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  • #5431
    Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

    There's nothing natural about Viagra.

    Quick Viagra fact: it doesn't just give you boners, it dilates your blood vessels thus allowing them to carry more oxygen to your hoohoodilly, but that increase in oxygen is useful all over your body so it's often used by athletes as a blood-doper.
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    • #5432
      Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

      I have never heard of this.. A lot of people I know use Nitric Oxide for that.. Not viagra..
      A mans strength isn't measured by the size of his muscle, but by the size of his heart.

      it's better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass.

      R.I.P. Dura's Moms Hard Drive. 2002-2009 Gone, but not forgotten.

      Your family must havehad a hen farm growin', up cause you sure know how to raise a cock
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      • #5433
        Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread



        Pwned.
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        • #5434
          Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

          Originally posted by Aksannyi View Post
          Pwned.
          LMAO!!!

          Yeah, there are just some things that should be on facebook in private notes rather than on somebody's wall. The funny thing is that most of those posts are in the same hour.
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          Originally posted by Aksannyi
          "Hello! 100+3 Leathercrafting, your materials, 5k! Mention code LTH74 for a special discount!" - they'd get blisted by everyone they sent that to.
          Originally posted by Solymir
          What do you have against Ants? Is iVirus some new Apple product?
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          • #5435
            Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

            Lol wow.. But why was she on his friends?
            A mans strength isn't measured by the size of his muscle, but by the size of his heart.

            it's better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass.

            R.I.P. Dura's Moms Hard Drive. 2002-2009 Gone, but not forgotten.

            Your family must havehad a hen farm growin', up cause you sure know how to raise a cock
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            • #5436
              Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

              Hell if I know, I don't use Facebook. Someone posted that in BG's Random Image thread.
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              • #5437
                Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                Originally posted by Pwnagraphic View Post
                Lol wow.. But why was she on his friends?
                Maybe he is one of those people that adds anybody like some people do lol. One of my coworkers was looking through her husband's myspace, and realized that he had just been adding random people. He had pretty much all of those spam strippers/models that used to try to get on your friendlist.
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                "There will come a day when the world will realize that Superman can no longer create miracles. If my name was Superman, that day would be today." 4/29/2009 - Me

                Originally posted by Aksannyi
                "Hello! 100+3 Leathercrafting, your materials, 5k! Mention code LTH74 for a special discount!" - they'd get blisted by everyone they sent that to.
                Originally posted by Solymir
                What do you have against Ants? Is iVirus some new Apple product?
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                • #5438
                  Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                  That's cause he's a horny freak that thought they were real girls.
                  A mans strength isn't measured by the size of his muscle, but by the size of his heart.

                  it's better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass.

                  R.I.P. Dura's Moms Hard Drive. 2002-2009 Gone, but not forgotten.

                  Your family must havehad a hen farm growin', up cause you sure know how to raise a cock
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                  • #5439
                    Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                    Originally posted by Pwnagraphic View Post
                    That's cause he's a horny freak that thought they were real girls.
                    More like "That's because he had never used a social networking website and didn't know any better." The guy is a local celebrity who used to play pro basketball so he has quite a few friends on Myspace since he was just adding a bunch of friends and fans. I'm pretty sure that he thought they were real people who were fans of his lmao.
                    {New Sig in the works}
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                    "There will come a day when the world will realize that Superman can no longer create miracles. If my name was Superman, that day would be today." 4/29/2009 - Me

                    Originally posted by Aksannyi
                    "Hello! 100+3 Leathercrafting, your materials, 5k! Mention code LTH74 for a special discount!" - they'd get blisted by everyone they sent that to.
                    Originally posted by Solymir
                    What do you have against Ants? Is iVirus some new Apple product?
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                    • #5440
                      Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                      Or that lol.
                      A mans strength isn't measured by the size of his muscle, but by the size of his heart.

                      it's better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass.

                      R.I.P. Dura's Moms Hard Drive. 2002-2009 Gone, but not forgotten.

                      Your family must havehad a hen farm growin', up cause you sure know how to raise a cock
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                      • #5441
                        Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                        Never seen anyone go from 0% to death this fast.
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                        Related to the above:
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                        • #5442
                          Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                          I wonder what was going through that goats mind as it was falling to its death.
                          A mans strength isn't measured by the size of his muscle, but by the size of his heart.

                          it's better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass.

                          R.I.P. Dura's Moms Hard Drive. 2002-2009 Gone, but not forgotten.

                          Your family must havehad a hen farm growin', up cause you sure know how to raise a cock
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                          • #5443
                            Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                            Originally posted by Pwnagraphic View Post
                            Lol wow.. But why was she on his friends?
                            It's funny but its fake.
                            Originally posted by Feba
                            But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                            Originally posted by Taskmage
                            God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                            Originally posted by DakAttack
                            ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.
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                            • #5444
                              Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                              Ahh yes, "A day in the life of Dura" is on TV, the saga continues...

                              Yesterday I left work and about 5 mins after I left, my car threw a belt. The car went dead and I coasted into a nearby corner store. After I got there I realized my cellphone was dead, so I decided to quest for a payphone. I put my lfp flag up as I walked a mile down the road to a gas station that I knew had a phone. As the cars passed me, they realized I was /anon so I didn't get a invite. Got to the gas station and tried to {Call for Help}, unfortunately nobody was at home. I ended calling a friend's dad that lives up the street from us, and asking him to see if my dad was in the back yard working on his old car that he's been restoring. Of course he was back there, so my dad jumped in the car and came to the rescue. By the time he got there, I had just made my way back to the car. He attempted to fix it, but {Raise} failed to activate. We ended up calling for a BLM Tow Truck to {Tractor} me home. I didn't get home until 8:00 last night lmao.

                              FF IRL NO WAI!
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                              "There will come a day when the world will realize that Superman can no longer create miracles. If my name was Superman, that day would be today." 4/29/2009 - Me

                              Originally posted by Aksannyi
                              "Hello! 100+3 Leathercrafting, your materials, 5k! Mention code LTH74 for a special discount!" - they'd get blisted by everyone they sent that to.
                              Originally posted by Solymir
                              What do you have against Ants? Is iVirus some new Apple product?
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                              • #5445
                                Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                                And this is exactly what I'm talking about when I complain about timesinks. SE really needs to plan their quests better.



                                Although next time you'll probably remember to charge your Linkshell pearl before you leave your Mog House.



                                PS > /comfort
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