Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

[Neverslip]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

As I deal with people on a constant basis with my job ... I agree these thoughts pass through my brain constantly. Someone emailed me these and they were too True-Strike not to share...

Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

I can see your point, but I still think you're full of sh*t.

I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a f**k.

How about "never"? Is "never" good for you?

It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

Ahhh, I see the f**k-up fairy has visited us again.

You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?

It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.

Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

No, my powers can only be used for good.

You sound reasonable......time to up my medication.

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

Who me? I just wander from room to room.

And now useful expressions for those HIGH STRESS days

Well, aren't we just a ray of f**king sunshine?

Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?

Do I look like a f**king people person?

This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

You! Off my planet!!

Practice random acts of intelligence & senseless acts of self-control.

I like cats too. Let's exchange recipes.

How many times do I have to flush before you go away?

How do I set a laser printer to stun?

I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.

When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.

Earth is full, go home.

[Durahansolo]

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Ok, got my new computer built earlier this month and have been scouting out parts for liquid cooling. I had finally decided today what I was gonna buy and guess what? Out of stock ;_;. They'll probably have more next week so I'm not flipping out about it lol. I was gonna buy from Frozencpu.com, is there any other places that have good deals on liquid stuff? Newegg isn't looking too hot for what I want to buy lol. I want the Swiftech Apex kit since it has a i7 adapter in it and I'm gonna grab some extra tubing to throw in a EK plate for my 295GTX and i think I saw a EK plate for the north/south bridge for my Asus Rampage II.

Anyways, I got back into Disgaea 3, and man its too fun lol. The other day I got on for about 4 hours and got 2 of my characters up to 700. Read this crazy guide that was on gamefaqs and decided to unlock all the monk and thief classes so I could get access to Master Thief and Big Bang. Big Bang makes fast leveling awesome. Converted one of my Clerics to a Monk and then Master Thief so she has Omega Heal and Big Bang with the Double Cure evility so she Omega Cures for like 32,000.

[Raydeus]

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Undubbed Persona games (3 and 4)

[Akashimo]

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Oh what wouldn't sell from this?

click

side note; rest of this series can at times be nsfw

[Balfree]

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So I tried Shin Megami Tensei: Imagine

Its actually not that terrible o.O there's a lot of stuff in the game

It's just badly done... but it's actually pretty complex and interesting

[Durahansolo]

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Random post of the day:

Got part of the supplies for my liquid cooling system. Also saw a wicked mod of a case like the one that I use so I'm planning on adding a window to the case since it doesn't have one. Grabbed a Dremel and a new drill since my old one looks like Rusty Mcghee. If I need anything else, I'll be able to borrow stuff from my dad, he has it all...

also WHERE IS TGM!!!!!!!!!!!

[Raydeus]

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Maybe PiNG needs to add a TGM twitter so you can have a better idea (in real time!) of what's going on when she disappears.


Hmm... twitter status in one's profile...

Not like I use it anyway (or anyone would actually find it interesting to check for that matter )

[Durahansolo]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

Maybe PiNG needs to add a TGM twitter so you can have a better idea (in real time!) of what's going on when she disappears.


Hmm... twitter status in one's profile...

Not like I use it anyway (or anyone would actually find it interesting to check for that matter )

LOL I never caught on to Twitter. I just heard about it recently when they got that virus a couple of weeks ago. Now a facebook GPS would be another story.

Anyways I hate FedEX but apparently they rock today, paid for 3 day shipping and it'll be here today instead of Monday like the date says.

Lastly I needed a new drill for my case mod since my old drill was left out in the car since last summer and got some wicked rusty condensation on it, and also I'm pretty sure my dad "Borrowed" my charger since I don't know where it is. I saw on TV that Sears had a sale on tools so I was like DUDE YES!!! Looked online and found a Drill + RA Drill for 119.99 with 2 batteries a charger and a carrying case. Got up to sears and of course I couldn't find it, so I got a 69.99 drill that I thought was the same one. Paid for it and got home only to find out "Batteries & Charger not included." MFWTF! How I hate thee Sears....Oh How I hate thee.... Anyways I bought the other drill combo and I'm gonna go pick it up along with the rest of my water cooling supplies after work.

[Illuen]

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Saw the Watchmen, absolutely loved it.

Then I saw this cartoon, and I couldn't stop laughing:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDDHHrt6l4w"]YouTube - Saturday Morning Watchmen[/ame]

[Nuriko]

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MAKE IT STOP, MY EARS ARE BLEEDING!

You're right about how laughable that is, though.

[Balfree]

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I'm confused.

I didnt watch the film, I didnt know what whatchmen was either.

Is it a big joke or something?...

[Illuen]

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I'm confused.

I didnt watch the film, I didnt know what whatchmen was either.

Is it a big joke or something?...

To not be TLDR, the Watchmen is an incredibly graphic and violent GN, and all of the characters are very morally grey, so it is really a big joke.

Also, Bubastis as Ozymandias's wacky animal sidekick is just too funny.

[Feba]

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Anyone here black? My hair has spontaneously formed itself into a ball of awesome-- a febafro, if you will. I could use some advice.

[Vyuru]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

In other news:

The week before finals SUCKS! I've been waking up for absolutely no reason at all at weird times during the night.

The bad thing is that I'm more or less prepped for finals and I've got little to no extra studying to do during those wee hours in the night.

[Durahansolo]

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Anyone here black? My hair has spontaneously formed itself into a ball of awesome-- a febafro, if you will. I could use some advice.

You need the new and improved Febafro Hair Pick. Guaranteed to pick your hair straight or your money back guaranteed. The Febafro Pick is availiable to you for the low low price of $99.99. Order right now and get as a added bonus Feba's Ultimate Grillin Machine "It'll rawk out the fat." You get it free and all you have to do is pay shipping/handling, a finders fee, local/federal/state taxes, send in 5 forms of ID including: thumbprint; eyescan; picture; signature; picture ID;. But Wait THERES MORE!...

(Either I hit the back button too many times, I didn't post, or it was deleted lol but I replied to this the other day.)

In other news:

The week before finals SUCKS! I've been waking up for absolutely no reason at all at weird times during the night.

The bad thing is that I'm more or less prepped for finals and I've got little to no extra studying to do during those wee hours in the night.

I've been out of school since 2005, but I used to hate back when I was in college that I would have dreams that I was still in my highschool and I had forgotten to do assignments that were worth like your whole grade, and I forgot to study for final exams. Now that I am out of college and working, I still sometimes have dreams that I am in college or highschool and I've forgotten to do assignments. I also dream that I'm buried in paperwork at work.