Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

Collapse
This topic is closed.
X
X
Collapse
 
  • Page of 754
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
Previous 1 47 447 497 537 542 543 544 545 546 547 548 549 550 551 552 557 597 647 754 template Next
  • #8191
    Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

    YOU PEOPLE KNOW WHAT I MEANT.

    Anywho. Easy work week for me. I have too much going on now, and I'm never home. I miss naps.
    • Thanks 0

    Comment

    • #8192
      Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

      almost completely packed for Japan. One giant ass suitcase, one almost-carry-on-sized suitcase, one duffel bag, and my laptop bag. Laptop bag still needs most of the stuff in it, which I can't put in yet for one reason or another. DS I need to keep up for some last minute software I'm getting (Japanese language stuff), iPod I need to remove stuff, wallet I'm waiting on a debit card in the mail, laptop I obviously can't put in while I'm using it, same with headphones, passport I'm waiting on getting mailed back from the consulate.

      Man, going to Japan is a pain in the ass.
      • Thanks 0

      Comment

      • #8193
        Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

        Originally posted by Feba View Post
        Man, going to Japan is a pain in the ass.
        Look, you're free to pay for your ticket however you please, but I don't need to hear about it.
        • Thanks 0

        Comment

        • #8194
          Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

          The ticket is paid for.

          The housing, however...

          Oh, well, Feba can't be worth too much on the black market.
          • Thanks 0

          Comment

          • #8195
            Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

            What about the white market.....??
            Originally posted by Feba
            But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
            Originally posted by Taskmage
            God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
            Originally posted by DakAttack
            ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.
            • Thanks 0

            Comment

            • #8196
              Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

              I am one stale cracker.
              • Thanks 0

              Comment

              • #8197
                Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                Who would in a fight: 1 Lion vs. 50 Navy Seal trained midgets (no weapons). Midgets have no fear. Battleground is gladiator type arena.

                I'm taking a poll.
                Burning questions are burning: Is jenova_9 really a girl and is she cute? Does she talk like that in real life?

                Burning.

                This is why I J9: http://www.ffxionline.com/forums/off...otionally.html

                http://selenagomez.com/

                • Thanks 0

                Comment

                • #8198
                  Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                  The Midgets. My sister is a dwarf and a rip roaring bitch. I think as you get smaller, you get nastier. So by the time you are a midget, watch the hell out!
                  Originally posted by Feba
                  But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                  Originally posted by Taskmage
                  God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                  Originally posted by DakAttack
                  ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.
                  • Thanks 0

                  Comment

                  • #8199
                    Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                    The midgets, with minimal losses.

                    If nothing else, go back to basics. There is basically one thing that humanity does well, and that's long distance running. Just keep running around in circles; eventually the lion will get really fucking tired and you can beat the shit out of it.
                    • Thanks 0

                    Comment

                    • #8200
                      Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                      Running for endurance rather than speed works better as a strategy when you're chasing down prey as opposed to being chased as prey. Still, 50 is a lot of people to maul. The lion would probably get tired before it finished, and then midget Zapp Brannigan could swoop in for the glory.
                      lagolakshmi on Guildwork :: Lago Aletheia on Lodestone
                      • Thanks 0

                      Comment

                      • #8201
                        Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                        OMG This is adorable! Damn pervert cat!

                        [nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPlX3qF_7Xo"]YouTube- Pervert cat watches at hot girls ass[/nomedia]
                        Originally posted by Feba
                        But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                        Originally posted by Taskmage
                        God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                        Originally posted by DakAttack
                        ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.
                        • Thanks 0

                        Comment

                        • #8202
                          Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                          Had a really bizarre dream last night. The whole neighborhood was snowed in really bad. Deep enough that trying to climb up the hill in my back yard was the equivalent of scaling a treacherous mountain. There was some sort of all powerful snake on the loose. A snake that attacked people who were at all associated with bunnies. If you had a pet bunny, you were toast. If you had anything that looked like or was in any way related to a bunny you were gonna get eaten. For some reason the snake had a Convert set. I woke up very confused this morning.
                          Server: Midgardsormr -> Quetzalcoatl -> Valefor
                          Occupation: Reckless Red Mage
                          Name: Drjones
                          Blog: Mediocre Mage
                          • Thanks 0

                          Comment

                          • #8203
                            Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                            I thought I saw you blink when the neuralyzer went off. Glad it still erased the important parts.
                            lagolakshmi on Guildwork :: Lago Aletheia on Lodestone
                            • Thanks 0

                            Comment

                            • #8204
                              Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                              I have a job interview tomorrow and another one on tuesday...

                              Gonna buy me sum new shoes because last time I had to do this was a long time ago and mine are worn.

                              Me. Buying shoes. Me... shoes? AHAHA.

                              I'm so screwed.
                              signatures are for pussies mew mew mew, here's mine

                              • Thanks 0

                              Comment

                              • #8205
                                Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                                [ame=http://www.amazon.com/AudioQuest-K2-terminated-speaker-cable/dp/B000J36XR2/ref=cm_cr_pr_sims_t]Amazon.com: AudioQuest K2 terminated speaker cable - UST plugs 8' (2.44m) pair: Electronics[/ame]
                                I use a Mac because I'm just better than you are.

                                HTTP Error 418 - I'm A Teapot - The resulting entity body MAY be short and stout.

                                loose
                                • Thanks 0

                                Comment

                                Previous 1 47 447 497 537 542 543 544 545 546 547 548 549 550 551 552 557 597 647 754 template Next
                                Working...
                                X