-Anything that can be posted, will be posted.
-If nothing can be posted, something will.
-If there are multiple ways of posting something, the shorter, more inane choice will be the one.
-It's not over until the server crashes.
-Anything you say can and will be misquoted against you.
-A flame war will always happen at the worst possible moment.
-Any noob you try to correct will take longer and cost more than you thought.
-All things posted are sarcasm.
-Never say "I'll never reply to that," because that's sarcasm, too.
-No thread is fool-proof.
-Just when you think a thread has died, somebody necroposts on it.
-When waiting for a reply, it won't come until you've been disconnected.
-Just when you hit that "Submit Post" button, you will get an error, and will be forced to type all that all over again.
-That will only happen if you haven't copied the post before-hand.
-You are only not posting when your boss isn't at the office.
-In order to have an ownage post count, you have only to waste more time posting stuff than everybody else.
The Yellow Mage's Paradox: "If Murphie's Law can be posted, it will be posted."
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Well, what do you think? I hope this tribute to a certain forum legend won't get me in trouble
.
If you have something to add to it, or if you want to prove this law on my thread, have at it
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-If nothing can be posted, something will.
-If there are multiple ways of posting something, the shorter, more inane choice will be the one.
-It's not over until the server crashes.
-Anything you say can and will be misquoted against you.
-A flame war will always happen at the worst possible moment.
-Any noob you try to correct will take longer and cost more than you thought.
-All things posted are sarcasm.
-Never say "I'll never reply to that," because that's sarcasm, too.
-No thread is fool-proof.
-Just when you think a thread has died, somebody necroposts on it.
-When waiting for a reply, it won't come until you've been disconnected.
-Just when you hit that "Submit Post" button, you will get an error, and will be forced to type all that all over again.
-That will only happen if you haven't copied the post before-hand.
-You are only not posting when your boss isn't at the office.
-In order to have an ownage post count, you have only to waste more time posting stuff than everybody else.
The Yellow Mage's Paradox: "If Murphie's Law can be posted, it will be posted."
Originally posted by Murphie
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Originally posted by Murphie
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Well, what do you think? I hope this tribute to a certain forum legend won't get me in trouble

If you have something to add to it, or if you want to prove this law on my thread, have at it

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