Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

[Nuriko]

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Thats because you are thinking of the American spelling and not the correct form of proper English.... remember your language came from ours, you yanks just butchered it.

Of course, you have to remember that English doesn't borrow from other languages, it mugs them and rifles their pockets looking for loose grammar...

[Feba]

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So I was browsing craigslist.

And then something AMAZING happened!

Looking for 2 gay males to learn nude juggling act. Each act can bring up to $4000 cash depending on audience size. Contact Murphy

Now I can talk to animals, etc.

[Mhurron]

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[TheGrandMom]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

So I was browsing craigslist.

And then something AMAZING happened!

Looking for 2 gay males to learn nude juggling act. Each act can bring up to $4000 cash depending on audience size. Contact Murphy

Now I can talk to animals, etc.

Feba........??????

[Feba]

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1- 2 gay men needed
2- Wild Thornberrys you assholes ;_;

[Yellow Mage]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

2- Wild Thornberrys you assholes ;_;

Ah, now I remember.

It's actually kind of a shame that that reference can be considered obscure.

[DakAttack]

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I SURVIVED THE GERMANTOWN EARTHQUAKE OF 2010!!! NOW WE'RE ON THE MAP, BABY!

[Feba]

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I SURVIVED THE GERMANTOWN EARTHQUAKE OF 2010!!!

That's not an earthquake.

lrn2srswthr.

[DakAttack]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

I know. It woke me up in the morning, and I woke up extremely confused, as can happen upon sudden awakenings, and I looked around for a while wondering whose house I was in and sort of waited, expecting a car or truck or plane to plummet through my window, and then it stopped and I went back to sleep. The aftershock woke me up half an hour later, but at that point I wasn't confused.

It's weird, though, and I wonder what caused it.

[Amberly]

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I love it when you work in a call center and you are having a issue with the guest and their phone dies on them.

[Murphie]

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Today I had to ask a woman's address at work (for some reason it wasn't in my database). She didn't know, "but it's down the street from the Costco in Lihue. I'm sure you can find it."

Um, no. No I cannot find it down the street from the fucking Costco in Lihue, Hawaii.

[Mhurron]

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4300 Nuhou Street
Lihue, HI 96766
(808) 241-4000

[TheGrandMom]

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"Robot one-upmanship is happening at an alarming pace in East Asia as the Chinese have unveiled a giant Optimus Prime in Beijing, no doubt to counter giant robots recently built by the Japanese. Is a clash of the robo-titans imminent?

The Transformers icon stands nearly 40 feet tall and weighs 6 tons. Fittingly, the head Autobot was fashioned out of recycled car parts such as engines and tires. It took five truckloads of parts to put Prime together.




The colossus dwarfs puny humans at the new Green Dream Park, located northwest of Beijing's "Bird's Nest" National Stadium used for the 2008 Olympic Games. Opening Friday, the park has environment-themed exhibits such as a super-sized reclining sofa made of recycled paper and designed to get Chinese to think green.

No doubt Prime, once junkyard detritus, fits right in. But come on, China! Do you really think you've fooled us with that one? It's clear you've continued to recklessly develop giant robot technology since we learned about your Nanjing-based project to build a full-size Transformer back in 2007.

Optimus is optimal for one thing only--countering the giant cartoon robot threat from Japan. I'm talking the giant Gundam that was built in Tokyo last year,



as well as the giant Gigantor erected in Kobe.

Too lazy to resize

Both behemoths are a full 20 feet taller than Prime, and when Gundam returns this month in Shizuoka City he'll be armed with a beam saber. That means business.

So Chinese Optimus will need more than meets the eye to roll out victorious. The only thing that could ruin this awesome battle royale is the appearance of Shia LaBeouf."

Will giant Optimus Prime battle giant Gundam? | Crave - CNET

[Feba]

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I don't mean to seem like a weeaboo, but come on; an RX-78 could take down Optimus Prime easily.

[Mhurron]

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Hm