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  • #3631
    Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

    One word: Shock

    Adding a second: Collar

    Any noise and ZAP, they're flopping around in their seat like a fish out of water.

    A quiet fish out of water.
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    • #3632
      Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

      I'm feeling shitty, (nausea, vertigo) and I have class in a half an hour. I know I should go, but I can't bring myself to do so. :/
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      • #3633
        Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

        so I just spent the past hour and a half digging around for a receipt. and I FOUND IT!


        Now I just have to check very clearly and make sure it's still valid for a refund.
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        • #3634
          Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

          Originally posted by Cotners View Post
          Same here. Well, I did go to see my parents a couple months ago and they offered to babysit mine while the wife and I went to see Indiana Jones.
          You finally get to go out and you go see INDIANA JONES!!? /comfort

          Originally posted by Taskmage View Post
          There's only a handful of people I'd trust with my kids and they're all too wrapped up in their own problems to sack an evening so that I can see a movie.

          When my kids were little, no one but family watched them. That said, my family is a bunch of assholes and they would only watch them if there was an emergency. One time I needed to go in the hospital so I figured this is one of those emergency situations. WRONG! I had to beg and plead and call the doctor to get an estimation of how long I'd be in..... The doctor wasn't much help either. "Well, we'll try a course of antibiotics but if that doesn't work then we might have to do something more invasive. I really can't say it could be 2 days or it could be a week." I did eventually get my mother to take the kids but only after begging, pleading, sobbing, and finally screaming at her.

          Then there was the time my "trusted family member" decided to teach my son a lesson about touching the stove by turning on the burner and putting his hand on it.....

          We didn't go out much either TM.
          Originally posted by Feba
          But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
          Originally posted by Taskmage
          God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
          Originally posted by DakAttack
          ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.
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          • #3635
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            Originally posted by TheGrandMom View Post
            Then there was the time my "trusted family member" decided to teach my son a lesson about touching the stove by turning on the burner and putting his hand on it.....
            HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

            Please, please, introduce me to this person. They need a really swift kick in the nuts. If they're female, it will still hurt a lot if I kick there.

            What the fuck is wrong with some people?
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            • #3636
              Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

              Originally posted by Aksannyi View Post
              What the fuck is wrong with some people?
              I dunno, but you'd think that THIRTY FUCKING DOLLARS WOULD BE WORTH IT TO NOT PISS OFF A FUCKING CUSTOMER. BUT NO, OBVIOUSLY THAT'S SO IMPORTANT THAT YOU HAVE TO HOLD ON TO IT! IT'S NOT LIKE I WASN'T GOING TO TURN AROUND AND SPEND IT ON YOUR OWN FUCKING MERCHANDISE ANYWAY!

              Also, TM's autobiography is going to be mistakingly classified as surrealist fiction.
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              • #3637
                Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                yay, my colored contacts came in @_@
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                • #3638
                  Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                  Originally posted by Akashimo View Post
                  yay, my colored contacts came in @_@
                  Are they purple?
                  Originally posted by Ellipses
                  Really, it's just like pretty much every question about this game that begins with "Why." The answer is "Because."
                  Originally posted by MCLV
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                  • #3639
                    Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                    Originally posted by Aksannyi View Post
                    HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

                    Please, please, introduce me to this person. They need a really swift kick in the nuts. If they're female, it will still hurt a lot if I kick there.

                    What the fuck is wrong with some people?
                    Yes, it was a she...which just made it even more shocking. Thank god, to this day, she hasn't reproduced. Yep, I only trusted family members with my kids and now that I can look back on it, they might have been better off with strangers.
                    Originally posted by Feba
                    But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                    Originally posted by Taskmage
                    God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                    Originally posted by DakAttack
                    ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.
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                    • #3640
                      Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                      Originally posted by Neomage View Post
                      Are they purple?
                      nope. Grey
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                      • #3641
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                        Originally posted by Akashimo View Post
                        nope. Grey
                        Lame. They should be purple, or at least cyan. Grey is to... normal.
                        Originally posted by Ellipses
                        Really, it's just like pretty much every question about this game that begins with "Why." The answer is "Because."
                        Originally posted by MCLV
                        A subjob is like sex, you shouldn't have it untill your 18 but if you don't have it after 21 everyone laughs at you.
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                        • #3642
                          Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                          How is purple normal?
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                          • #3643
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                            Originally posted by Akashimo View Post
                            How is purple normal?
                            Its not, he said purple would be cool.

                            EDIT before your impending edit: Grey is too normal because I've known a few people who actually have grey eyes. Never known anyone to have purple eyes, though.
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                            • #3644
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                              Purple eyes are teh Ghey.
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                              • #3645
                                Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                                <-<; Yay for mis-reads.
                                But also, why purple though? And i rarely seen anyone with gray eyes
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