Let me introduce to you. Ladies and Gentlemen. Mr. Algore!

[Feba]

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M29OVORAXcI[/YOUTUBE]

Thank you! Hello. I am... Al Gore.

HOLY CRAP IT'S ALIVE THE MACHINE CAN THINK.

[Icemage]

Re: Let me introduce to you. Ladies and Gentlemen. Mr. Algore!

That was actually pretty nifty. Holographic transmission across the globe.


Icemage

[Lilani]

Re: Let me introduce to you. Ladies and Gentlemen. Mr. Algore!

I hate Al Gore. With a passion. He tells everyone that we need to take drastic and meaningful steps when he can make more of a difference than everyone he preaches to combined if he just moves into a solar powered home (which he can easily afford) and shuts down the zinc mine he runs on his property, which he recently restarted.

He tells everyone to use less fossil fuels, when we all know he goes to those concerts via private jet. He's such a hypocrite, I have no idea why anyone looks up to him at all. Plus, that "technological" display he uses in the Live Earth concerts uses who knows how many billion kilowatts worth of energy per airing. So far, apart from amusing us with pretty lights, they've done nothing to help the environment.

Not to mention all the carbon put into the atmosphere to put the satellites in the air to make his broadcast possible, all the carbon created by the trucks to bring all the equipment to those concert locations, all the carbon created by the viewer's cars which they needed to drive probably long distances to get to the concert, all on top of the utility bills for the lights, restrooms, fresh water, and cooking stands nearby, all the factories needed to create shirts and souvenirs... They may as well call it "Corporate Hypocrisy--LIVE!"

And...yes, I see the original point Feba was trying to make. Mister Algore...haha...it's like he's trying to make himself out to be some technological deity.

[Feba]

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I just found the entire intro so over the top, I was keeling over laughing.


It's like walking into a movie theatre and seeing a trailer full of explosions, car chases, shootouts, and then hearing "Coming this summer... THE REVENGE OF MR. ROGERS. It's going to be a wonderful day in the neighborhood, bitches."

[Lilani]

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XDDDDDDDD

I love it when you put things into perspective, Feba.

[Icemage]

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I just found the entire intro so over the top, I was keeling over laughing.

It's like walking into a movie theatre and seeing a trailer full of explosions, car chases, shootouts, and then hearing "Coming this summer... THE REVENGE OF MR. ROGERS. It's going to be a wonderful day in the neighborhood, bitches."

No doubt. I tuned him out after the first few sentences. I just thought the technological trick of doing a worldwide holocast (is that even a word yet?!) was interesting.


Icemage

[Feba]

Re: Let me introduce to you. Ladies and Gentlemen. Mr. Algore!

holocast

in the future, typos of this will lead to huge flame wars.

[Saren]

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hahahaha oh god that intro was the funniest thing I have seen this week.

I want an introduction like that for my holographic projection 'from beyond the grave' speech at my funeral, complete with sylph like girl + floaty dress + wind machine.

[Atam]

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Al Gore is friggin awesome!!!!!

ROFLOLAMO!!!!!

Seriously though, I wonder how many people are eating his crap out of his hands. He's no different than any other politician that runs around telling you to do one thing, when he/she is actually doing the other.

Thanks for posting that though, it was really funny ^_^

[Legal Fish]

Re: Let me introduce to you. Ladies and Gentlemen. Mr. Algore!

Hello. I'm Al Gore.

I am a herald of Galactus. Everything you know will come to an end.

[Yellow Mage]

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Thank you all for coming. It is my pleasure to introduce the host of the Kyoto Global Warming Conventions, the Inventor of the Environment, and first Emperor of the Moon, Al Gore!



I have ridden the mighty moon worm!

My fellow Earthicans, as I discuss in my book "Earth in the Balance," and the much more popular "Harry Potter And The Balance Of Earth," we need to defend our planet against pollution. As well as dark wizards. That's why I'm offering a bag of moon sapphires to the first person who solves this problem once and for all.

[Malacite]

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Now people will take him super serial! XD

[DakAttack]

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This thread is a laugh riot.