Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

[TheGrandMom]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

My husband disagrees.

[Callisto]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

So does my g/f, unfortunately

[WishMaster3K]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

The Mythbusters had an episode about farts, actually.

Farts are actually compatible with flamethrowers, and women do fart.

Sorry, Cal.

[Callisto]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

At this point in time there is nothing I'd like to know more than: Which of my neighbors is a large enough cocksmoking douchebag that they've made multiple calls to the leasing office to complain that I own a charcoal grill, which is against the rules of the complex.

I know the complex isn't sending me notes telling me I can't use it of their own accord, they are never on the side of the building where my grill is, and from below you can't even see that I own one, much less that I actually use it. Apparently I'm expected to go drop $100+ on a gas grill that can't even fit on the tiny piece of shit balcony they've given us, or just not eat because their kitchen appliances are too fucking shitty to handle not obliterating any form of meat.

I'm betting it's the same cunt of a neighbor who made multiple calls to the office that my 2nd car was parked in a parking spot that nobody fucking uses, resulting in the car being towed without anyone even telling me which racked up $1300 in charges that my mother had to pay.

I swear if I find out who it is I will knock the shit out of them, and gladly accept the assault charges.

[Aksannyi]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

If you're gonna go for assault don't forget one of these:

[WishMaster3K]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

Haaaaaaaaa. Zing.

Maybe if we lived in the same city, I'd Ninja them for you. I have no ninja abilities, but I have the uniform.

[Mhurron]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

http://www.sembeo.com/wp-content/upl...8/03/ninja.jpg

[Aksannyi]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

WTF fail go BCNM Utsusemi you fucking gimp.
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[Mhurron]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

Takes too long.

[Aksannyi]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

Holy damn and I thought I was lazy.

[TheGrandMom]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

Want to talk about lazy, my daughter who is right downstairs is too lazy to even yell upstairs so she calls me on my cellphone. Honestly I'd like to smack her upside the head!

[Callisto]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

Ignore the phone call, I do most of mine anyways.

[Mhurron]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

Want to talk about lazy, my daughter who is right downstairs is too lazy to even yell upstairs so she calls me on my cellphone. Honestly I'd like to smack her upside the head!

Done that when I can't find the wife in a store.

[Aksannyi]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

That wouldn't work in my dad's house, where I stayed for a few weeks between schools (long story). We didn't get any cellphone service. Not that it mattered because the place was small enough that I could hear absolutely everything that ever went on. Luckily for me, some things that I would not want to have heard did not go on. XD

O_O holy shit someone married Mhurron?

[Caspian]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

The Mythbusters had an episode about farts, actually.

Farts are actually compatible with flamethrowers, and women do fart.

Sorry, Cal.

Haven't they also "busted" myths only to later find authentic reports and unedited film footage showing that it did indeed happen.
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