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  • #7981
    Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

    fuck, I just remembered this dream I had last night with some AWESOME SEAFOOD, only it is now three thirty AM and I cannot have any seafood.

    Also, yes, a dream about high school, despite never actually going. I blame you freaks, I'd been content with my middle school dreams, you assholes. Oddly, I was fully aware that they were using my old name, that I was a high school graduate, that I was in college, and that I was leaving for Japan in a few weeks.

    I am so fucking laid back about shit.
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    • #7982
      Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

      Originally posted by Feba View Post
      I've got all the boards I need to make a great bookshelf, only I have no cinderblocks.


      Alas.
      Is that a redneck bookshelf?

      You just need some 2x2" timbers, build a frame, fix the shelves, fix a backboard of ply. an whola

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      • #7983
        Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

        The phrase is voilà, actually.
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        • #7984
          Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

          Originally posted by Jarre View Post
          Is that a redneck bookshelf?
          I need to start drinking coffee or tea in the morning. I was so sleepy I thought that said "redhead bombshell".
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          • #7985
            Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

            not in britain ol chap
            signatures are for pussies mew mew mew, here's mine

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            • #7986
              Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

              Originally posted by Jarre View Post
              Is that a redneck bookshelf?
              Hipster bookshelf you dolt.

              Redneck bookshelves look like this:

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              • #7987
                Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                Originally posted by Aksannyi View Post
                huge piece of broken glass was sticking out of the side (note to self: stop buying cheap shitty trash bags)
                Shouldn't your note to self be: don't put broken glass in a garbage bag unless it's in a rigid container? Any kind of semi-rigid card/paper-board box should be sufficient to keep the glass from puncturing the bag, no matter how cheap the bag is. Cereal boxes, cracker boxes, tissue boxes... Hell, when your moving, boxes are seldom in short supply!

                Great learning experience there for everyone! Apply the same logic to old light bulbs, as well, since they usually go into the bag whole, but break so easily.

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                • #7988
                  Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                  Now now, we all tease Jarre from time to time for not getting words right, but he's from the UK. He's almost genetically disposed to fucking up French.

                  I'm in the market for a new bike. But I don't want to spend a thousand dollars. So now I have to go trolling local bike shops hoping for a deal on a good used bike that has been relatively well-maintained (because I am for real not handy). I'm hoping to spend no more than $500-600, but I worry that's going to be a tall order.
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                  • #7989
                    Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                    Are we talking bicycle or motorized?
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                    • #7990
                      Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                      Bicycle. Not a straight road bike, but something I can ride on the road or take on gravel/dirt trails if I want.
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                      • #7991
                        Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                        Originally posted by Murphie View Post
                        He's almost genetically disposed to fucking up French.
                        Please never leave.

                        And yeah, not being handy with bikes sucks. I have like three in my garage, none of which are usable.
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                        • #7992
                          Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                          Originally posted by Murphie View Post
                          Bicycle. Not a straight road bike, but something I can ride on the road or take on gravel/dirt trails if I want.
                          If you are planning on riding the same bike on and off road, you may want to ensure that the suppension locks out and becomes rigid. Otherwise you lose alot of power into the shocks.
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                          • #7993
                            Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                            Have you ever burped and tasted the fish oil pill you swallowed a little while back?

                            Yeah, it doesn't taste good.
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                            • #7994
                              Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                              Ya take an uncoated B complex horse pill, same thing happens. It's disgusting!

                              Back in the day we had to drink a tablespoon of COD LIVER oil twice a day......it seemed to be the highlight of the day for whatever asshole poured it down our throats.
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                              • #7995
                                Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                                Originally posted by Omgwtfbbqkitten View Post
                                Have you ever burped and tasted the fish oil pill you swallowed a little while back?

                                Yeah, it doesn't taste good.
                                I take 1000mg cod liver oil capsules for my spine, I've had one burst in my mouth, took ages to get rid of the taste.

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