Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

[Akashimo]

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SE made another red head winner :D
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new npc from mission

[Jarre]

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Yeah, and what's up with having bathtubs in the same rooms as toilets? Who wants to bathe in their own shit?!

Because in the Uk we don't have the vast quantities of space you have to build large houses to be able to have seperate rooms. heard of opening a window? or ask people to use the downstairs cloakroom (a 2x1m room with a wc and a tiny sink, normally squeezed in where ever we can fit it)

It may surprise you but a large 4 bedroom house is no bigger than 100sq meters thats 1076sq ft (thats the whole area of both stories put together) so a foot print of 500sq feet. with the largest bedroom only being 120sq feet maximum (thats approx 12ft by 9ft)
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Speaking of germs, did you know that our mouths contain more germs on them than the average sewer grate? (NYC not included)

Just try not to think of that when your tongue is down your partners throat, would kind of kill the moment

[Feba]

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Jarre, I'm not sure if the British have discovered the concept yet, but you should google sarcasm. You might even be able to quit your day job and become a comedian that introduces it your entire country!

[WishMaster3K]

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British sarcasm usually consists of cross dressing.

[DakAttack]

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British sarcasm usually consists of cross dressing.

Don't forget male nudism and penises in general.

[Jarre]

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We invented the knob joke....

[WishMaster3K]

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Well, "he chocked on the first fag he sucked down" just doesn't sound right in any other country.

[Jarre]

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Its why Robbie Williams didn't make it big in the US first time around with the song Strong which started with the lyric.. "My breath smells of a thousand fags"

[Feba]

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I'm amazed he wouldn't have thought to just change it to 'cigs'. I mean that's not exactly hard.

[Aksannyi]

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This thread is a pretty funny way to start out my morning.

[Mhurron]

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Its why Robbie Williams didn't make it big in the US first time around with the song Strong which started with the lyric.. "My breath smells of a thousand fags"

I thought it was because he sucked.

[WishMaster3K]

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Or maybe it's because he does suck.

[Jarre]

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so true

[Taskmage]

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Ugh I feel like my connection to reality is lagging today. Objects keep popping into my perception when they're like 2 feet away from me, there's a half a second delay between me deciding to move and moving, I keep dropping numbers when I count things in sequence, etc .... This is an awesome condition to be operating a forklift in, I'm sure you can imagine. With my coworkers luck.

[WishMaster3K]

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I really meant that as a pun. I probably should have used italics. But I'm not that funny anyway, so I probably saved time.

Oh ouch, TM. I work in an office, and it's just about time for me to go to the bathroom, beat 2-3 Crisis Core missions, then take lunch for an hour.