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  • #7621
    Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

    I went to a sushi buffet, alone.

    I stuffed myself until I couldn't move anymore. (all-you-can-eat type buffet)

    I couldn't move. At all.

    When I stopped feeling dizzy, I got up, went to the bathroom, locked the door.

    Fingers down my throat. Food down the drain.

    I washed myself thoroughly.

    I ate dessert, some fruit, ice cream and mocchi.

    I payed for my food, and left.

    :D
    signatures are for pussies mew mew mew, here's mine

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    • #7622
      Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

      Originally posted by Feba View Post
      My mother is 45. She got a Tigger tattoo a couple years ago. She was not intoxicated. She is proud of it.
      I LOVE Tigger!! (Pics or it didn't happen! ) But I'd get an Eeyore tattoo myself.

      Originally posted by Balfree View Post

      Fingers down my throat. Food down the drain.

      I washed myself thoroughly.

      I ate dessert, some fruit, ice cream and mocchi.

      I payed for my food, and left.

      :D
      I hope you don't do that a lot, kiddo. Bulimia is not a good lifestyle choice.

      Otherwise.....eeeeeeewwwww going back to the table smelling of puke and ordering more food!! AND eating it with puke-mouth!! Ewwwww!
      Originally posted by Feba
      But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
      Originally posted by Taskmage
      God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
      Originally posted by DakAttack
      ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.
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      • #7623
        Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

        I wasn't smelling of puke. When you JUST ate, food just smells like food, no acids have been mixed in with it yet. And I did wash myself thoroughly and also, it was the first time I did it.

        It's because I went alone to a buffet that I ate that much... I never managed to make myself sick by eating too much. This was more like an experiment than anything else.
        signatures are for pussies mew mew mew, here's mine

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        • #7624
          Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

          An experiment in paying for all the food you can eat, just so you can intentionally throw it up.


          /americansthisiswhoourtaxdollarsarebailingout
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          • #7625
            Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

            wat
            signatures are for pussies mew mew mew, here's mine

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            • #7626
              Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

              Originally posted by Balfree View Post
              wat
              IMF
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              • #7627
                Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                International Monetary Fund?


                And, I thought Balfree lived in a country other than America.
                "All of the biggest technological inventions created by man - the airplane, the automobile, the computer - says little about his intelligence, but speaks volumes about his laziness." - Mark Kennedy
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                • #7628
                  Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                  Originally posted by Feba View Post
                  An experiment in paying for all the food you can eat, just so you can intentionally throw it up.
                  All you can eat KFC Double Downs... GO NAO!
                  {New Sig in the works}
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                  "There will come a day when the world will realize that Superman can no longer create miracles. If my name was Superman, that day would be today." 4/29/2009 - Me

                  Originally posted by Aksannyi
                  "Hello! 100+3 Leathercrafting, your materials, 5k! Mention code LTH74 for a special discount!" - they'd get blisted by everyone they sent that to.
                  Originally posted by Solymir
                  What do you have against Ants? Is iVirus some new Apple product?
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                  • #7629
                    Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                    Writing lyrics about punching bunnies is harder than you might imagine.
                    Server: Midgardsormr -> Quetzalcoatl -> Valefor
                    Occupation: Reckless Red Mage
                    Name: Drjones
                    Blog: Mediocre Mage
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                    • #7630
                      Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                      Gotta love this thread...

                      ...puking, Disney, tattoos, gorging, more puking, IMF, eating some more, and beating up bunnies within 1 page of posts....
                      Originally posted by Feba
                      But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                      Originally posted by Taskmage
                      God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                      Originally posted by DakAttack
                      ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.
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                      • #7631
                        Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread



                        Sup Balfree
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                        • #7632
                          Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                          Originally posted by DakAttack View Post
                          Sup Balfree
                          Balfree is now officially a teenage girl?

                          ---------- Post added at 10:38 PM ---------- Previous post was at 10:27 PM ----------

                          HOLY SHIT GUYS I JUST REALIZED THAT IF ARMANDO PLAYS CORSAIR WE COULD CALL HIM ARRRMANDO.

                          GUYS THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN.
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                          • #7633
                            Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                            Originally posted by Feba View Post
                            HOLY SHIT GUYS I JUST REALIZED THAT IF ARMANDO PLAYS CORSAIR WE COULD CALL HIM ARRRMANDO.
                            OMG! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I busted out laughing as we are sitting here watching the news about the tornados that leveled the city near us.
                            Originally posted by Feba
                            But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                            Originally posted by Taskmage
                            God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                            Originally posted by DakAttack
                            ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.
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                            • #7634
                              Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                              Yay for the UK budget yesterday, as usual pisses over the single non home owning males by making me £120 ($200) worse off than I already am.... + VAT is going to rise to 20% in Janurary.

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                              • #7635
                                Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                                /em *hugs* Jarre
                                Originally posted by Feba
                                But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                                Originally posted by Taskmage
                                God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                                Originally posted by DakAttack
                                ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.
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