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  • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

    So a little story...

    Sometimes you can't fathom how someone stupid people can be. I had one of those moments with someone today....my older sister. She got an eBook reader for Christmas and today she told me about the book she bought at the store. I said, "So explain to me why you would go to the store and buy a book when you have an eBook??" This was her reply....

    "Well it cost more on the eBook. I don't know why, I guess it was the hardcover edition."
    Originally posted by Feba
    But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
    Originally posted by Taskmage
    God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
    Originally posted by DakAttack
    ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.

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    • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

      TGM, I would thank you 5 times if I could.

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        Originally posted by Armando View Post
        TGM, I would thank you 5 times if I could.
        Didn't you used to be able to do that?

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        • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

          Originally posted by TheGrandMom View Post
          "Well it cost more on the eBook. I don't know why, I guess it was the hardcover edition."
          Amazing. How old is your older sister anyways? I thought you were like late 70's, so she must be OLD.

          I know why the ebook version costs more: Apple. They drove the prices up on ebooks and now all the other companies have to follow.
          Hume M - War lv.10 - Bastok

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            Originally posted by Cheezeman3000 View Post
            Amazing. How old is your older sister anyways? I thought you were like late 70's, so she must be OLD.
            Hate to break it to you Cheesester but I am the baby. My oldest sister is 66, the next one (which is the eBook owner) is 58, and the next one is 52.
            Originally posted by Feba
            But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
            Originally posted by Taskmage
            God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
            Originally posted by DakAttack
            ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.

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            • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

              Originally posted by TheGrandMom View Post
              Hate to break it to you Cheesester but I am the baby. My oldest sister is 66, the next one (which is the eBook owner) is 58, and the next one is 52.
              "Hate to break it to you"?

              Do you fear he will some-how be disappointed to hear that you're younger than he thought?

              Is cheesester some kind of granny-chaser +1? Latent Effect: Steals Your Rascal (activates when near the elderly)


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                Originally posted by Yygdrasil View Post
                Is cheesester some kind of granny-chaser +1? Latent Effect: Steals Your Rascal (activates when near the elderly)
                Shhhh... it's a secret....

                I was kidding TGM. I know you're not THAT old... but omg it would be so hawt if you were.
                Hume M - War lv.10 - Bastok

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                  Originally posted by Cheezeman3000 View Post
                  ... but omg it would be so hawt if you were.
                  ...disturbing.....very disturbing...

                  Originally posted by Feba
                  But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                  Originally posted by Taskmage
                  God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                  Originally posted by DakAttack
                  ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.

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                  • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                    Originally posted by TheGrandMom View Post
                    ...disturbing.....very disturbing...
                    ...can we just get back to the topic of overpriced ebooks?...
                    Hume M - War lv.10 - Bastok

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                    • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                      Originally posted by Cheezeman3000 View Post
                      They drove the prices up on ebooks and now all the other companies have to follow.
                      Uh?

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                      • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                        Ok...eBook readers...

                        When I bought my previous reader I paid over $300 for it. Now a more up to date version but still basically the same features is $200+. So I don't understand the point being made.
                        Originally posted by Feba
                        But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                        Originally posted by Taskmage
                        God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                        Originally posted by DakAttack
                        ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.

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                          Originally posted by DakAttack View Post
                          Uh?
                          Just one of many examples: Rupert Murdoch: Amazon now 'willing to renegotiate' e-book prices -- Engadget
                          Hume M - War lv.10 - Bastok

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                          • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                            Ah the actual ebooks. Well greedy publishers will always want more money. In the years I've read ebooks, I have purchased one book. So they can charge whatever they like, the people will either buy it or they won't.

                            ---------- Post added at 05:53 PM ---------- Previous post was at 05:07 PM ----------

                            So I was on my way to supper and I came across this article. After looking at the last 2 pictures, I lost my appetite. I just want to hug her....very gently!

                            Do You Really Want A Body Like Her? - aki hoshino - Kotaku
                            Originally posted by Feba
                            But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                            Originally posted by Taskmage
                            God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                            Originally posted by DakAttack
                            ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.

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                            • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                              Originally posted by TheGrandMom View Post
                              I just want to hug her...


                              OH FUCK IT'S A PREYING MANTIS

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                              • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                                Originally posted by TheGrandMom
                                A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.
                                Made my day.

                                In other news: I was successful in bid-sniping a trackball on Ebay today. Nothing like bidding during the work day and getting $50 off the retail price of a good product.
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