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  • #5881
    Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

    Originally posted by Akashimo View Post
    Non-feba advice please~
    do a barrel roll
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    • #5882
      Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

      get job in restaurant
      find lady who likes man who washing dishes in the back
      pretending love lady long time for sexual relief
      get baby DING
      pay bills with child support, forget dishes
      find other sexy lady buy her drink with money say ure rich
      go hoem play Korean Free MMOs
      wash hands before meeting new lady again tonight
      dishwasher lover lady find out! uh oh!
      beat her up with a pole
      live in trailer with sexy lady and bastard child
      ????????????
      signatures are for pussies mew mew mew, here's mine

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      • #5883
        Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

        Originally posted by Balfree View Post
        live in trailer with sexy lady and bastard child
        ????????????
        Profit!

        Yesterday I was successfully able to put the contacts in and take them back out. Compared to last week when I went for my first appointment, this feat should've warranted me some XBL Achievement Points.
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        "There will come a day when the world will realize that Superman can no longer create miracles. If my name was Superman, that day would be today." 4/29/2009 - Me

        Originally posted by Aksannyi
        "Hello! 100+3 Leathercrafting, your materials, 5k! Mention code LTH74 for a special discount!" - they'd get blisted by everyone they sent that to.
        Originally posted by Solymir
        What do you have against Ants? Is iVirus some new Apple product?
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        • #5884
          Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

          If you were using your Xbox to put them in that might explain why it didn't go so well the first few attempts.
          Server: Midgardsormr -> Quetzalcoatl -> Valefor
          Occupation: Reckless Red Mage
          Name: Drjones
          Blog: Mediocre Mage
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          • #5885
            Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

            Originally posted by cidbahamut View Post
            If you were using your Xbox to put them in that might explain why it didn't go so well the first few attempts.
            I tried using the wiimote the first time, and for some reason it was not compatible with my eye.
            {New Sig in the works}
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            "There will come a day when the world will realize that Superman can no longer create miracles. If my name was Superman, that day would be today." 4/29/2009 - Me

            Originally posted by Aksannyi
            "Hello! 100+3 Leathercrafting, your materials, 5k! Mention code LTH74 for a special discount!" - they'd get blisted by everyone they sent that to.
            Originally posted by Solymir
            What do you have against Ants? Is iVirus some new Apple product?
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            • #5886
              Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

              Originally posted by Durahansolo View Post
              I tried using the wiimote the first time, and for some reason it was not compatible with my eye.
              A mans strength isn't measured by the size of his muscle, but by the size of his heart.

              it's better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass.

              R.I.P. Dura's Moms Hard Drive. 2002-2009 Gone, but not forgotten.

              Your family must havehad a hen farm growin', up cause you sure know how to raise a cock
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              • #5887
                Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                Originally posted by Pwnagraphic View Post
                I saw a Mu La Flaga facepalm in there, nice one.
                {New Sig in the works}
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                "There will come a day when the world will realize that Superman can no longer create miracles. If my name was Superman, that day would be today." 4/29/2009 - Me

                Originally posted by Aksannyi
                "Hello! 100+3 Leathercrafting, your materials, 5k! Mention code LTH74 for a special discount!" - they'd get blisted by everyone they sent that to.
                Originally posted by Solymir
                What do you have against Ants? Is iVirus some new Apple product?
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                • #5888
                  Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                  I just found out about this movie yesterday. I can't wait to see it.

                  [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SreufFevUSw"]YouTube - 'Men Who Stare at Goats' Trailer HD[/ame]
                  "And if he left off dreaming about you, where do you suppose you'd be?"
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                  • #5889
                    Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                    Originally posted by Durahansolo View Post
                    I saw a Mu La Flaga facepalm in there, nice one.
                    *nods*
                    A mans strength isn't measured by the size of his muscle, but by the size of his heart.

                    it's better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass.

                    R.I.P. Dura's Moms Hard Drive. 2002-2009 Gone, but not forgotten.

                    Your family must havehad a hen farm growin', up cause you sure know how to raise a cock
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                    • #5890
                      Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                      I WANT MOAR FFXIV INFO OMFGGGGG GOD DAMNIT
                      signatures are for pussies mew mew mew, here's mine

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                      • #5891
                        Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                        Originally posted by Akashimo View Post
                        @_@ so coming up to my 21st soon, and I haven't a clue where or what I wanna do with me life D: Or for that matter what i'll do when ffxi keels over.

                        Non-feba advice please~
                        Sweetie I think you have an idea deep down in there. We all usually know the answer to the question but sometimes we don't want to face it for various reasons.
                        Originally posted by Feba
                        But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                        Originally posted by Taskmage
                        God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                        Originally posted by DakAttack
                        ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.
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                        • #5892
                          Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                          While TGM is right, being a male prostitute isn't as fabulous as it seems. Maybe you should think longer on alternatives.
                          "And if he left off dreaming about you, where do you suppose you'd be?"
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                          • #5893
                            Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                            Originally posted by Lmnop View Post
                            While TGM is right, being a male prostitute isn't as fabulous as it seems.
                            Speaking from personal experience??



                            Originally posted by Feba
                            But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                            Originally posted by Taskmage
                            God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                            Originally posted by DakAttack
                            ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.
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                            • #5894
                              Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                              Originally posted by TheGrandMom View Post
                              Sweetie I think you have an idea deep down in there. We all usually know the answer to the question but sometimes we don't want to face it for various reasons.
                              Simple my answer is an impossible probability in life! That and I'm not too fond on the idea to do anything that requires investing into higher education after my failtastic year last year. And any career path I think of isn't appealing to actually put investments into succeeding.
                              Adventures of Akashimo Hakubi & Nekoai Nanashi


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                              • #5895
                                Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                                Originally posted by Akashimo View Post
                                Simple my answer is an impossible probability in life! That and I'm not too fond on the idea to do anything that requires investing into higher education after my failtastic year last year. And any career path I think of isn't appealing to actually put investments into succeeding.
                                Then... invest in... the market?
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