Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

[Akashimo]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

http://www.gdargaud.net/Humor/Pics/DoingItWrong.jpg

Mhurron, diaf and be a galka's lunch.

[Caspian]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

getting cut in the palm of my right hand with a knife while trying to seperate frozen burgers topped my accidental self inflicted injury list. Luckily it wasn't serious and i got the bleeding to stop, but damn still hurts.

HINT: If you let them warm up a little, they become much easier to separate.

[TheGrandMom]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

HINT: If you let them warm up a little, they become much easier to separate.

*snicker*

[Vyuru]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

I see your knife incident and raise you by a sickle and a saw.

To the same spot on the same finger ; ;

[Yellow Mage]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

I see your knife incident and raise you by a sickle and a saw.

To the same spot on the same finger ; ;

What, did you try to get the sickle out with the saw, or vice-versa?

[Vyuru]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

Nah, just bad luck.

I cut my finger with the sickle while cutting grass, needless to say my aim was a bit off.

The saw was after we took done one of our trees. I was sawing off the smaller branches from the main trunk. The saw very firmly stuck/pinched in the branch. Since the branch was too heavy for me to move on my own, I pulled back on the saw to get it out, slipped on the ground (it was wet and rainy) and drew it over the same spot that I had cut myself with the sickle.

Fun times

The saw cut wasn't too bad actually, the sickle however cut something like 4/5ths of the way through my tendon, the only reason that I didn't cut myself to the bone was because that the tip of the sickle got stuck in a log that was next to my hand.

[Callisto]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

It wasn't enough that the woman I work with who was standing at the empty printer, which is about 4 feet from our paper supply shouted 'The printer needs paper!'. No, that wasn't enough.

Her coming over to my desk, which is the opposite direction from the paper supply, and further from the paper than she just was 3 fucking seconds ago to ask me to go get paper would be enough though, right? No, that wasn't enough.

Nay, instead I get to walk past the printer, to the paper supply room, to open up a horribly colored box, only to find the paper...the paper labeled...wait for it...XTREAM. X T R E A M. FUCK!!!! @&@$&#$$%&@$%^@$%%&@$%^@!!!

Now ignore the fact that IT IS FUCKING COPY PAPER AND THERE IS NOTHING FUCKING EXTREME ABOUT COPY PAPER THIS ISN'T A FUCKING ROCKET-POWERED MOUNTAIN BIKE IT'S FUCKING PLAIN WHITE COPY PAPER ahem, they just had to go the extra mile and make a fucking paper pun. hatehatehatehatehatehateHATE.

What saddens me most is that the technology for an O'niel-esque space colony has existed since the 70's, yet there still is not one in existence that I could drop onto the planet from space.

[Raydeus]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

Whoah your job sounds Xciting and incredibly fast paced.

Next episode: Callisto will face the challenges of reloading a stapler.


Stay tunned!

[Mhurron]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

It wasn't enough that the woman I work with who was standing at the empty printer, which is about 4 feet from our paper supply shouted 'The printer needs paper!'. No, that wasn't enough.

This is what happens when you let women in the workplace. They don't know how to do anything or have any wish to and end up taking someone else away from their work to do something they should have.

/that should be plenty for the rest of the day

[Callisto]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

I'm more confused as to how they got to the office since I don't think they're allowed to drive.













/hides

[Raydeus]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

Every show requires a damsel in distress I guess, even if its a 300lbs one with a super-annoying voice...



Which reminds me of Fat Princess...

[WishMaster3K]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

That Fat Princess game is going to be so awesome.

Well... (fat) women are upset about it, but no one cares about their opinion anyway.

[Akashimo]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

Ray, you're scaring me.

Go back to your n00b gear in Fei'yin so i can aggro you again.

[Vyuru]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

It wasn't enough that the woman I work with who was standing at the empty printer, which is about 4 feet from our paper supply shouted 'The printer needs paper!'. No, that wasn't enough.

Her coming over to my desk, which is the opposite direction from the paper supply, and further from the paper than she just was 3 fucking seconds ago to ask me to go get paper would be enough though, right? No, that wasn't enough.

Since she is a coworker, and not your boss, why is she coming over to ask you to go get paper for it?

[Callisto]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

Since she is a coworker, and not your boss, why is she coming over to ask you to go get paper for it?

Because being the only person under 50 in your office apparently automatically makes you the only person who can lift something waying more than 9 ounces.