Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

[Ufgt]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

Bigwigs are people too. They still enjoy a good joke now and again. I say full steam ahead with april fools.

[Aksannyi]

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No, these are the types of bigwigs that will be glad to cut me right out of their list of employees. Talking CEOs and CVPs from the head office here.

I'm not willing to take that kind of a risk with my employment, considering how long it took me to actually secure a form of income.

[Durahansolo]

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Telling someone you gave them a disease is just being a dick.

I thought he was going after revenge. He did say it was his ex unless I read that wrong. I'm sure you would have a plan for that though Feba.

I'm not willing to take that kind of a risk with my employment, considering how long it took me to actually secure a form of income.

That's kinda how I feel about Halloween this year. We've been dressing up at work since before I got there and now we'll be getting a new Superintendent in September so I don't know how that is going to work out.

[Cheezeman3000]

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I'm not willing to take that kind of a risk with my employment, considering how long it took me to actually secure a form of income.

Do something stupid but innocent like switching around the name plates or peeing in the coffee pot.

Telling someone you gave them a disease is just being a dick.

Feba, I have a history of being a douche on April 1st. I staged a breakup. She cried. I was like LOL.

[Aksannyi]

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peeing in the coffee pot.

That is absolutely disgusting.

Okay, well one thing we were going to do, which entails the main focus of the bigwigs in question, was get into our friend's area where he works and just plaster a ton of pictures of half naked guys, like the ones you'd see in Cosmo or something, all over his wall. He's got a bunch of new equipment back there and he's going to be demonstrating all of that to them, back in that room, so hanging up a bunch of gay shit probably would be hilarious but not so much when we've got high profile company.

Yeah so that's out.

We were going to move one woman's desk completely. We were going to change one guy's cubicle so that the entrance to it was on the side of his desk and that the solid wall was on the side where he'd usually get into it from.

All this is shit that will take time to set up, time we would have used after work tomorrow, but also shit that would take a good while to set back to where it should be. We start work at 7, the guy with whom I was planning to pull the pranks starts at 10, and the bigwigs will be in around 1. Factor in the fact that we also will have actual work to do, it's just not going to work out to do things like that.

So now I've got to come up with a bunch of little shit that won't cause major ruckus (was going to give the QC people a big stack of paperwork all done up, but every single page blank), just to have the spirit of the day but so that we won't end up in the unemployment line.

[Feba]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

Do something stupid but innocent like switching around the name plates or peeing in the coffee pot.

Feba, I have a history of being a douche on April 1st. I staged a breakup. She cried. I was like LOL.

You suck at April Fools. Stop trying.

[Durahansolo]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

We were going to move one woman's desk completely.

stupid but innocent

I don't think peeing in the coffee pot would be innocent.

[Aksannyi]

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If that's a pic from The Office, sorry, I have not ever and will never watch that show. So I don't get the joke.

[Feba]

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If that's a pic from The Office, sorry, I have not ever and will never watch that show. So I don't get the joke.

Office Space you son of a bitch.

[Durahansolo]

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If that's a pic from The Office...

This pic just isn't big enough

Its from the movie Office Space there is a difference. You only need to watch the first two scenes to get the joke.
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8CrvGndKzE"]YouTube- Office Space - Milton Swingline Stapler scenes[/ame]

[TheGrandMom]

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That's kinda how I feel about Halloween this year. We've been dressing up at work since before I got there and now we'll be getting a new Superintendent in September so I don't know how that is going to work out.

Oh hell no! I enjoy the pictures you post of the office party after Halloween!

[Aksannyi]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

Its from the movie Office Space there is a difference.

Oh well, either way, I did not get the joke.

[Ufgt]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

hahaha.

How can you not know that's from Office Space?

Also, whats wrong with The Office? It's some funny shit, especially if you work in a cubicle.

[Aksannyi]

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Also, my sound card has been broken for months, and it's integrated so you know that means I'll never fix it. So ... no YouTube.

I honestly don't find The Office funny.

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Fuck, got some shit to do before it gets dark. Be back later.

[Durahansolo]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

Also, my sound card has been broken for months, and it's integrated so you know that means I'll never fix it. So ... no YouTube.

Damn...I tried though