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  • #5986
    Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

    Around here your job sounds soo much more interesting than mine... or most. I'm all "Yeah I'm in Logistics". Most people say" what's that?". Then I say I get stuff moved from point A to point B, mostly importing cargo. However, my industry is crashing because of the automotive crash and I'm looking to change industries.
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    Tihs Msseage Connat Be Raed By Nromal Huamn Biegns. Pelsae Ntoify Yuor Firedns Taht If Tehy Can Raed Tihs, Taht Tehy Aenr't Namrol...Cnovrresly, Atmpetnig To Raed Tihs Msasege At Nmaorl Pcae And Bineg Albe To, Cna't be Namrol Etiehr...If Yor'ue Albe To Raed Tihs, Tehn Mybae Yur'oe Not Nrmaol.
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    • #5987
      Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

      My fiancés friend owns one of those businesses.. But he moved his to Argentina . Don't know why though.
      A mans strength isn't measured by the size of his muscle, but by the size of his heart.

      it's better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass.

      R.I.P. Dura's Moms Hard Drive. 2002-2009 Gone, but not forgotten.

      Your family must havehad a hen farm growin', up cause you sure know how to raise a cock
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      • #5988
        Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

        Your opinion about this comic series matters not. This particular strip is win:

        Originally posted by Armando
        No one at Square Enix has heard of Occam's Razor.
        Originally posted by Armando
        Nintendo always seems to have a legion of haters at the wings ready to jump in and prop up straw men about hardware and gimmicks and casuals.
        Originally posted by Taskmage
        GOD IS MIFFED AT AMERICA

        REPENT SINNERS OR AT LEAST GIVE A NONCOMMITTAL SHRUG

        GOD IS AMBIVALENT ABOUT FURRIES

        THE END IS COMING ONE OF THESE DAYS WHEN GOD GETS AROUND TO IT
        Originally posted by Taskmage
        However much I am actually smart, I got that way by confronting how stupid I am.
        Matthew 16:15
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        • #5989
          Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

          Personally I think vampire romances are more like women who are so mesmerized by men that don't work and suck the life out of them. I mean his lazy ass lays around all day or is "out with the boys" and he does absolutely nothing to contribute to anything but yet they still "love" him..........HOW!? Did you have a leukotomy or what?
          Originally posted by Feba
          But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
          Originally posted by Taskmage
          God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
          Originally posted by DakAttack
          ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.
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          • #5990
            Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

            But theyre vampires and theyre cool!

            signatures are for pussies mew mew mew, here's mine

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            • #5991
              Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

              Originally posted by TheGrandMom View Post
              I mean his lazy ass lays around all day or is "out with the boys" and he does absolutely nothing to contribute to anything but yet they still "love" him..........HOW!?
              The same way men love women that do the same thing.

              Laziness knows no gender.
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              • #5992
                Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                Originally posted by Feba View Post
                Laziness knows no gender
                But does it know race? Hmm..
                A mans strength isn't measured by the size of his muscle, but by the size of his heart.

                it's better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass.

                R.I.P. Dura's Moms Hard Drive. 2002-2009 Gone, but not forgotten.

                Your family must havehad a hen farm growin', up cause you sure know how to raise a cock
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                • #5993
                  Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                  Originally posted by Pwnagraphic View Post
                  But does it know race? Hmm..
                  Speaking as a half-white, half-latino, possibly slightly black dude, no, it does not.

                  And trust me, Asians are no exception.
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                  • #5994
                    Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                    Originally posted by Feba View Post
                    The same way men love women that do the same thing.

                    Laziness knows no gender.
                    Sorry Feebs, I am a woman and we generally talk about men and I'm sure vice versa. lol


                    But speaking of women that do this, I do have a cousin thats a piece of work. She is THIRTY NINE and still lives at home with her mother. There is this guy that lives nearby and is a friend of the family that she dated and recently broke up with. This is the second time she's done this to him. She works for a while and ends up losing the job and then collects unemployment. (Current time on unemployment is about 2 years and it ends Jan 1....unless they extend it again.) Well she hooked up with this guy twice and both times she uses him to take her places and do things with her because its summer and she's bored and doesn't have the money to do it herself. (She smokes 2 packs a day and that costs her $15 so shes constantly broke.) Then when fall hits.....BOOM she drops him like a hot potato. To top it off, this guy has absolutely NO family and she's done this right before the holiday season both times.

                    So she recently broke up with him (AND they were engaged!!) and is selling off all the stuff he bought her.....like 3 days after breaking up because she needs money. Ya she's a class act. So I told her that we were worried about her because if her mother dies what is she going to do? She has no education and a medical condition that needs to be maintained (mild Tourette's Syndrome). She said that if her mom would die and she needed a place to stay that the guy she screwed over twice would let her rent a room at his house. DOT DOT DOT To top it off, she isn't pretty or have a body to die for so I don't get where she thinks she can just charm this guy into doing shit for her AGAIN! I need to have a talk with this man...
                    Originally posted by Feba
                    But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                    Originally posted by Taskmage
                    God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                    Originally posted by DakAttack
                    ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.
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                    • #5995
                      Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                      Telling our relatives they're worthless is pretty hard. But it can also be rather fulfilling.



                      Then again, I'm thinking TGM has the technique down pat. She seems to have a lot of these.
                      "And if he left off dreaming about you, where do you suppose you'd be?"
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                      • #5996
                        Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                        LOL Lmnop Actually I got my ass in a world of hurt for being rather blunt with my family. My mother used the "before I die I want you to patch things up..." arguement so I finally made peace with people. Now I keep my comments and opinions to myself pretty much.....I'm not perfect...one or two slip out on occasion. lol But now my mother wants me off Facebook because my alcoholic cousin gets on at 2 am and makes comments that are racist and just absolutely in the poorest taste possible and pisses everyone off. (Not to mention his spelling is atrocious and I commented that I should wrap up a dictionary for him for Christmas.....but again I'd start trouble...) Yes, she wants ME off because I won't stand for his comments on my Facebook and I delete them which then he cries to people and it gets back to my mother and then its all MY fault.

                        Ohhhhh the f**king stories I could tell you about my family! They would make you embrace yours and be glad you have them.
                        Originally posted by Feba
                        But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                        Originally posted by Taskmage
                        God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                        Originally posted by DakAttack
                        ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.
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                        • #5997
                          Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                          My mother and I stopped talking to each other two years ago.

                          Life is so, so much better now.
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                          • #5998
                            Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                            Ouch. This thread took a depressing turn. Makes me feel kinda' bad about having a good marriage and happy family...
                            I'm a rookie explorer on Hades server (named Madjo). Say hello some time!
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                            • #5999
                              Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                              Originally posted by Madjo View Post
                              Ouch. This thread took a depressing turn. Makes me feel kinda' bad about having a good marriage and happy family...
                              Then Stop Bragging! j/k
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                              Originally posted by Aksannyi
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                              Originally posted by Solymir
                              What do you have against Ants? Is iVirus some new Apple product?
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                              • #6000
                                Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                                This is what happens when you do last minute Halloween Costume shopping at walmart. You get stuck with children costumes.

                                Ages 10-12


                                Mobilize!


                                Oh yeah.


                                Transformers gang bang
                                A mans strength isn't measured by the size of his muscle, but by the size of his heart.

                                it's better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass.

                                R.I.P. Dura's Moms Hard Drive. 2002-2009 Gone, but not forgotten.

                                Your family must havehad a hen farm growin', up cause you sure know how to raise a cock
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