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  • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

    Ha yep lol. Isnt that Hikki chick really a dude?
    A mans strength isn't measured by the size of his muscle, but by the size of his heart.

    it's better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass.

    R.I.P. Dura's Moms Hard Drive. 2002-2009 Gone, but not forgotten.

    Your family must havehad a hen farm growin', up cause you sure know how to raise a cock

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    • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

      Originally posted by Pwnagraphic View Post
      Isnt that Hikki chick really a dude?
      No. Fucking google it etc.


      Honestly, you shouldn't. There's nothing that can good from seeing the proof to the contrary.

      The important part is that Feba isn't Asian, or a horse.

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      • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

        I'm too lazy.
        A mans strength isn't measured by the size of his muscle, but by the size of his heart.

        it's better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass.

        R.I.P. Dura's Moms Hard Drive. 2002-2009 Gone, but not forgotten.

        Your family must havehad a hen farm growin', up cause you sure know how to raise a cock

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        • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

          Originally posted by Feba View Post
          There's nothing that can good from seeing the proof to the contrary.
          uhhh
          Callysto of RamuhCaithsith - 75 RDM / BRD / COR / PLD / WAR / SCH / DRK

          Formerly Callisto of Ramuh. | Retired 5.28.10

          Callisto Broadwurst of Palamecia

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          • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

            [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUM00No_UDM"]YouTube - Lemoned I Scream 初音ミク (MIKU-HATSUNE)[/ame]

            One day, I was walking down the street
            Looking for anything, any surprise
            Feel like a treasure game on a rainy day
            then it happened suddenly, I saw, I saw
            And then it was falling down onto my feet
            Then, you know, it got something spikey head
            And I gonna touch it, I got the pain
            fingers painted in blood, I feel so fine
            Nobody can find out but I knew, I saw
            I don't care if nobody can love it, oh yeah
            I got a feeling in my arm, it's a lemon
            lemon, lemonED I scream


            thank you miku, thank you

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            • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

              An escaped convict, imprisoned for 1st degree murder, had spent 25 years of his life sentence in prison. While on the run, he broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. He tied the man to a chair on one side of the room and his wife on the bed. He got on the bed right over the woman, and it appeared he was kissing her neck. Suddenly he got up and left the room. 

              As soon as possible the husband made his way across the room to his bride, his chair in tow, and whispered, "Honey this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw him kissing on your neck and then he left in a hurry. Just cooperate and do anything he wants.  If he wants to have sex with you, and just go along with it and pretend you like it. Whatever you do don't fight him or make him mad. Our lives depend on it!  Be strong and I love you."

              After spitting out the gag in her mouth, the half naked wife says: "Dear, I'm so relieved you feel that way. You're right, he hasn't seen a woman in years, but he wasn't kissing my neck....He was whispering in my ear. He said he thinks you're really cute and asked if we kept the Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong and I love you, too."
              Last edited by TheGrandMom; 10-06-2009, 08:57 PM. Reason: fixed weirdage
              A mans strength isn't measured by the size of his muscle, but by the size of his heart.

              it's better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass.

              R.I.P. Dura's Moms Hard Drive. 2002-2009 Gone, but not forgotten.

              Your family must havehad a hen farm growin', up cause you sure know how to raise a cock

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                • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                  Ha haaaa..

                  Whoa that post was all jacked up.. Posting from the iphone is a bitch >.<
                  A mans strength isn't measured by the size of his muscle, but by the size of his heart.

                  it's better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass.

                  R.I.P. Dura's Moms Hard Drive. 2002-2009 Gone, but not forgotten.

                  Your family must havehad a hen farm growin', up cause you sure know how to raise a cock

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                  • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                    i founde febz

                    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BVvNE78lyc"]YouTube - Me singing Should've Said No by Taylor Swift[/ame]

                    godmode is 4:39
                    signatures are for pussies mew mew mew, here's mine

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                    • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                      That is SO my daughter! She thinks she can sing and would rape my eardrums for hours with her squawking.
                      Originally posted by Feba
                      But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                      Originally posted by Taskmage
                      God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                      Originally posted by DakAttack
                      ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.

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                      • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                        I'm not falling for that.
                        Callysto of RamuhCaithsith - 75 RDM / BRD / COR / PLD / WAR / SCH / DRK

                        Formerly Callisto of Ramuh. | Retired 5.28.10

                        Callisto Broadwurst of Palamecia

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                        • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                          its all "derp derp derp" really
                          signatures are for pussies mew mew mew, here's mine

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                          • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                            [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mrmp2EaVChI"]YouTube - Jordan Rudess' Haken Continuum![/ame]

                            In completely unrelated subjects!

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                            • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                              What instrument is that o.O

                              ---------- Post added at 02:08 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:07 PM ----------

                              Haken Audio - Continuum Overview

                              Full Size Continuum $5290.00

                              Fuckle thate
                              signatures are for pussies mew mew mew, here's mine

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                              • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                                Originally posted by Pwnagraphic View Post
                                Whoa that post was all jacked up.. Posting from the iphone is a bitch >.<
                                lol. I'm surprised Feba's screenshot wasn't a mouse cursor pointing to the "Add Pwnagraphic to Your Ignore List."
                                {New Sig in the works}
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                                "There will come a day when the world will realize that Superman can no longer create miracles. If my name was Superman, that day would be today." 4/29/2009 - Me

                                Originally posted by Aksannyi
                                "Hello! 100+3 Leathercrafting, your materials, 5k! Mention code LTH74 for a special discount!" - they'd get blisted by everyone they sent that to.
                                Originally posted by Solymir
                                What do you have against Ants? Is iVirus some new Apple product?

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