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  • #7171
    Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

    Originally posted by DakAttack View Post
    I'm so burned out from this new job. Working at Bethesda Softworks again. Any messages you guys want me to pass along?
    Maybe playtest your games and updates before you release them... ahhh too harsh. At least streamline your games a bit more... for instance I don't like how Fallout 3 zooms in and stops when you're picking targets, 'cause it makes battles feel clunky. Also I'd love to see their next RPG have a standard 3rd-person view that doesn't make it look like you're walking on water.

    OMG, just thought of something, if Bethesda's design team and SE's graphics team worked together on something I'd JIMP.
    Hume M - War lv.10 - Bastok
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    • #7172
      Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

      PROBLEM: Cat shedding all over your desk, including your newly cleaned computer

      SOLUTION:
      1- Restrain cat
      2- Locate a shower with a door that latches shut
      3- Turn on shower to warm temperature
      4- AFK
      5- Shut off shower
      6- Wait
      7- Clean cat!
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      • #7173
        Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

        8. Open shower door
        9. Angry cat!
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        • #7174
          Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

          Originally posted by cidbahamut View Post
          8. Open shower door
          9. Angry cat!
          I am currently on step 6.


          I will keep you informed.



          if you do not hear from me again, assume I didn't make it out alive. And BBQ, I love you. I always have, and I always will.
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          • #7175
            Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

            There is a cat that my family has sort of adopted, and therefore lives with us. We call him Nacho for various reasons, and he has the most absurd fascination with water.

            I'm not sure if this makes him significantly easier to bathe, but it's certainly funny when he jumps in the kitchen sink, hearing the water flowing through the pipes as the dishwasher is running, or something to that effect. He'll sometimes even jump in to the bathtub immediately after a shower, eyes fixated on the drain.
            Originally posted by Armando
            No one at Square Enix has heard of Occam's Razor.
            Originally posted by Armando
            Nintendo always seems to have a legion of haters at the wings ready to jump in and prop up straw men about hardware and gimmicks and casuals.
            Originally posted by Taskmage
            GOD IS MIFFED AT AMERICA

            REPENT SINNERS OR AT LEAST GIVE A NONCOMMITTAL SHRUG

            GOD IS AMBIVALENT ABOUT FURRIES

            THE END IS COMING ONE OF THESE DAYS WHEN GOD GETS AROUND TO IT
            Originally posted by Taskmage
            However much I am actually smart, I got that way by confronting how stupid I am.
            Matthew 16:15
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            • #7176
              Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

              Originally posted by Feba View Post
              I am currently on step 6.


              I will keep you informed.
              I expect a detailed report by tomorrow evening.
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              Name: Drjones
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              • #7177
                Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                Originally posted by cidbahamut View Post
                8. Open shower door
                9. Ninja Cat

                [nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcUROQL29H0"]YouTube- Kill Bill Ninja cat comes closer while not moving![/nomedia]
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                "Hello! 100+3 Leathercrafting, your materials, 5k! Mention code LTH74 for a special discount!" - they'd get blisted by everyone they sent that to.
                Originally posted by Solymir
                What do you have against Ants? Is iVirus some new Apple product?
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                • #7178
                  Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                  Originally posted by cidbahamut View Post
                  I expect a detailed report by tomorrow evening.
                  Cat is now pissed. That is probably related more to her being out all night and missing dinner. Tough break, cat.
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                  • #7179
                    Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread





                    Cost 50 cents.

                    Goodwill kicks ass.
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                    • #7180
                      Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                      My older brother had a alarm clock similar to that at my grandmother's house. Old school ftw!
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                      Originally posted by Aksannyi
                      "Hello! 100+3 Leathercrafting, your materials, 5k! Mention code LTH74 for a special discount!" - they'd get blisted by everyone they sent that to.
                      Originally posted by Solymir
                      What do you have against Ants? Is iVirus some new Apple product?
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                      • #7181
                        Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                        I fucking love thrift store shopping.
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                        • #7182
                          Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                          That looks like my dads clock.
                          A mans strength isn't measured by the size of his muscle, but by the size of his heart.

                          it's better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass.

                          R.I.P. Dura's Moms Hard Drive. 2002-2009 Gone, but not forgotten.

                          Your family must havehad a hen farm growin', up cause you sure know how to raise a cock
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                          • #7183
                            Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                            Dude I did not see the L at first.
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                            • #7184
                              Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                              Originally posted by Feba View Post




                              Cost 50 cents.

                              Goodwill kicks ass.
                              Good lord I could not stand some of the noises those clocks made while I was trying to sleep. I had to put the damn thing across the room and not on the stand next to my bed.
                              Originally posted by Feba
                              But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                              Originally posted by Taskmage
                              God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                              Originally posted by DakAttack
                              ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.
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                              • #7185
                                Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                                the flipping is actually nearly silent on this one. You can hear it if it's completely silent or you're waiting for it, but it's very quiet. Somehow, the very-quiet buzzing alarm actually managed to wake me up. If I've finally found an alarm clock that will wake me up reliably, definitely worth the 50 cents.
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