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  • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

    Originally posted by Feba View Post
    I'm sure most of us will wait it out, rather than resort to buying DVDs.
    Ya, let's not do anything rash here people.
    I use a Mac because I'm just better than you are.

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    • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

      First you give in to buying DVDs.

      Then you give in to communism.


      Then you give in to the Nazis.

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      • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

        There is no problem that can't be ignored if we really put our minds to it.
        I use a Mac because I'm just better than you are.

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        • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

          Bathroom cleaner is my cockroach killing method of choice.
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          • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

            I prefer my booted foot :D
            Originally posted by Van Wilder
            Worrying is like a rocking chair, gives you something to do, but doesnt get you anywhere
            Originally posted by Taskmage
            No matter how far an ass travels he will never be a horse. Some people are just bad players and no amount of tools you give them will change that.
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            • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

              I can't do that, then I have roach guts on my shoe. And that also puts me too close to being able to touch the offending creature. No fucking way.
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              • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                Originally posted by Aksannyi View Post
                Bathroom cleaner is my cockroach killing method of choice.
                That's how I kill bugs too.
                I usually grab any type of chemical spray and douse it.

                The only things to withstand anything, are fruit flies or those little Nat flies... And where they came from? No idea.
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                • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                  Fruit flys come from fruit and veggies that you buy. The eggs are on it so thoroughly wash all fruit and veggies when you bring them home.

                  FYI, if I had cockroaches I'd move....no shit. I lived in a trailer with an infestation of cockroaches and rats. You had to sleep with the lights on but that didn't stop all the cockroaches from crawling on you. And we used to peg the rats with bottles as they ran across the living room for entertainment. Yay, for my childhood!
                  Originally posted by Feba
                  But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                  Originally posted by Taskmage
                  God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                  Originally posted by DakAttack
                  ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.

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                  • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                    This is Florida, it just doesn't matter where you live/work, there are roaches. And I hate them, it is one of the few things I hate about living here because I never once saw a cockroach until I moved out of Pennsylvania.

                    The roaches are only slightly less annoying than my roommates, though, so I put up with them for now. Once I move out and I no longer have roommates, cockroaches will be my #1 annoyance.
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                    • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                      TGM your childhood frightens me.
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                      • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                        Originally posted by TheGrandMom View Post
                        Fruit flys come from fruit and veggies that you buy. The eggs are on it so thoroughly wash all fruit and veggies when you bring them home.
                        I never wash my fruit or veggies.. O_O;.
                        Originally posted by Aksannyi View Post
                        This is Florida, it just doesn't matter where you live/work, there are roaches. And I hate them, it is one of the few things I hate about living here because I never once saw a cockroach until I moved out of Pennsylvania.

                        The roaches are only slightly less annoying than my roommates, though, so I put up with them for now. Once I move out and I no longer have roommates, cockroaches will be my #1 annoyance.
                        My moms house used to a have a small infestation. She called them waterbugs, but no, they were cockroaches. I was sitting on my bed one night typing away on my computer with the lights off, then all the sudden one crawled down my head over my face on to my stomach and down my leg. I freaked out!
                        Then another night, I had just gotten out of the shower, so I was sitting on my bed naked when I felt this tingly crawling sensation on my balls. So i grabbed down there and felt the little bitch in my hands so I threw it against the wall and killed the little fucker..

                        I mean killed.. I felt so violated no lie.
                        A mans strength isn't measured by the size of his muscle, but by the size of his heart.

                        it's better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass.

                        R.I.P. Dura's Moms Hard Drive. 2002-2009 Gone, but not forgotten.

                        Your family must havehad a hen farm growin', up cause you sure know how to raise a cock

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                        • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                          Originally posted by cidbahamut View Post
                          TGM your childhood frightens me.
                          Me too! lol

                          Originally posted by Pwnagraphic View Post
                          I never wash my fruit or veggies.. O_O;
                          Omg sweetie! Please wash them! Do it for me if you won't do it for yourself. Think of all the chemicals they spray on those crops. Think of all the people that handle them! You don't know if they washed their hands the last time they wiped their ass!


                          Originally posted by Pwnagraphic View Post
                          Then another night, I had just gotten out of the shower, so I was sitting on my bed naked when I felt this tingly crawling sensation on my balls. So i grabbed down there and felt the little bitch in my hands so I threw it against the wall and killed the little fucker..

                          I mean killed.. I felt so violated no lie.
                          Omg, I lol'ed! You know someone out there might actually enjoy that! lololololol
                          Originally posted by Feba
                          But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                          Originally posted by Taskmage
                          God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                          Originally posted by DakAttack
                          ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.

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                          • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                            Originally posted by Pwnagraphic View Post
                            Then another night, I had just gotten out of the shower, so I was sitting on my bed naked when I felt this tingly crawling sensation on my balls. So i grabbed down there and felt the little bitch in my hands so I threw it against the wall and killed the little fucker..

                            ..........inter-species erotica? Wow Pwn, you a kinky sumbish =P
                            Originally posted by Van Wilder
                            Worrying is like a rocking chair, gives you something to do, but doesnt get you anywhere
                            Originally posted by Taskmage
                            No matter how far an ass travels he will never be a horse. Some people are just bad players and no amount of tools you give them will change that.
                            Hexx of Quetzalcoatl - 78PLD, 90NIN, 90WAR, 90SAM, 90BLU,90THF, 90SCH,90COR
                            I'M BACK BABY!

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                            • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                              Originally posted by Pwnagraphic View Post
                              I mean killed.. I felt so violated no lie.
                              Oh god that is exactly how it is, feeling violated ... hell just the fact that one had the audacity to enter my space is violation enough. And if one even comes within a few feet of me I start to freak out, I don't know what I'd do if one actually crawled on me, I think I'd probably shower for several hours. Roaches are the most disgusting creatures on the planet.
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                              • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                                Originally posted by Aksannyi View Post
                                Roaches are the most disgusting creatures on the planet.
                                But for man.

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