational control of a flight?"

            Apparently both of our answers were, "Guhhh... Gimmie a moment, I know this one!"

            Oh man, that was so embarrassing, that's like the most basic of questions, he might as well have asked us what 2+2 was and have us not know!


            You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be misqouted and then used against you.

            I don't have a big ego, it just has a large mouth.
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            • #8346
              Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

              Originally posted by Balfree View Post
              my folio
              At least you have one of those. I have a programming degree I've never used. Which, 4 years later, is another way of saying I've forgotten everything. And so I have about 2 months to find a job that can pay not only for myself, but for my worthless college debt. And I just found out my most promising job lead was filled 2 hours ago.
              "And if he left off dreaming about you, where do you suppose you'd be?"
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              • #8347
                Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                I like how my supervisor takes me seriously when I'm being facetious.
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                Name: Drjones
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                • #8348
                  Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                  Originally posted by Lmnop View Post
                  I have a programming degree I've never used. Which, 4 years later, is another way of saying I've forgotten everything.
                  Learn a little .NET and fake it till you make it. Everyone else does.
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                  • #8349
                    Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                    Is goign to the dentist to havea tooth refilled, the old filling came out last night >.<

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                    • #8350
                      Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                      I hate the dentist...I hate the dentist...I hate the dentist...

                      /em goes and hides under the covers...
                      Originally posted by Feba
                      But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                      Originally posted by Taskmage
                      God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                      Originally posted by DakAttack
                      ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.
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                      • #8351
                        Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                        One time I had three teeth drilled without novacaine because I didn't like needles... boy, my priorities were strange when I was a kid.
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                        • #8352
                          Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                          no, no, no, no, no,....will not visualize...will not visualize...
                          Originally posted by Feba
                          But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                          Originally posted by Taskmage
                          God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                          Originally posted by DakAttack
                          ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.
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                          • #8353
                            Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                            Had a dentist pull a tooth once, claiming that it was keeping the ones under it from growing in. Later, same dentist wants to scrape my gums so that same teeth can grow in. Tons of dentists do unnecessary shit like this. Haven't been to one since, probably won't go for at least another few years. I take much better care of my teeth now than when I was a kid, dental checkups are fairly useless.
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                            • #8354
                              Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                              I guess I'm really lucky. My dentist is so good that he once gave himself a root canal. It's going to suck having to look for someone of his caliber once he retires.
                              Server: Midgardsormr -> Quetzalcoatl -> Valefor
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                              Name: Drjones
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                              • #8355
                                Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                                I hate you all...

                                /em goes off to cry in a corner...
                                Originally posted by Feba
                                But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                                Originally posted by Taskmage
                                God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                                Originally posted by DakAttack
                                ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.
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