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  • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

    Mexican Coke and Dublin Dr Pepper are good too. My employer went militantly anti-fructose so out fridge at work is now stocked with all three.
    lagolakshmi on Guildwork :: Lago Aletheia on Lodestone

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    • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

      1- Uh, so you have elections. That is nice I guess? It's as possible to have a democratic tyranny as it is to have an autocratic utopia. Heck, your example of the BNP is great, it's just as easy for Nazis, or Hamas, or any other atrocious group to rise to power through an evil populace as it is for a good man to be a dictator.

      2-

      Soak that in for a minute.

      Now, that's bad, but it's not that strange.

      What is strange is where I found it.

      Not failblog.

      Not some random internet forum.

      On my local news website.


      seriously what.

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      • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

        Halo 3: ODST isn't looking so great. It seems to be a four player coop mystery game played out through the exploration of New Mombasa as a rookie ODST who has flashbacks belonging to his team members? It's an odd direction to go in. ODSTs are basically Spartans without all the stuff that makes them Spartans. They can't dual wield, they don't have rechargeable shields, they can't jump high, and they can run very fast. It does seem that they can run and jump while firing their weapons thanks to a moderate amount of aim-assist. Seems like they simply changed a few variables and attempted a new fashion of story-telling.

        On a related note, why can't those Covenant drop ships land? Why does everybody have to jump off like that? I bet they'd do a lot better without the instant leg trauma.

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        • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

          Originally posted by Feba View Post
          I'm mocking your dialect
          You know, with the way he types I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't notice.

          Originally posted by Feba View Post
          Soak that in for a minute.
          You know, it's not the graphic image that's disturbing me, so much as the whole emphasis on "Easy Prey." Needs more context, that we'll ultimately never have due to it originating from teh failblag.

          I just want to know, what, exactly, is checking EP to whom?
          Originally posted by Armando
          No one at Square Enix has heard of Occam's Razor.
          Originally posted by Armando
          Nintendo always seems to have a legion of haters at the wings ready to jump in and prop up straw men about hardware and gimmicks and casuals.
          Originally posted by Taskmage
          GOD IS MIFFED AT AMERICA

          REPENT SINNERS OR AT LEAST GIVE A NONCOMMITTAL SHRUG

          GOD IS AMBIVALENT ABOUT FURRIES

          THE END IS COMING ONE OF THESE DAYS WHEN GOD GETS AROUND TO IT
          Originally posted by Taskmage
          However much I am actually smart, I got that way by confronting how stupid I am.
          Matthew 16:15

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          • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

            I have thick skin, most of the time insults and the like just fly over my head without a single flinch. If I wasn't outnumbered by yanks, I could really go to town with the insults lol not many europeans here to back me up and less about teh typing YM I am dislexic so it makes it harder to make sense sometimes.

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            • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

              Originally posted by Jarre View Post
              If I wasn't outnumbered by yanks, I could really go to town with the insults lol not many europeans here to back me up
              The key to survival in this case is bare-faced arrogance, which is why I do so well.

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              • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                Surfing around I found this article of a teen who trashed a roommates place and tossed a kitten in the oven. Bronx teen confesses to roasting kitten
                Honestly, I'm just in shock. How could someone do such acts and rub it off as a joke? Or am I that naive to think people are above senseless acts and reasoning?
                Adventures of Akashimo Hakubi & Nekoai Nanashi


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                • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                  Sick....

                  "Cherry was charged with aggravated cruelty to animals, burglary, arson, reckless endangerment and criminal mischief. She was released to the custody of her mother."

                  And I thought you had a good justice system over there. Theirs to many fucked up teens in this world, she would have had a custodial sentance here in the UK.

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                  • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                    Either you're not understanding the article or I'm not understanding you. She's been charged, but not sentenced. She was released to the custody of her mother to await trial rather than holding her in jail because she's not considered a flight risk. They didn't just shake their finger at her and send her home to mommy.
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                    • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                      AN EXPERIMENT IN FEBAISM:

                      QUESTION: Does Feba's mother like English speed/extreme power metal band DragonForce?

                      OBSERVATION: Feba's mother has just purchased a new mp3 player. It included some muzak tracks. One of which happened to be a power metal track. Feba's mother happens to like dragons, so Feba mentioned DragonForce, and offered to show an example. After watching less than a minute of a youtube clip, Feba's mother says "They need valium" and walks off.

                      HYPOTHESIS: Feba's mother does not care for DragonForce.

                      EXPERIMENT:
                      Step one: Aquire a copy of Through the Fire and Flames. Convert to mp3 format if necessary.
                      Step two: Place Through the Fire and Flames on Feba's mother's newly purchased mp3 player.
                      Step three: Hide it in a Shania Twain album.
                      Step four: Wait until it is inevitably played.
                      Step five: If Feba still has a home, DragonForce is presumably tolerable.

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                      • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                        I'm far too lazy to find an article, but a local woman was breastfeeding her child while driving a few days ago, and got into an accident, and the child went through the windshield. Luckily for them both, the doctors say the child will make a full recovery, but seriously, why do people risk their children like this?!?! A quick google search found that apparently a lot of women are ticketed for this. If your child is hungry/crying, why not ... OMG ... STOP!?!?!

                        There is a reason for child safety seats.
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                        • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                          Originally posted by Feba View Post
                          AN EXPERIMENT IN FEBAISM:

                          QUESTION: Does Feba's mother like English speed/extreme power metal band DragonForce?

                          OBSERVATION: Feba's mother has just purchased a new mp3 player. It included some muzak tracks. One of which happened to be a power metal track. Feba's mother happens to like dragons, so Feba mentioned DragonForce, and offered to show an example. After watching less than a minute of a youtube clip, Feba's mother says "They need valium" and walks off.

                          HYPOTHESIS: Feba's mother does not care for DragonForce.
                          OMG Feba, I laughed so hard my stomach ached.

                          /em goes off to YouTube to see if they really do need Vallium....and hopes her eardrums don't get blown out..

                          EDIT: Ok watching Through the Fire and the Flames official video.

                          [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmU2R9lTivY"]YouTube - Dragonforce -- Through The Fire And Flames -- (OFFICIAL VIDEO)[/ame]

                          All the long hair and head whipping took me back to my youth! Seriously reminded me of the 70's! LOL I actually loved the song though and will add that to my MP3 player. GREAT motivational workout song I must say! Any other song suggestions out of their catalog Feba?





                          ...And yes a couple of them could use a dose of Vallium. LOL
                          Last edited by TheGrandMom; 06-07-2009, 10:56 AM.
                          Originally posted by Feba
                          But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                          Originally posted by Taskmage
                          God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                          Originally posted by DakAttack
                          ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.

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                          • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                            Honestly, I'm only really aware of DragonForce as far as their meme range reaches. 'Fury of the Storm' was part of a ytmnd meme, though:

                            [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5i7qZxICwgQ"]YouTube - Dragonforce - Fury of the Storm[/ame]


                            WOAAAAH, WOOOOOOOOAH, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH!!

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                            • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                              LOL It's so old school 70's style music that it cracks me up. Also kind of reminds me of intro music to something like Dragonball Z or something. LOL Thanks Feba for the smile today.
                              Originally posted by Feba
                              But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                              Originally posted by Taskmage
                              God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                              Originally posted by DakAttack
                              ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.

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                              • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                                Originally posted by Aksannyi View Post
                                I'm far too lazy to find an article, but a local woman was breastfeeding her child while driving a few days ago, and got into an accident, and the child went through the windshield. Luckily for them both, the doctors say the child will make a full recovery, but seriously, why do people risk their children like this?!?! A quick google search found that apparently a lot of women are ticketed for this. If your child is hungry/crying, why not ... OMG ... STOP!?!?!

                                There is a reason for child safety seats.
                                We have a laws against that, here are the laws that you can be fined if you don't comply with

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