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  • #6361
    Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

    Originally posted by Balfree View Post
    IS NO ONE BOTHERED BY THE FISH THAT SWIMS UP YOUR URETHRA?
    As long as Dura is a ground based pokemon, you will never see him near any type of water. Thus I am not worried.
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    Originally posted by Aksannyi
    "Hello! 100+3 Leathercrafting, your materials, 5k! Mention code LTH74 for a special discount!" - they'd get blisted by everyone they sent that to.
    Originally posted by Solymir
    What do you have against Ants? Is iVirus some new Apple product?
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    • #6362
      Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

      Originally posted by Balfree View Post
      IS NO ONE BOTHERED BY THE FISH THAT SWIMS UP YOUR URETHRA?
      Old news.
      I use a Mac because I'm just better than you are.

      HTTP Error 418 - I'm A Teapot - The resulting entity body MAY be short and stout.

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      • #6363
        Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

        Now that i think about it a little more, who the hell has an urethra that spacious for a fish to fit in there?

        Probably some circus performer.
        signatures are for pussies mew mew mew, here's mine

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        • #6364
          Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

          The one actual case was from the 80's I think. The fish is very skinny.. at least the size of a pencil. And I agree with Balf.. How the hell did that fish get up that guys woohoo hole???
          A mans strength isn't measured by the size of his muscle, but by the size of his heart.

          it's better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass.

          R.I.P. Dura's Moms Hard Drive. 2002-2009 Gone, but not forgotten.

          Your family must havehad a hen farm growin', up cause you sure know how to raise a cock
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          • #6365
            Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

            ... woo hoo ... hole

            what is so woohoo about that hole

            nothing woohooish about that hole
            signatures are for pussies mew mew mew, here's mine

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            • #6366
              Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

              I've been failing horribly today lol. Got home and was playing Mass Effect which kept crashing. Eventually I took the game out thinking it was the game then the 360 crashed and then I got the RROh (Red Ring of Overheat). Apparently ever since I've had my 360, my power brick has been upside down and when I checked it today one of the vents was full of dust . I'm gonna assume that was the problem.

              Just installed Windows 7 on the laptop...Man I was just getting used to vista.
              Last edited by Durahansolo; 12-23-2009, 09:46 PM.
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              Originally posted by Aksannyi
              "Hello! 100+3 Leathercrafting, your materials, 5k! Mention code LTH74 for a special discount!" - they'd get blisted by everyone they sent that to.
              Originally posted by Solymir
              What do you have against Ants? Is iVirus some new Apple product?
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              • #6367
                Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                Originally posted by Balfree View Post
                IS NO ONE BOTHERED BY THE FISH THAT SWIMS UP YOUR URETHRA?

                OMG
                lololololololol Bal, you'd have live with the natives in a lioncloth and pee in the river in order to get one stuck up there......and the natives do not have broadband!
                Originally posted by Feba
                But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                Originally posted by Taskmage
                God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                Originally posted by DakAttack
                ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.
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                • #6368
                  Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                  [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-qaMXZ_l70"]YouTube- Man marries video game character[/ame]
                  There are painters who transform the sun into a yellow spot,
                  but there are others who with the help of their art and their intelligence
                  transform a yellow spot into the sun.
                  - Pablo Picasso
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                  • #6369
                    Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                    Originally posted by Jei View Post
                    YouTube- Man marries video game character
                    A friend of mine is in Japan right now. I told him that if he sees sal9000 to take his DS and Run. Would that be theft or kidnapping?
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                    Originally posted by Aksannyi
                    "Hello! 100+3 Leathercrafting, your materials, 5k! Mention code LTH74 for a special discount!" - they'd get blisted by everyone they sent that to.
                    Originally posted by Solymir
                    What do you have against Ants? Is iVirus some new Apple product?
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                    • #6370
                      Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                      Originally posted by Balfree View Post
                      ... woo hoo ... hole

                      what is so woohoo about that hole

                      nothing woohooish about that hole
                      You never had a woohoo moment with your woohoo? You're just not livin' brotha.

                      ---------- Post added at 11:04 AM ---------- Previous post was at 11:00 AM ----------

                      P.S. Sal9000 won't ever have a woohoo moment... ever.
                      A mans strength isn't measured by the size of his muscle, but by the size of his heart.

                      it's better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass.

                      R.I.P. Dura's Moms Hard Drive. 2002-2009 Gone, but not forgotten.

                      Your family must havehad a hen farm growin', up cause you sure know how to raise a cock
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                      • #6371
                        Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                        Not with my urethra unless you're talking about peeing.
                        signatures are for pussies mew mew mew, here's mine

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                        • #6372
                          Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                          Well there's your woohoo.. then the hole on your woohoo.. Kinda like this description
                          Woohoo

                          If you see where the pointer iis on part 73, that points right above the woohoo hole on the woohoo.. The woohoo is one mass..
                          A mans strength isn't measured by the size of his muscle, but by the size of his heart.

                          it's better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass.

                          R.I.P. Dura's Moms Hard Drive. 2002-2009 Gone, but not forgotten.

                          Your family must havehad a hen farm growin', up cause you sure know how to raise a cock
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                          • #6373
                            Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                            Balfree's Geddan avatar is win!

                            Originally posted by Pwnagraphic View Post
                            woohoo
                            [nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSbBvKaM6sk"]YouTube- Blur - Song 2[/nomedia]
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                            Originally posted by Aksannyi
                            "Hello! 100+3 Leathercrafting, your materials, 5k! Mention code LTH74 for a special discount!" - they'd get blisted by everyone they sent that to.
                            Originally posted by Solymir
                            What do you have against Ants? Is iVirus some new Apple product?
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                            • #6374
                              Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                              Ok so I thought this snow would stop by now since this is Texas and the last heavy snowfall we had was like in 99 or 2000.. It hasen't.. We're moving to a new apartment and had to go get boxes and that's when old man winter unleashed the fury of his wrath.. There was cars spinning out on the highway in front of me even though we were going about 30 mph or less.. wind blowin' at like 30 mph! snow hitting my face cause I had to get out of the car to de-ice the windshield whiper.. it was mad insane..
                              A mans strength isn't measured by the size of his muscle, but by the size of his heart.

                              it's better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass.

                              R.I.P. Dura's Moms Hard Drive. 2002-2009 Gone, but not forgotten.

                              Your family must havehad a hen farm growin', up cause you sure know how to raise a cock
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                              • #6375
                                Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                                hahaha


                                Everyone loves a WHM
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